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  • in reply to: Fires on Lag Baomer #1016169
    HaLeiVi
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    Right, and some of those things were commanded by the Rabanan. Why didn’t they say to learn instead? And the Torah does tell us what Matzah and Maror is about, if my Haggadah is not lying to me. It is not a Chok, you know. Do you make a Bracha when you dance at a wedding?

    in reply to: Fires on Lag Baomer #1016162
    HaLeiVi
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    And wouldn’t you think we would celebrate our freedom and initiation as Bnei Yisroel by learning instead of chewing Matza, Maror, and cups of wine? And Purim? Oy. Why don’t we just learn through the day? Why do we even have a Shabbos Seuda when could have had a ‘meaningful fast’ instead while learning profound thoughts and insights?

    Worse yet, lately I’ve noticed how Yeshiva Bochurim throw away a night Seder in order to dance at a friend’s wedding. That should be the most important time to learn for him. The Zechus of each word is worth more than a kick and a clap — put together, no?

    in reply to: Jews Are Crazy #1015836
    HaLeiVi
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    So to put it all together, you were referring to the non-religious being too religious, and I proved the point that you didn’t really mean.

    in reply to: Source for “Anovim Anovim” #1015546
    HaLeiVi
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    Thanks, DY. Now, what’s the tune?

    in reply to: Fires on Lag Baomer #1016151
    HaLeiVi
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    That was Gevald, Dik.

    in reply to: Could someone please explain this to me??? #1015212
    HaLeiVi
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    Or: E/M = C²

    in reply to: Do your friends know who you are? Do you? #1015136
    HaLeiVi
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    So there’s a silly way to be silly and a mature way to be immature.

    in reply to: ????? in the former of a ?????. What's it about? #1015029
    HaLeiVi
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    Why don’t you check out the Raaya Mehimna on the topic?

    in reply to: Jews Are Crazy #1015804
    HaLeiVi
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    If you want to see Hashem’s opinion on the matter, read Parshas Balaq. What happened to Yeshaya Hanavi when he told the Man Upstairs Besoch Am Temei Sefasayim? Take Yoshke’s advice: Tovasam Derosh; Ra’asam Al Tidrosh.

    in reply to: Moderator 80 #1015128
    HaLeiVi
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    Sam, that is a cute term. But yes, the Christians used to use the argument that since we don’t understand it, it is a miracle, which is proof of G-d. This approach is responsible for atheism following science.

    However, showing intricate design, especially when a complex system could not have functioned with any less complexity, does point to a conscious designer.

    in reply to: Do you believe in Antarctica? #1015390
    HaLeiVi
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    If you don’t believe the world is round then of course you can’t believe Antartica exists.

    in reply to: Why We Need Mothers Day #1014686
    HaLeiVi
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    So when does it come out? Is it Nidche because of Shabbos or in order to come out on Tuesday? Do you have seven days to be Mashlim the offering? Do we say Chag Ha’ima Hazeh or Hazu or Hazos?

    in reply to: A good cry #1015581
    HaLeiVi
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    I’m not asking why.

    in reply to: No Fair! #1015079
    HaLeiVi
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    And I have to watch my back next time I’m in Oak Park.

    in reply to: What Happened to Aristotle? #1014615
    HaLeiVi
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    The Medrash mentions travels of Bnei Yerushalayim to Athens. Rebbi Yehoshua famously debated the Greek scholars, but he wasn’t in the time of Aristotle or his desciples.

    Is there any Mekor that Dawkins converted and is now in Aish Hatorah?

    in reply to: These New Mods Are Tough! #1063923
    HaLeiVi
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    It’s very deep. Very very deep. In fact let me take a closer loo —

    HEEEELLLLPPP!!!!!!

    in reply to: No Fair! #1015069
    HaLeiVi
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    Don’t feel bad. I have a friend that knows my screen name and I don’t know his. But I got him back because I knew his real name before he knew mine.

    in reply to: My son still misbehaving #1014877
    HaLeiVi
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    Maybe they were trolling and making you feel bad for no reason.

    in reply to: What do trolls really want? #1014634
    HaLeiVi
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    The term Troll has a unique definition in this CR section of YWN. Usually it is used to refer to someone ruining a site by posting fake, repetetive, or disturbing material. On this site it came to mean anyone with a different taste than your own.

    This is not a help-me site, nor a recipe site. This section is for conversations about any topic, including funny ones. If someone starts a ridiculous topic, it is called being funny, whether you like the joke or not. If someone starts a conversation about what to do with his millions he is having fun; it is theorhetical or perhaps funny. If someone were to post an emergency Tehillim notification that turns out to be fake that would be a real troll. Also, if someone creates a fake impression of being popular through fake agreements, we can call that ruining the experience of users of the site, hence a troll. There are levels in between in which you’ll have to consult your LOM.

    in reply to: What Happened to Aristotle? #1014608
    HaLeiVi
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    So maybe they knew WE would figure it out!!

    But if it wasn’t true yet then you are saying that they knew something that wasn’t true. Vechozar Hadavar.

    in reply to: I hate you all, you big fat jerks #1019754
    HaLeiVi
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    Popa’s on vacation now.

    in reply to: My son still misbehaving #1014868
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    Use your wife’s belt.

    in reply to: Chief Rabbi of the CR #1026452
    HaLeiVi
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    Maybe he went to Italy to learn Kiddush Hachodesh.

    HaLeiVi
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    Found another source questioning the literal accuracy of Seder Olam Rabbah:

    Rashi to Daniel 11:2.

    The Pasuk refers to Daryavesh as Revii after mentioning that three more kings will rise after Daryavesh Hamadai. Rashi quotes Seder Olam that he is calles Revii when you include Daryavesh Hamadai. Then he quotes an alternative interpretation, from the Yosiphun, that there was another king, a son of Koresh, before Achashveirosh.

    Now, you realize or course that this is not the first place where Rashi offers an alternative, more simple, interpretation to a Pasuk over a Medrash. As Rashi explains in many places, there are many ways to explain a Pasuk.

    You are also obviously aware that never does Rashi refer to this son of Koresh as taking part in the count of years. Here, where Daryavesh is refered to as the fourth, and it would have to be explained, Rashi offers the explanation that the Pasuk could be including this son which is otherwise left out and not counted.

    This has absolutely, and unsurpisingly, nothing to do with not taking Seder Olam literally. In fact, as I mentioned earlier, it doesn’t make sense to say that. Seder Olam is not some Medrash relating an experience where we say it must be talking on some other plane. Its purpose is to calculate the years, and that is exactly what the Gemara quotes it for. So, for another reference of where Chazal took Seder Olam literally, see Shabbos 88.

    HaLeiVi
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    Of course not. Because he actually refers to the talking donkey as a literal, physical event. There are three references to it by the Rambam. One of them was understood by many to be taking it less than literal while the other two show otherwise. Is there a reason why this one reference is always the only one mentioned??

    in reply to: Something Nice About Another Person #1014703
    HaLeiVi
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    I admire pixelate’s seventh sense.

    in reply to: Sometimes I feel like a…. #1015098
    HaLeiVi
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    People use you out and crunch you up and toss in the waste basket when their done.

    in reply to: These New Posters are Tough! #1013903
    HaLeiVi
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    I’m a new one with an old name.

    in reply to: Mush… #1013892
    HaLeiVi
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    What do you mean? It’s the easiest way, albeit not most economical, to land.

    HaLeiVi
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    Charlie, you think you chanced upon a gold mine that no one heard of? We all know good and well how to take Divrei Aggada. We are taught this at a very young age. The difference is that we know when this applies.

    Actually, Seder Olam is in fact history. That is its function and purpose. That is what the Gemara quotes it for. It has also been pointed out here that the Pesukim show the 70 year span as well.

    Even in those times they didn’t know how to count the 70. We count it from the Churban, but the conquest of Bavel started long before.

    We are the ones with actual info. Everything else is putting together a picture from scraps. If you were to enter my house and do research you would no doubt draw conclusions different than the truth. Speculation would tell you that a waving flag shows the moon landing to be a fake. Knowing the truth tells you that it was folded.

    HaLeiVi
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    MDG, the reason Shimon Hatzadik met with Alexander was to protect the Beis Hamikdosh.

    in reply to: Mush… #1013885
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    Oh, I thought Mushing is when you fly with a nose-up attitude using full throttle and low airspeed.

    in reply to: Unconditional love #1013728
    HaLeiVi
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    Conditional love is not love. That is for your grocer and delivery boy: according to their output that’s how much regard you have for them. Shalom Bayis means a loving relatioship, not an un-screaming brush-by. If someone is inhibiting that, it should be dealt with.

    There is some circular reasoning in the OP. If one is ruining the Shalom Bayis how can you ask if there is supposed to be Shalom Bayis?

    in reply to: Jews Owning Pet Insects #1017550
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    Doesn’t the Gemara say that you save blood to feed your cat?

    in reply to: Jews Owning Pet Insects #1017548
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    Actually, all of our great leaders had insect pets. He wouldn’t even get the job unless he walks around with a Kupas Shratzim!

    HaLeiVi
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    There’s a big difference between not just making up something and actually knowing something. Do anthropologists just make things up?

    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    I have no reason to believe that historians know more about the past than anthropologists know about the present. And they know frighteningly little.

    in reply to: What Happened to Aristotle? #1014583
    HaLeiVi
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    Aristotle is the hero who saved philosophy by not allowing them to sin against it again.

    Anyhow, whether it’s true or not, he is not the center of our focus these days and you don’t get much points by adding him to your club.

    in reply to: Jews Owning Pet Insects #1017547
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    Who are we to judge? Perhaps he loves it. Would you like it if someone tells you to sleep on wet grass? Same thing here.

    in reply to: Why don't you move to…. #1073760
    HaLeiVi
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    Would that complete a picture or confuse it?

    Hmm, good point, Twisted. Yeah, I think I’m running back to the familiar east coast.

    in reply to: Why don't you move to…. #1073757
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    Ok. I’m here checking it out. Looks pretty nice…

    in reply to: My Near Death Experience #1028712
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    Your description is actually not a typical OBE. You were describing an abnormal dream. It is possible to get an abnormal dream. The Gemara implies that even when the dream is not from your own imagination, your imagination gets in the way. There is, however, a concept of a lucid dream. As the Ohr Hachaim Hakadosh explains, when you are aware of it being a dream, during the dream, then it is clearly a message.

    Now this is separate from the experience of the clinically dead who have experienced life after death. The reason they don’t change religion is because the experience merely shows them that there is a soul.

    People were able to relate facts that they couldn’t have known otherwise, and the self awareness was stronger than our waking hours.

    in reply to: My sighting of Big Foot #1013437
    HaLeiVi
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    Couldn’t tell. It had its foot in its mouth.

    in reply to: My sighting of Big Foot #1013434
    HaLeiVi
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    Oh. It said hump hump thump!

    in reply to: Is this normal for yeshiva bochurim #1055033
    HaLeiVi
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    He is testing her. It should be nipped in the bud. Maybe don’t fight but you can definitely stress how dissapointing it is to head in this direction.

    in reply to: ezlevs interesting comment on pixelates close encounter #1013497
    HaLeiVi
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    But someone said you’re not allowed to.

    in reply to: My Sighting of the Lock Ness Monster #1028649
    HaLeiVi
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    Loch Ness.

    in reply to: When is the Official Day.. #1014103
    HaLeiVi
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    From Reb Ovadia’s Tshuva it didn’t sound like he would say Hallel. But if he did, it was not during Davenning. He also mentions that we don’t celebrate an As’chalta. In fact, by Puranus we go after the beginning, as in Tish’a Be’av, and by a Yeshua we go after the completion as in the 14th of Adar and Chanu Chaf Heh.

    in reply to: Why don't you move to…. #1073749
    HaLeiVi
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    Ok. Maybe I’ll come to check it out. Where should I meet you?

    in reply to: My Near Death Experience #1028701
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    To Be, that’s what I meant.

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