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  • in reply to: Seminary #846718
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    I am in Tomer Devorah and I love it!!

    1. A year to enjoy Israel, learn about the land. Learn about yourselves- about your place in life, how to achieve potential. Learn halacha, about our heritage. They make you want to grow- don’t force anything.

    2. There are 2 tracks, higher and lower in terms of textual learning but pretty much they don’t care what level you are on. 3.What is the style of teaching? Discussion, lecture, classroom setting, chavrusa??

    3. So most classes are in a classroom setting. A few times a week we have a chumash/freestyle tutoring time with 1 or 2 other girls. All the teachers though will answer pretty much any question and we get into discussions a lot.

    5. Only text ones are Chumash and Navi. Theres Hilchos shabbos, bein adam lachaveiro, issues in israel, inyanei nashim, emunah and bitachon- a huge variety.

    5. You choose 2/3 per semester but otherwise no.

    6. There’s not a lot. A few classes give a 3/4 question quize once a week or so but otherwise midterms/finals for most classes and 1 or 2 papers a semester.

    7. Learning as much as possible out of each thing. tests/work is a side factor.

    8. Very easy. Some people come from schools where you barely learn jewish subjects and I would say it is not too hard for them.

    9. You can ask any question! Taharas hamishpacha questions, guys/girls relationships, questions that some people would consider being an apikores in a BY school but they try to answer everything.

    10. Learning more and growing more spiritually- definitely.

    11. Most girls are self-made. Most are not from the frummest families.

    12. Focus on the inside. Middos, our relationships with friends/teachers/family.

    13.I am a shy person and I found a really good group of friends right away. There are all types here. I don’t think anyone feels like they don’t belond.

    14. A lot of tiyuls! Like once a month a 2 day trip or so and once a month a trip to a park/beach/museum. Not to Europe.

    15. Cover your toes, 12pm curfew every night, no drinking, and no hanging out with boys in the neighborhood of the school but other places its okay.

    16. Basically cover your elbows/collarbone/knees (not so strict abt it really) and cover your toes.

    17.They are pretty nice. American mattresses, 2-3-4-5 per room. Enough closet space. There is a piano, an exercise room, very nice student lounge. In the same building as the classrooms and lunchroom etc. Bathrooms arent the greatest but there is a cleaning lady every day.

    18.You find a place for Yom Tov. Shabbos, every 4/5 weeks there is an in school shabbaton. On out shabbosim oyu can stay in the dorms and they find you meals or there is someone designated to find you anywhere to go.

    19. Lunch: Bagels and spreads, pizza, falafel, lasagna with salad.

    Dinner: Almost every night chicken with 2 sides like rice/soup/vegetables.

    Tomer Devorah is a really nice sem and you should check it out 🙂

    in reply to: how much to charge for hebrew tutoring? #818058
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    Depends on your age/experience a bunch of things but I would say 45/50 range.

    in reply to: Which Is The Best Internet Filtering System? #909979
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    SafeEyes works perfectly.

    in reply to: When life hands you lemons… #818175
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    If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

    in reply to: Do You Put Out A Flag On American Holidays? #1023060
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    I love that Y.W. stated to write a one word answer… and only 2 of 9 people listened.

    in reply to: 7 letter word game #1208300
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    Emptied….

    …Dietary

    in reply to: Things Kids Said/Did #1185158
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    Many years ago my family went to a museum and got a tour. After the tour, the guide asked if anyone had questions. My brother, who was about 5 at the time raised his hand and when he was called on he asked with a serious look on his face, “Why did the chicken cross the road?”.

    in reply to: Funny or Interesting Vanity Plates #700754
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    I know one IH8CRPL (I hate carpool)

    Also, it was really freaky. I was driving about a week before Yom Kippur and saw a license plate “UR4GVN” (You are forgiven).

    in reply to: Haiku writing #1222014
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    This duz knot maik cents

    Cuz i em a badd speler

    ohh wel, it wuz funn!

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #5 #706122
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    Not me, I’m allergic to dairy.

    in reply to: When does doing Chesed become called "being used"? #700088
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    In my opinion, if you’re able to do it- do it even if you don’t want to. You will get extra schar which is what this world is about. If she is taking advantage of you, that is her problem to deal with. Everyone was put on this earth for a reason, you never know what and maybe she was put onto this earth so you can do chessed for her..

    in reply to: Do they teach girls how to cook in Seminary? #700393
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    I know of a few seminaries that have a challah making course to teach about the special mitzvah that a woman has. It includes learning about it, and learning how to make and braid challah.

    There is also a seminary Bnos Chana that is half a day learning and half a day of parnassah courses which does include a culinary program. It seems very nice and teaches girls how to make healthy and delicious food!

    in reply to: Jokes #1201263
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    Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left. “Thirty minutes later the captain announced, “One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don’t worry … we can fly just fine on two engines. “An hour later the captain announced, “One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don’t worry … we still have one engine left. “A young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, “If we lose one more engine, we’ll be up here all day!”

    A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. “235,000 miles.” Her friend told her that was the problem. But the blonde’s friend told her that her brother is a mechanic and could put back the miles to whatever she wanted. So the blonde went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 40,000. Two days later the blond’s friend asked her if she sold the car since her brother dropped the miles. The blonde told her, “Why would I sell the car? There are only 40,000 miles on it!”

    Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided to kidnap a child. So the next day she goes to a nearby playground and when nobody is looking, she pulls a random kid behind a tree and says, “You’re kidnapped, so be quiet and don’t give me any trouble.” The little boy, too startled to do anything stands there in shock. The Blonde then pulls out a note that reads: I am a desperate Blonde hard up for money. I have kidnapped your kid and if you ever want to see him again you arrange for 5,000 dollars in non-sequencial, unmarked bills to be put next to this tree by 12:00 tonight, or else. She hands the note to the kid and tells him to give it to his mother. The next day the Blonde finds the bag of money next to the tree. Inside the bag is a little note that reads: Here is the money. How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?

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