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Medrash Eicha
squeakParticipantI hope you see fit to post that, I think the implied rebuke is subtle enough this time.
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squeakParticipantB”H you were able to see that. Chaval that not everyone was allowed to, but at least its not a total waste.
squeakParticipantYou jerks
squeakParticipant“How did you discover his brain size?”
I had one of the TAs pass me a scalpel.
October 31, 2013 11:00 pm at 11:00 pm in reply to: More leitzanus about ovrei aveirah. Mrs. Lopatin style. #984606squeakParticipantI thought you were calling them Maharat- http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/maharat-avi-weiss
Maharat l’mineihu u’min habehaima l’mina mikoil remes ho’adama l’mineihu…
So much minnus
October 31, 2013 10:25 pm at 10:25 pm in reply to: Which Red Sox player could pass for a yungerman? #984656squeakParticipantAn open and shut case, eh?
squeakParticipantNot a mouse story, but for my first doctorate I was researching the physiological effect on the cerebrum of cognitive behavioral conditioning, and I used a rat. His name was Fluffy because he was Siamese. After learning to run through the maze in response to specific stimuli, I repeatedly employed those stimuli in succession causing him to run endlessly and brought his heart rate up to 2000 beats per minute. After 4 minutes, he expired and I observed that his brain was the size of a walnut. Then I suspended him by his tail from a light fixture in the womens bathroom.
October 31, 2013 12:57 pm at 12:57 pm in reply to: Which Red Sox player could pass for a yungerman? #984655squeakParticipantMods close down this thread or I’ll report it to the gedoilim.
This specific threat seems to be the way to get results around here. Full disclosure, I plan to copy and paste this threat in every thread (except the popa classics).
lol that was a mistake, but the thread has been reopened.
squeakParticipant“they threw off there boots and shoes”
Did you know that in their culture, throwing their shoes is considered the biggest possible insult? That cant be stressed enough.
squeakParticipantTheres a reason why a kiddush is meant to be just herring kichel and slivovitz. Keeps away freeloading women. If you serve salad at a kiddush and have pretty cakes as centerpieces youve dug your own grave.
October 24, 2013 12:51 pm at 12:51 pm in reply to: Okay, so maybe maybe I'm a racist but how can I know for sure? #982000squeakParticipantThe comparison to bald people is silly, since bald is purely a physical characteristic and not a culture; any commonalities are coincidental. Just like people of any culture can be 6 feet tall.
On the other hand, behaviors can be attributed to cultural background, and that does sometimes mean that people belonging to a certain race or ethnicity can be expected to behave in a certain way. For example, Asians are usually close talkers.
Understanding cultural differences and learning to accept traits in others that are unlike your own is embracing diversity. Attributing random (negative) behaviors as being part of the cultural makeup of a certain race or ethnicity and then expecting to find those behaviors in others from that group is racism.
squeakParticipantLo sailaic rochil b’amecha
squeakParticipant770 tefillin bags on the wall, 770 tefillin bags,
If one of those tefillin bags should happen to fall,
Chas veshalom,
Give tzedaka and put it back on the wall.
squeakParticipantThe first thing you need to know is you don’t stand a chance of getting in if you are a girl.
squeakParticipantAw thanks. But chalk it up as a missed opportunity. When your grand/kids come home with a 137% on every chumash, spelling, and math test, think of what could have been.
And also realize that they probably got one of the lowest marks in the class.
squeakParticipantApparently, this idea was taken very seriously by Washington, because soon after I forwarded a link to this thread to my Senators they raced to an agreement to end the shutdown.
I guess they don’t like the idea of teachers taking over even their “non-essential jobs”. I should have done this sooner.
squeakParticipantsqueakParticipantI paid with cash and the driver was so grateful he told me in confidence not to go anywhere near Manhattan on Friday October 11th.
October 11, 2013 12:42 am at 12:42 am in reply to: Can cancer be cured with organic vegan whole food diet? #978649squeakParticipantAccording to the quacks from this thread, you need Canesten.
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/cancer-is-a-fungus
Halevai it was that easy to treat or prevent. Sheesh.
squeakParticipantAlol. I postdd last night that someone is going to recruit the rich kids to yeshivas galt, but i havent seen pba in a while so i took it down
squeakParticipantDo you mean like ads and articles published on websites like this one imploring you to disconnect from the internet?
October 3, 2013 2:29 am at 2:29 am in reply to: Is it right to suggest a shidduch for yourself? #977956squeakParticipantNo wonder you have to suggest yourself. Shadchanim dont usually set up marriageable girls with boys looking for a high school.
Thanks
October 2, 2013 11:19 pm at 11:19 pm in reply to: Would you participate in a research study? #977256squeakParticipantConsidering that experimental drugs, by the time they approved for human trials in the US, have already been tested on animals and/or people of the third world, I wouldn’t worry much about safety. But if your best source of medical advice is me here in the cr, you should probably pass.
October 1, 2013 10:57 pm at 10:57 pm in reply to: Do we bury suicides in regular cemeteries nowadays #976891squeakParticipantYes
squeakParticipantPick up a copy of US News or Consumer Reports
squeakParticipantTorah-
I appreciate your responses. And you make a good point about trolling, so let me try to clean up. I was not actually comparing Chassidus to Christianity, though people such as rebdoniel and Chaim Potok might, but rather saying that the assertion is based on what we wish to believe rather than what we have been taught as Truth.
As far as your point about tolerating sinners, well that’s just it. We are told Hashem tolerates, not loves. Kel erech apayim, and a hundred other well-known quotes, spell this out.
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You are mistaken about popa’s viewpoint. See here
September 30, 2013 10:14 pm at 10:14 pm in reply to: Telling parents about lifestyle changes #977335squeakParticipantIf you quote me Chassidus to demonstrate your point, you are actually reinforcing my point about the dogma.
September 30, 2013 11:09 am at 11:09 am in reply to: Telling parents about lifestyle changes #977314squeakParticipant“Just as Hashem does”
Am I mistaken or is that an entirely Christian dogma? I know we are commanded to love Hashem, but where does it say that Hashem loves all His children unconditionally? I know where it says Hashem loves klal yisroel, and I know where it says Hashem tolerates and awaits a sinner’s pennance, but loving the sinner equally to the tzaddik? Voo shteit
squeakParticipantlol worst zionist ad ever
squeakParticipantIn the times of the gemara, people did not necesarily ever sleep in the same hut as their wives. A separate tent for wife or for each wife. Sleeping in the succah changed nothing.
In the times of the gemara there wasnt much difference between a house and a succah. Or in house vs succah matresses 🙂
September 16, 2013 1:16 pm at 1:16 pm in reply to: What would you have done if the world had ended? #975359squeakParticipantnotasheep… will that help? Probably not.
I would have thumbed a ride out with the Vogons
squeakParticipantHes not going for the aufruf, hes going to Belize. If the kallah lived in Belize and the chosson lived in NY Im sure hed listen to you and stay home. Ask him to bring you back some caulk from cay caulker.
squeakParticipantMoving to bonds is the wrong move for your prediction.
Making a prediction about where the market is headed and where interest rates are headed is also a wrong move.
You should get a financial advisor to guide you or to direct your investments.
September 12, 2013 11:05 pm at 11:05 pm in reply to: Where can I find Vidui with additional Aveiros? #974756squeakParticipantMa nafshash
If youre looking for additional aveiros, then youre not looking for vidui.
September 11, 2013 3:18 am at 3:18 am in reply to: When I was younger I thought…Now I realize that…. #1023334squeakParticipantNo, son, the sun sets in Arizona, near Falstaff. Thats why the rocks there are so red.
September 2, 2013 6:18 pm at 6:18 pm in reply to: Why Would a Girl Even Want to Learn Talmud? #973831squeakParticipantThere are many jewish women who have studied gemara for various reasons throughout the years, without fanfare. I think you have a good reason, just make sure it isnt more than that.
August 15, 2013 11:34 pm at 11:34 pm in reply to: Is this a chesed that should be passed up? #971104squeakParticipantWhen I see kids playing outside on my way home from the candy store, I feel like it would be a chesed to call them over to my car and offer them some lollipops…. but I don’t.
squeakParticipant“I recently became the hostess of a host of ants. Now, the exterminator is coming next week. But I have a problem.”
Yes you have a problem. You are wrong for calling the exterminator. You are the hostess of the host, so the ants are not your guests. You need to work this out with the host.
August 15, 2013 1:11 am at 1:11 am in reply to: Good Child Relationshp With Bad Acts or Bad Relationship With Better Acts? #970836squeakParticipantThe OP isa leading question and I insist that the topic be closed and the poster banned.
August 6, 2013 10:49 pm at 10:49 pm in reply to: Do allergy sufferers have it harder in the mountains? #969557squeakParticipantAbove the tree line there should be little to no pollen
squeakParticipantI was cheppering him, but it was well deserved based on his past behavior here (and now current).
squeakParticipantA Lear jet has never been to Nova Scotia. You must be a Newfie.
squeakParticipantBoth sides are disingenuous. The chilonim wouldn’t allow the chareidim to live in peace even if they kept entirely to themselves, but the chareidim wouldn’t be satisfied to be left alone in their own ghettos either. They (chareidim) want access to societal benefits without particiating in that society. And they (chilonim) are desperate for approval and can’t stand the reminder of their failings as Jews.
squeakParticipant” I know three partners at one of the top two firms. It has nearly 4,000 lawyers.”
Sounds like you barely know anyone. I am not a lawyer but I know more than two dozen partners in various big law firms. I dont mean to be insulting, but based on your advice, he probably shouldnt be taking advice from you.
squeakParticipantPaul Evans
squeakParticipantJust keep in mind, the SEC apparently still has boats…
squeakParticipantSounds like crisisoftheweek has switched sides and is now the one yelling crisis in a crowded online theatre.
squeakParticipantThis is just a new twist on the girl reminding the boys on the airplane to say yaaleh vyovo. She was hoping someone would come help her out (and her camels too) but struck out miserably.
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