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Mods, a bit too gory for us queasy, feeble minded people, wouldn’t you think? I shudder to think was WAS removed!
TB/xB
I already sent one. It has landed 1.3 feet in back of you.
Same as ain posting blayla (byom gam ken)
Dr. Middos says it’s very consistent with the symptoms of someone who just used the anti invisible spray. Not to worry.
It’s called the Apollo Maria (space, ship).
I generally use it for the company I own, “Tzufloigen”. Our motto: “We get you spaced out”.
(Boy did it work on this fellow, he’s still shaking..)
OK, so let me continue..
When I saw this individual so “interested” in my family’s private details (and daughters), I ran and jumped into one of my latest models and went for it. I decided to give him a run for his money. If he’d just peer closer, he’d see me rolling with laughter.
Sort of just testing HIM out to see how he’d react.
FAILED, FAILED, FAILED!!
“It wasn’t me either” Said Froggie
I can almost bet you directed this question to me.
Oh, sooo sorry. See, deep down (deepest of the deep) I’m all serious. I do not know of jokes. I can’t fathom why someone would want to joke. The whole concept of jokes, jester, laughter, merriment, banter etc. is totally foreign to me. It’s just that my outer self (close to outer space) takes precedence.. takes on a life of its own..
Truth is I was kidding. I’ll let you in on a tinny secret. That button is really shinny orange.
Ha ha. Silly. THAT WAS ME.
Scared you, didn’t I?
(next time I’m gonna press the little red “zap” button)
And one who was born in 1995 was the equivalent of someone who tried to be born 4 years later four years ago, minus 4 years adding four years.
Wow, amazing!! An old timer, but I don’t know you in real life.
Mazel Tov!!!
Do dogs (and other species of non-humans) have a hard time with our good people?
What your intentions were by posting here
sonny, I’m sure you forgot, but we (us Weissgardenfelds) live all the way up in Alaska. I’m sure Rebitzen Shlisselchallah told you.
Oy, do I have an urge to update you…
MODs, I wonder how you let that one in. Are you sleeping behind the wheel?!?
Time to make major investigation!! Jothar, where are you?
Here’s someone’s screen name of Sara, yet she (he?) wants a Passuk that starts with Alef!! We’re being fooled, deceived, tricked, deluded, duped, betrayed, hoodwinked, bamboozled.
HELP!! We’re under attack!
And are you really a small, tailless amphibian?
.. and thanks to the numerous dog in the area (and their selfish / careless owners), I have to have my eyes always glued to the ground while walking outside near my home.
to continue..
(Sam, you’re right. Missed that in my rush)
6) I’m not into clothing, you see
7) For some reason they were mysteriously burned (in a fire I lit)
8) It’s the rest of the year that we’re dressed up
9) We use both, then wash and hang
10) “Sitting on the Torah” wouldn’t be called proper Derech Eretz, would it?
11) We only speak Russian (in fact I don’t even know English). I had an Engineer Masters in Russia (for horse and buggy) before I emigrated here to continue on as a car service driver.
(If I’m not mistaken, you indicated somewhere (?) you’re married.)
I happen to know the family in question. I’m the father around. And it’s three separate daughters, Shoshana, Shaindel and Shprintzel. And from the deep questions you posed I sort of got your “deeper character and mindset”.
Anyways:
1) Just about 10.5 – we always use few words (don’t I?)
2) They’re all home schooled
3) We never sit down to eat ketchup, as far as I recall
4) All pictures are of me. In interesting “poses”
more later…
I gave out THICK matzo to one son “????? ?? ?????.. ??? ???”
And a VERY LITTLE KNOWN fact. A person can be a “mentch”, good with his neighbors, “gemutlich” and still be a rasha.
My ancestors were Yekkes. Me? I’m .45205 Yekke.
I’m here for quite some time, I just didn’t follow EVERYONE. (Myself was hard enough)
You don’t want to wish harm on any Jew.
And one may never know the ways of the Ribono Shel Olam. One who talks creates a barrier to the Tefillos, for himself and others. Why he’s is not immediately punished is Hashem’s cheshbonos. He is forgiving and very patient to allow for repentance, but, no doubt, there is a Judge and Judgement.
Additionally, as Ohr HaChaim points out, one who sins and causes another Jew to bear his punishment, as in this case, will be dealt with EXTREMELY SEVERELY. To quote:??? ???? ?? ????? ?? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ??????.
It’s about me. I’m about to put out a MAJOR EVENT in BP. I will star a seven piece one man band. (Or maybe was it a seven man one piece band)
Were thinking of and Davening for you, SaysMe, WoW and others… on Seder night. Some have issues and problems they don’t feel comfortable discussing here even anonymously. Pesach night was a very opportune time. Besides of what I wrote before, seforim write that we are visited by the Shechina and other Heavenly occupants. A certain time for effecting ??????.
Our shul has someone in the front conducting…
Where’s the thread of “Little Froggie wishes Klal Yisroel a meaningful ?????”?
I.M. (awake)
Toad Rabbah!!
Some threads contain more chometz than…
Not a turtle… but close. May I comment?
Misnaged: Easily understood. To a Misnaged, the gartel is batel, so it’s like he’s holding her hand. To a chassid, it’s not batel. (look in R. Chaim on the sugya..)
SaysMe
That’s exactly what I meant:
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/the-fifth-son%E2%80%A6
And as I wrote before, under another s/n, HaShem does not come with complaint, “a grudge” against His creatures.This nowadays phenomenon of being OTD is something HaShem knows fully about, he won’t judge you or your son beyond your capabilities.
And just as there’s an answer to the four sons, so too there’s an appropriate answer, response to the OTD son. I (obviously) don’t know, but there is. And Pesach should be the opportune time to be mispalel, that’s the Chag of ????? ????.
Y & P. Obviously you didn’t get it. I don’t know who PS is, but I do “lighten up”. You, again obviously, don’t know me, or my previous history here. One would say I’m from the more “lightened up” members of the CR (actually of humankind too). After all attempts to… I haven’t gone totally sour…
Still there are some things I would never joke about. “Going to convert to idol worship” is one. Lashon hara, ona’ah and halbanas panin are another I try to keep away from. (you’d be surprised at how many posts I compose only to trash them because of a slight concern)
Sorry for intruding into your own personal thread..
Hi! I’m “everyone”. So I’ll take your poll.
And everyone’s answer is – EVERY MINUTE. ??? ???? ???? ???? – every single minute HaShem grants me. And I’m charged to make the most of it. Minute by minute, every minute – it’s assigned role, duty, ?????.
Do I succeed?!? Apparently not. (see – I took an unauthorized break from Pesach scrubbing to answer your poll)
OK, gotta get back to real life, and all it has to offer…