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I batter eat a good breakfast if I want to beet oomis. I’m gonna need lots of fruits and veggies, as well as some other foods. Like a hard boiled egg I’m gonna be hard to beat. To many people the though of facing me in such a challenge is like the naked banana, not very appealing.
What to eat to clam victory? Bakery buns usually get me on a roll. I guess it would be wise to eat a latte them. I am on a diet, but a waste is a terrible thing to mind. If I actually followed my diet, i’d be up for the Nobelly Prize. Eh, I can always quit tomorrow cold turkey. (I hope that is not just my pita-rnal instincts talking).
But the key is getting me to properly espresso myself. I don’t want to come off as someone who is pasta his prime. I want to be viewed as a mushroom, one of high morel standing. Being that you, oomis, are like yogurt (cultured) there is no little margarine for error. Last thyme you were butter than me and I was toast. This thyme I must proceed dill-icately as you have the ability to be a-maize-ing. In fact I relish the fact that I’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to you.
Almond joying myself in this thread oomis, but I’d like to make a piece offering, if that is the way of pudding it. Offer me amixture of basil, olive oil, garlic, and ground pine nuts. Suddenly we’ll became pesto friends.
Why does he need to release anything? The man is the President, you are an ordinary citizen. He owes you nothing.
The Other Wolf
I was eel-y eel-y trying too hard at the end. I wish someone had not left me to flounder like that.
The Other Wolf
All we should do is have the National Center for Organ Donations pay a set fee for each donated organ. This will increase the number of organs available for donation and will decrease the waiting list. They can continue to give out the organs the same way they currently do.
Those who wish to bequeath their organs will receive less than those who donate during their lifetime. This set fee will come out of the pocket of the recipient.
I believe that currently, one is not even put on the waiting list if they do not have the ability to pay for the procedure.
The Other Wolf
How exactly was it entrapment?
How do you define entrapment?
The Other Wolf
This is a challenge I just cod not refuse. There is a lox of potentially fishy puns which he have now added to the pool. No perch-asable book will contain the bad puns we are about to come up with. Once in a whale a good one will pop up, but mostly your mussels will ache from the bad jokes.
Bass-ically I am continuing this for the halibut.
I am waiting for someone to throw in a ‘Red herring’ to divert the conversation from fish puns.
Sadly, it is only a matter of time before this thread gets deep fried. The mods have probably already been batter-ed with too many puns. Some probably already have a terrible haddock from all of this. However, I find them fin-tastic!
oomis please don’t get all shellfish. Trying to top me is the impossible bream. Know what your seal-ing is and work with it. If you try hard enough, you can clam second, eel-y
The Other Wolf
Just when I thought this could not get any wurst. You come out any try to skewer me, perhaps a switch to de-calf will calm things down on both ends. Then we can play a game of moo-nopoly or maybe moo-sical chairs. Failing to switch to de-calf will unfortunately lead to udder chaos.
I do not know what is beef-itting of someone of your caliber. Perhaps I shall be calf-ful in the future as to who I pun with. I looks like I am done, you are probably a cutlet above the rest.
The Other Wolf
Mr. Wolfish
I’m surprised you are even dignifying this nonsense.
The Other Wolf
I did not do so sir. This name is was chosen to pay homage to his wonderful insight.
The Other Wolf
oomis1105 – How long will it take you to loin your lesson? This dialogue shows you are not all that cleaver. Will someone need to meat you in person before you stop this lack of humor? This is getting veal-ly bad. Perhaps we should raise the steaks here.
Time for me to leave now, on my cow-asaki moo-tercycle
The Other Wolf