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oom you are entirely incorrect

Are you asking questions here or answering? The correct answer is indeed yes (yay), but how?

And your answer about the number of numbers would have been correct if I had specified ordinary numbers between neg and pos infinity. That is a countable infinity, aleph sub 0.

All of the numbers found between zero and one are also found between neg and pos infinity. Both are aleph sub one, therefore ICOT is correct. This means you have answered 2 of my questions on this thread incorrectly so far.

You manage a hotel with infinite number of rooms, but all are occupied. Suddenly an infinite number of busses pull up with an infinite number of guests who wish to get rooms. Can you accomodate them?

you can’t watch movies on the plane (pro)

if you brought any food that you planned to eat on the plane instead of the horrible airline meal, you get to give shiureim to every girl on the plane (pro)

You get to be a human pillow to the girl sitting on either side of you for 12 hours (chesed, definitely pro)

your comrades will take pictures of you drooling in your sleep without your makeup and save it to try and get more dates than you in a few years (maybe a con)

When she burns your dinner you will have to come up with a reason not to eat it that doesnt involve saying how bad the food is. Life is all about finding diplomatic ways to get what you want. This should be easy.

I did the work for her in the mixed gym thread.

I am also not going to seminary next year, and I didn’t even get accepted to any. So don’t feel bad.

If seminaries are to make women fat, and they go willingly, who is to say there is any market for a frum women’s gym? The person who is interested in both would have to be strange indeed. Also, why would a married woman need a gym? You are left with a very small target market.

There. Sem, weight, and shidduchim. I guess math jokes are just something I cannot do.

“Why All the Fancy Cars”

I asked my rov about this, and he said the reason many jews have fancy cars is because if it is fancy there is a heter to be in it on shabbos. It has the status of a tachshit, like a hatzolah walkie talkie.

I guess the part I don’t understand is why new york people have fancy cars. Out of town you can’t walk to shul but in ny you always can, so why are they following kulos?

The Satmar Rebbe after the 1967 war even claimed that it was Satan, not God, who allowed the Israelis to recapture Yerushalayim

How do you know he said this?

With that said I pretty much agree with popa 100%.

“If I get to olam habah and see its no better than this, I’ll complain: I already had this at Achashverosh’ palace.”

This is what popa meant by “I would become a christian”.

If we were to “give a day” to every major Jewish tragedy that occurred in history there would not be enough days. Our wise sages therefore confined the period of national mourning for all tragedies to 3 specific weeks, so we can live normally the rest of the year.

Klal yisroel gave the day of tisha bav to holocaust victims as a day of rememberance/mourning. Yes that day is shared with rememberance of countless other tragedies, but nothing could be more appropriate.

Obviously, the zionists had and continue to have absolutely no interest in or respect for our sages. Their purpose in this case was not even to have you remember the holocaust but to have you remember that the day is brought to you by your friendly hedonistic zionist leaders. Nothing could be more disgusting.

Because….

They make you swear. Or affirm, but it’s the same thing. Asseres Hadibros, hello?

People dress not tznius. Shmiras eynayim, hello?

Courts ruled against G-d in schools, courthouses, and the pledge of allegiance. Kefirah, hello?

As a juror you are forced to fraternize with goyim. Am segulah, hello?

Jurors are entrusted with being the triers of fact. Only Hashem can determine the facts. Kefirah again.

Plus of course it is Bittul Torah because you can’t learn while listening to the proceedings.

But the main reason why court is no place for a frum jew is gezeirah atu coming as a defendent.

OK <sniffle> you convinced me to put the hanky away.

Anyone without a team of Polish crypto scientists would need the key to decode it, but how are you so sure I did?

Doc. I am very insulted.

At the seder I attended, there were lots of kids and not nearly as many adults. So we only let one of them say mahnishtanna because we didn’t want to sit through a thousand garbled yiddish translations.

To make it up to the others who were left out, we hid extra afikomans – enough for all the kids there to find at least one. There was only one matza to hide, but plenty of hard boiled eggs (we make them for shulchanaruch anyway). And to make sure none of the kids cheated by taking an egg out of the fridge and pretending it was a hidden one, we colored the eggs with food coloring before we hid them. Everyone who found one got a prize.

My neighbor liked the idea so much, he did the same thing in his backyard after Shabbos.

Only in English.

They coined the term themselves in Ivrit.

I guess that would be a problem then if I was Rsv Schachter

Sell photo rights to your homework for $50 per page. At the very least, you’ll have started a legitimate business while in college, which bodes very well for later in life. Well, you’ll have started a business while in college, which what counts.

If people wanted chicken for shabbos they could enroll in yeshiva. Obviously their need is not that great. If anything, your donation is perverse, enabling them to live a lifestyle more separated from Torah. So the question is how does a charity like chicken for shabbos even exist in our Torah world?

His name is EDITED. I wont post his full last name, but his first name is unusual enough that with the last initial many people can figure it out, ask him, and come back to corroborate.

Also in mesechtas buba meisah is that jews hold their noses when they walk by mcdonalds. Sheesh.

You can smell chometz. But snuff is considered consumption, so if there were anything chometz about it then we’d have a legitimate shailah. Unfortunately, the world wasn’t created in a way that validates this shailah.

Though the man declined payment, he agreed to let Trump send flowers as a token. A massive bouquet of flowers arrived with a very loud card that thanked him, informed him that his mortgage was paid, and identified Trump as the beneficiary of the favor. All in quintessential Trump style.

I know the man in the story personally and he told me he kept the card (this was more than 15 years ago)

To read through the seder? Why dont you just give up and go to sleep instead? Instead of zechiras yetzias mitrayyim you can be yotze actual yetzias hashibud, which has to be a higher level.