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Little FroggieMember
SiDi:
You share my computer’s pain? I don’t think so. I drive my (no-existent) computer buggy, tickling it with so many gigglebytes, endless terriblebytes of information, computations, analyzations, processing… No.. I don’t think so.
Maybe you’re none existent computer does.
Little FroggieMemberOK. Seems that I’m the only one in the know (been a first hand witnesses, no, I actually participated)
The first makko was “dam”, blood, which affected their water supply. As the Torah writes, they tried unsuccessfully to dig. Medrashim are full with the account that the Jews had no problem whatsoever, even when both were drinking from the same source. Furthermore, it was one of the Jews’ sources of wealth, for if an Egyptian paid a Jew, it would remain water.
The Torah writes an additional passuk, that the fish would also die. That is discussed by Rishonim in different approaches, and also for the need the Torah had to inform of that detail.
The second makko was “tzefardea” (Froggies!!!). Nothing to do with their water supply.
Little FroggieMemberSomeone talking about me?!?
(I don’t think it’s proper to make light of a passuk)
Little FroggieMemberoomis, Again, Moshe is in Lashon Kodesh, as is the reason for his name, in Lashon Kodesh. As the Torah writes specifically – the name and reason. No other language involved. Meforshim say that she asked around and found out the words. His name in Egyptian was Monias. (Tuvia, Avigdor, etc. are all names cited by Midrashim, from Divrei Hayomim)
Little FroggieMemberShopping, No, it’s my computer which I don’t have, that shares the pain of the computer you don’t have.
Little FroggieMemberActually Stomach thought.
And that was me, in Metzraim. Shouting out all my thoughts (songs of praise to HaShem) from in the insides of those people.
Little FroggieMemberI think his Egyptian name was something like Monias, check it up.
Little FroggieMemberOh. So sorry. ???? ?????? ???? ????? ???? ????????
I thought you knew that.
Little FroggieMemberWas it a frog?
Little FroggieMemberCould you please repeat that for me? I don’t have a computer, so I couldn’t see what you wrote.
Little FroggieMemberEveryone ignored him. So he called again.
Little FroggieMemberMoshe is a Hebrew name. As the Torah specifically writes. (he had an Egyptian name, mentioned in sources) So is Avraham – Av hamon goyim. And Sara too. While not written in the Torah, Chazal say its source, of course in Hebrew.
Regarding my name, however, you’re right. It’s comes from the Yiddish, froggeh, question. “Little”, I think, is a pure English word.
Little FroggieMemberWatch out. I can drive you insane with my croaking (if I haven’t already)
Little FroggieMemberI could be in your challos…
Little FroggieMemberWow. A snow storm of epic proportion in Yerushalaim, 70 degrees in New York. (are they saying morid hatal for us?)
Little FroggieMemberHey humans, you have a lot to learn from me. I think they call it in Rabbinical language a kal v’comer…
Little FroggieMemberHah, you think I’m awesome, Wait until you see big grand daddy!
December 22, 2013 6:52 pm at 6:52 pm in reply to: You are tuned to WCOF all the Coffee Room news all the time #1002639Little FroggieMemberlow visibility, quite froggy outside
Little FroggieMemberActually he is quoted by saying “Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the …” (can’t get myself to write out such gory, morbid thoughts) “…in the process.”
Good to know some here are actually on the ball.
December 20, 2013 4:39 pm at 4:39 pm in reply to: You are tuned to WCOF all the Coffee Room news all the time #1002636Little FroggieMemberYou’ll be hearing all about me, next week!!
Little FroggieMemberNo one?!?
OK, I’ll go with mesiras nefesh.
Because explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog.
Little FroggieMemberI wrote earlier my theory. Pure speculation, but a theory nonetheless.
Little FroggieMemberOomis:
Chazal say she Avraham was a “tofel” to her regarding Nevuah, not because of her own intuition. She definitely used her womanly qualities while building her home, and that of klal Yisroel, but that’s not why she was superior to Avraham Avinu regarding Nevua.
Rochel hid her father’s terafim to wean him of avodah zara, as chazal say, not for her family’s sake. They were about to sneak out.
Little FroggieMemberWe daven often to HaShem ?????? ?’ ?????, let us behold your goodness. No, it isn’t going to be obvious, otherwise the great “game” is over. Of course it’s hidden, and one has to discern HaShem’s direct hand in all daily occurrences.
It says somewhere ?? ???? ?????? ??, ?? ???? ??????? ????. One mocker who wishes to disbelieve will have free reign, a sincere seeker will be helped. (Interesting that the gemarah equates ?? ???? with ??? ????) An oved HaShem rejoices more from the recognition of HaShem’s helping hand than of the yeshua brought about.
Little FroggieMemberI think one can kill in doubt, and then undelete if needed.
All kidding aside, I think some rishonim / shitos allow for revenge if he killed r”l a karov. (?? ??? ????..????? ???)
Little FroggieMemberI don’t have a computer either. That’s why I can’t see what you wrote.
Little FroggieMemberand also
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Little FroggieMemberI can croak it in a way you’d NEVER want to hear it again!
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Little FroggieMemberYou wouldn’t want me jumping on your posts, would you?
Little FroggieMemberThis post has been edited
Little FroggieMemberFor those of you who are wondering what it read, it said “No we don’t” in bold (twice).
I’m going to code my messages with a checksum.
(5af4a2ba)
if you get a different checksum, message has been tampered.
yep
Little FroggieMemberWIY:
????? ??? ?? ?’ ?? ??? ????????
Gamanit: I know, I voiced my protest before, on a different thread.
Little FroggieMemberI know, they do it all the time, to my posts. yep Yes you do. yep Yes you do.
See?
(p.s. I heard they only hire former KGB censors)
most, not all
Little FroggieMembera cereal killer is one who burns the porridge
Little FroggieMemberNo, I just mean maybe if frogs had toes maybe they’d be able to walk instead of jumping.
Little FroggieMemberOomis, How about froggies? (cute little one).
Stay tuned!! One more week.
Little FroggieMemberYeah, I know how that feels…
Little FroggieMemberI veis nisht
Little FroggieMember..and then here again..
(just following you around)
Oh, yes, you have a good remember. (or search engine)
Little FroggieMember..And again here
Little FroggieMemberHere too.
Little FroggieMemberAnd now it’s infested with a certain mod posting and reviving all the old ones about infestation.
Little FroggieMemberWow, you’re working on this for two years straight!
Little FroggieMember42, I was referring to him.
Little FroggieMemberWe want it to be a sof for all tough
Little FroggieMemberActually there was one who used to post here, and he went to Yeshiva shel Maalo World, last year.
But I wouldn’t think anything you post here would have any effect in one’s after-life. Actually I think it would be an excellent opportunity at gemilas chesed, to write chizuk, comforting words of encouragement and support to those still with the living. It’s those who could use the powerful, uplifting gift of the kind, sympathetic word.
Little FroggieMemberOh no, (close) but still helplessly addicted!
Little FroggieMemberfunnybone, you don’t know how to repeat that one. It’s supposed to be – as you finished scanning the photo into the computer…
Little FroggieMemberYeah, I know. It’s just hard to get our point across, we can’t drei with our thumb!
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