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Try chewy Fluorides, and the mouthwash called ACT.
You can do the usual balloons with confetti, juggling in front of the kallah, tap dancing, private jokes,wave posters, crazy costumes, fireworks.. etc…but PLEASE dont make the wedding turn into a purim chagigah! Cute shtick is fun too much of it is a little much.I recently was by a wedding and basically the whole wedding was shtick after shtick!! posters with cute sayings, private jokes, crazy wild costumes..I think the friends tried a little too hard.In the beginning it was fun, by the end I dont think the Kallah was enjoying.So as everything else..Moderation is the key.
Fresh goldfish straight from the fish tank-Sushi to a whole new level 🙂
Why are all the new posts multiple choice questions about dating???
Here is a trick to stop your friend’s sneeze. When they get the look that they are about to sneeze tap them, Suddenly they dont have to sneeze anymore. (Not a nice trick but does the trick every time 🙂 I think its basically the distraction that stops the sneeze.
Wow. Sounds like you got this down pat. I think the safest is to be polite to the cop giving you the ticket..If you try and act like a wise guy or real tough he will just get mad and really pile on the tickets..Do not try threatening him or say “see you in court” in a mean tone.Then your case will stick in his head and he will remember you. (I deal with cops all the time so I know)Most cops are just trying to do their job and don’t try to be mean about it, unless you start up!
Some helpful tips:If you are pulled over for speeding and the officer asks you “Is there any reason why you were speeding”? the safest answer is “Im sorry, I did not think that I was speeding. I am a very careful driver and would not speed on purpose.” Notice that you are not admitting guilt, but you also are not calling him a liar, which would be a BIG mistake. Another tip is timing. The time to ask for leniency is BEFORE the officer goes back to the police car. If you have a good compelling reason say so.. Keep it brief and reasonable no long drashos..A good line is the following. ” I understand what you said and i am not going to argue with you, sir. I would never break the law on purpose. Could you please give me a warning? I try very hard to be a good citizen and the last thing I want is to receive a citation.” It might work, it might not. But it cannot hurt you. The main thing is to be POLITE.Good luck!
Or to make life simpler just eat it raw..Its not so bad just a little crunchy. To give it more flavor you can add ketchup to your raw rice. Another plus is you save yourself from washing a dirty pot.:)
Points to Ponder:
– I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
– Bad decisions make good stories.
-I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
-I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
– How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?
I even have school on SUNDAY which IS PURIM!! 🙁 Oh well.. its a half day anyways..So enjoy your days off!!While I have school and work every day (except Shabbos:)
Yes I heard of it…called a yekke 🙂
I just brought my credit card to class every day and said swipe! 🙂
How about a gift certificate to home depot? Most men find those tools fascinating!!! 🙂
guy-ocho: Thanks- also I forgot the beach, and Internet Cafe. Do you guys ever learn or just party? And to think you are going for yeshiva…
“where to buy rugelach”
Sorry popa_bar_abba you are wrong on that one. You dont have the seminary girls menu perfect. Most girls don’t go out and buy rugelach. Its more of a guy’s thing.
Ok now lets talk about the guys: Breakfast: None
Lunch: whatever yeshiva gives them, or some weird concoctions from their dira fridge which they call food.
Snack: some bamba, bisslie or coke
Supper: Split a pie with their FRIEND(that is- 2 guys splitting one pie!), some falafel, “chips”, schwarma in halo taimon.. laffa.
Midnight snack: They go to Nechama’s bakery.
Did i miss anything?
oomis1105-chochmas isha bansa baisah
And the ending of the Pasuk is “V’eveles Beyadeha Tihersena” 🙂
Marshmallow Chocolate Chip Pie
Ingredients:
16 graham crackers, crushed
1/3 cup butter
30 large marshmallows
1 cup heavy whipping cream
1/4 cup hot milk
1/2 (1 ounce) square semisweet chocolate, grated
Directions
1.Mix crushed graham crackers with butter or margarine. Reserve 2 tablespoons of this mixture for the top of the pie. Press remaining mixture in pie pan.
2.Cook milk and marshmallows in a double boiler until marshmallows are melted.
3.Cool marshmallow mixture. Fold in whipped cream, and add grated chocolate.
4.Pour chocolate marshmallow mixture into graham cracker pie shell, and put reserved crumbs on top. Refrigerate several hours or overnight.
(Disclaimer: NOT responsible if it doesn’t taste good, I never made it, but it looked good:)
If you make it please let me know how it tastes.
State media said the quake hit the area shortly before 1 p.m. local time, cutting power and toppling buildings including hotels and schools
First of all I think I’m following you around to each thread.lol. Yes I have some stories that people tell me “you can write a book, or send it and it can be a movie”.
OK Eclipse ready for the game..
So did you hear about the quake in China?
??? ???????????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????? ??????? (for all those who dont know.. that means thank you you do a great job in Greek)
Another way to overcome jealousy is when you are jealous of someone realize that NOONE in this world has a perfect life! Although to the outsider (you) it looks like her job is the best, or her kids are the smartest/cutest but you dont know what goes on behind closed doors. How she really doesnt have shalom bayis, or maybe Chas V sholom one of her kids are sick. People know how to hide things and pretend all is well.
Lets say it was possible to trade lives with her however, everything is a package deal. You can’t pick and choose what you would want from her life If you want to trade jobs with her, or wish for her kids you really wouldnt want her life! Her package deal comes with her. You dont want her life and would rather keep your own “package”.
(I am writing this really quickly, but observateen do you understand what I’m trying to say?)
If you want something “cute” order online a cookie jar with a picture of you guys on it..I forgot which website does it for ya and bake some choc. chip cookies and put it in.. something like that.
I TOTALLY agree with Moderator- 80 corn beef idea he will totally love it! just throw in a beer with it lol.But its more of a guy friend idea than a kallah type of idea. You as the kallah should do something cute v. cool.
(how to get) gum off my shoe
Another good idea is to hand out a pop quiz and announce that this is a test. Make funny questions appropriate for their level Write the directions that says please turn over the test without doing any examples. MOST GIRLS WILL NOT READ THE DIRECTIONS AS THE INTERESTING, AND FUNNY QUESTIONS WILL CATCH THEIR ATTENTION.
So make a interesting and fun test for example:
1. What is the name of the girl sitting next to you?
2. List the posters in the classroom
3. Draw a complicated maze ..etc..
The game will be how many students will pick up on the fact that you are not supposed to actually fill it out..
I eat breakfast EVERY DAY and whats listed below is been tried and tested.
-Eggs- High in protein- eat a scrambled egg (eat like 2/3 eggs) on a bagel or bread. That will keep you full for like 3 hours with a cup of OJ. You will be really full.
-Cereal- if you will eat fruity pebbles or other “shabbos” cereals you will be starving twenty minutes later.
Eating empty puffed up air cereal with no nutritional value (even if it says 5 vitamins and minerals added) will leave you hungry after an hour. Rice crispies, corn flakes, chex and the like will not keep you full. For me to be full on those cereals it takes me a minimum of five bowl to do the trick.
To be REALLY full from cereal eat a cereal where the first two ingredients ARE NOT SUGAR. IM NOT SAYING TO EAT FIBER ONE or something of that kind because those cereals DONT HAVE TASTE. The company Kashi puts out good cereals where you dont feel like youre eating soggy cardboard, or eating an old ladies menu..For example Kashi has a cereal called GOLean Crunch. It is a very tasty cereal that will really keep you full.
Just try shopping around for cereals where the ingredients are healthy and not so long. The longer the ingredient list is the more fake stuff is in it.
-Another idea for breakfast people say is yogurt. Personally I dont get full on a small yogurt I would need like 2 or 3 to be full. So if you want to grab a yogurt eat it with a banana or some whole wheat crackers or something..
-Tuna or some other fish would also keep you real full (if you can stomache it at that hour)
– Oatmeal- Is VERY FILLING! sometimes If I eat too much of it I feel like I ate a bowl of cement.:)So either make it not so thick or add some flavor to it.
Good luck!
binayesaira:”BUT, if you marry a good looking spouse, your children have more of a chance to be good-looking. and as darwin pointed out, cute children have much more chance of surviving till adulthood than do ugly kids” “and, we all know that teachers favor cute kids. and since how well you do in schools impacts what seminary, yeshiva, college one gets accepted into, and thus who they are likely to marry, i would say that boys and girls should be extremely makpid on looks!!!!!!”
You say that someone should marry someone with good looks so their children can be good lookings so they are favored and get into Yeshiva/ Seminary???????? THATS WHAT LIFE BOILS DOWN TO?? which kid is cuter?? How about marrying someone who has exceptional middos and is OK looking? Their regualar children will be outcasts their whole life?? and not be accepted for being regular looking and not “CUTE”.
The people who judge externals and favor the cuter kids I think thats pretty shallow and low. Most kids are cute in different ways. Ok- so the neighbor’s kid who is messy, and has his menu of the day on his shirt and is constantly needing a tissue that you will argue and say you think he is cute? I personally won’t say yes BUT i would argue and say maybe he has a cuter personality, or a witty comment…etc..so Binayesaira you are telling me that life is all about looks????? I just dont understand your reasoning please try to clarify.
ZeesKite: I just realized something if you find it hard to stop posting then maybe you are addicted??(sorry sounds a little harsh) posting in the CR shouldnt be something you have to literally refrain from doing erev shabbos.
Posting in my opinion just means if you have something to say, share, comment, or argue …
I guess it all boils down to a happy medium- as with everything else.
seeallsides: good idea but then again they might see this post about them and feel bad.
popa_bar_abba: lol Guilty conscience
I certainly dont and wouldnt want to.
I get them all. Binah, Hamodia get it delivered. The rest like Yated and Mishpacha I pick it up in the store.(read on shabbos so therefore cant google)
If i say I will give myself away…Trust me I have first hand experiences on this matter!
Not bad considering you dont know me..:) but its fine.
thanks for the fast response.
I was thinking of stickynote also as in- tries to get out of sticky situations..:) But you can leave it as is I like it.
Thanks
everybody this post is getting me ______ (Most) boys dont notice what you are wearing and really couldnt give a hoot. As long as youre presentable and the outfit fits right what else do they know( or care)??
After the first date the boy comes back from his date his mother asks him, “so what was she wearing”. He says I think a black dress and he is probably right..:)
Dates are not like a fashion show like girls have in high school or something.These are BOYS..They think they know whats classy and in, but sometimes they are way off.So dont think they are judging you by your clothing or style hopefully they arent. if they are then they should just get a life!
HI Mods can i have a subtitle? (please make it better than gummy bear’s) 🙂 thanks
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If all these helpful tips that everyone offered dont work.Just wear earplugs and keep a fan on.This way you can drown out the noise..good luck and im sorry that you are suffering..No point of fighting with them they will just get more upset and try to make noise on purpose.
Here we go again….
Why do girls say O and boys say oy? like Adon Olam and boys will say Adoyn??
girls: Torah boys: Toyrah
why do some people say CHOOLENT and some people pronounce it Cholent?
🙂
If i told you I was a non jew writing into the jewish world to see their way of life and to see what they discuss, you would all laugh and say its baloney.
well…. 🙂
Confidence is bad when it comes across as arrogance or over inflated ego.
popa_bar_abba: I hate to tell you this …… but BJJ is kind of overrated.
A girl would like a boy that is sensitive to her needs, caring, great middos, knows how to get along with other people, doesnt get angry so fast…
Obviously a person is not going to like someone JUST based on looks..that would be pretty pathetic. Middos/ being a Mentch is what lasts and what counts for a mature and thinking girl.(However Im not saying a girl has to marry someone who she doesnt like how they look ..obviously that it just shouldnt be her only criteria)