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  • in reply to: Visiting relatives = top secret ATTN: METRODRIVER #736712
    smartcookie
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    Oh Yersl, how wouldya manage without the CR!

    Would be nice to hear from you more often, though!

    in reply to: Do you talk about the CR on a date? #736616
    smartcookie
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    Hashkfas yes. But there are so many other things to argue/disagree about! Nothing wrong!

    in reply to: Do you talk about the CR on a date? #736613
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    RB- guess what? IRL couples disagree quite often. So what? We work it out!

    in reply to: Can I Try This On You? #736506
    smartcookie
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    Eclipse- it could be funny if worked on some more. IMO, as soon as it’s exaggerated, it starts to become corny.

    And BTW, it depends A LOT on how well it’s acted out.

    Some lines were really cute!

    in reply to: signed … ? #881847
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    You people sign off with your signature with each post, or is it a preset thing?

    And onegoal- would you care to explain your signature please?

    in reply to: New And Returning Members! #856286
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    Thanks yummy!! That sounds a lot yummier and sweeter 😉

    in reply to: New And Returning Members! #856284
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    Sweet- I really appreciate that. Except if it’s a major bother on your part.

    I don’t think you want people to sometimes think you’re smartcookie! I’m not that smart after all, and you might be ashamed of my posts!

    In any case, welcome!

    in reply to: New And Returning Members! #856281
    smartcookie
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    Heh heh smart guy, ask any woman 😉

    Did you just start a new screenname for this?

    in reply to: New And Returning Members! #856279
    smartcookie
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    Sweet- it’s not the end of the world, no, but it bothers me a lot.

    It doesn’t help to call you choco chip! It’s just that when people seeyour post they can think it’s mine, and vice versa.

    I like to speak for myself. I don’t need other posters to think that things you write here were said by me.

    in reply to: New And Returning Members! #856277
    smartcookie
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    Yossi- only women are smart, you should know that 😉

    in reply to: New And Returning Members! #856275
    smartcookie
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    Sweetie- why, out of all names did you pick something so similar to mine?

    I really don’t need people to mix up our posts. Can you please change?

    in reply to: Visiting relatives = top secret ATTN: METRODRIVER #736702
    smartcookie
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    Well, if she’s your daughter, you can keep the conversations in the privacy of your own home in the future! 🙂

    smartcookie
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    eclipse

    The Human Spellchecker

    You mean $$$ job.Why settle for an s job?

    Eclipse- you are funny! Thanks for the laugh!

    in reply to: Coffee Room 2Qwik2Post Club #735450
    smartcookie
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    I feel like I can’t catch up with the amount of posts.

    I used to know every thread inside out, but lately were having too many of them!

    in reply to: I Still Need To Move #737416
    smartcookie
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    Where would you like to rent?

    in reply to: Time and Age #735855
    smartcookie
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    Cuz we get busier? Or because we don’t want time should pass so quickly.(We don’t count the seconds- when am I finally turning 10!!)

    in reply to: Can You Keep A Secret? #735437
    smartcookie
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    I don’t think anyone keeps a secret better than I do. Seriously!

    That makes me such a good friend!

    in reply to: I admit, I made a mistake #735367
    smartcookie
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    Eclipse 🙂

    If only I can!

    in reply to: I admit, I made a mistake #735365
    smartcookie
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    Well then, Joseph, welcome back!

    Tshuva is always accepted!

    smartcookie
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    Goq- lol!

    in reply to: Good Chiropractor #735665
    smartcookie
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    Dr keller in BP.

    Dr Krifasi in BP.

    in reply to: Chicken Bottom Ideas #735225
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    Prof- if you bake it skin side down, the whole chicken gets more of a taste.

    in reply to: Which is worse? #736386
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    Bochur- nobody hits a wall to inflict pain upon themselves. People do it out of desperation.

    It does in no way take away emotional pain. It’s just an instant response for some people.

    in reply to: Jokes #1201535
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    I hate jokes that go on and on just for one little punchline!

    Many jokes can be said in 2 sentences, as opposed to 15!

    in reply to: Chicken Bottom Ideas #735220
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    Always here- interesting that you bke chicken uncovered, because I make sure to COVER it. Bakes much better when the heat is sealed in.

    I baked chicken for 2 full hrs on 400, covered.

    Rice is delic! Just did that for supper. I baked it in the sauce for about 2 hrs.

    But gotta make sure it doesn’t dry up. Keep checking if there’s some water in the rice.

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221501
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    What happened to our Limerick thread?

    Has everyone already gone to bed?

    I’m in a rage

    This thread FELL OFF THE PAGE

    Why are only the other threads read?

    in reply to: p'chah #735104
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    Yes they are (I think).

    in reply to: No one can stand my voice #735123
    smartcookie
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    Just be happy that your normal voice is pleasant! Many people always croak!

    in reply to: I can't fall asleep #735279
    smartcookie
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    Count till one million.

    Sit in the CR until you get tired.

    Don’t think about any daily pressures.

    Call me in an hour, lemme know how it’s goingm

    in reply to: weird ice cream flavors #1217545
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    OMG someone’s gotta bring up the old ice cream thread. It was hysterical and worth reading!

    in reply to: Visiting relatives = top secret ATTN: METRODRIVER #736682
    smartcookie
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    OP- why are you involving the CR here?

    We have a phone and mail system for a reason.

    in reply to: Yiddish Thread #734954
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    A yiddish limerick iz a guta eitzah

    Yeder- heibts oif dus pleitzah

    Heib un shreiben

    Un ti du bleiben

    Hhhhmmm….ich ken nisht trachten fun nuch a line.

    in reply to: Heimish: What Does it Mean to You? #929195
    smartcookie
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    In every community the people part of that community- are Heimish to each others.

    A Chassid considers all Chassidim Heimish. A Litvak considers every Litvak Heimish…etc.

    in reply to: The Joseph Thread #734581
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    Would the Moderator or Editor care to identify which one is actually adding the bolded remarks so if a commenter wishes to address the bolded remarks, it can be directed to the correct individual.

    No

    Did that mean- No, we do not care to identify??

    in reply to: Makeup Tips #734240
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    I hate red lipstick. Looks much too fake.

    in reply to: If you were buying a sheitel now, which would you buy, where and who #733698
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    By now I would probably go for those colorful clown sheitels. They come precut, with lots of curls.

    100 percent synthetic. Great quality. Lasts about 20 yrs.

    in reply to: Makeup Tips #734235
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    Hey, Mybat! Nice to hear from you after such a long while!

    in reply to: The Men's thread! #1011285
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    Mesecht’ Chanukah? Huh?

    in reply to: Makeup Tips #734229
    smartcookie
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    Ok I bought the Maybelline mascara. I’ll try it tomorrow IY’H.

    Mischeif- I like the Mary Kay Creme to Powder base. It’s a thick paste versus liquid. Very good cover up.

    in reply to: advice needed #733549
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    Health- the card states- “this is in regards to a check received from YOUR NEIGHBOR, mrs.


    ,” and he goes on writing how he tried to call her. It’s obvious that he sent it to a neighbor.

    in reply to: advice needed #733547
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    Health- I thought of crossing out my info and leaving it by her door. However, I felt that this might hurt her a lot since she’ll never know which neighbor received it.

    She would always go around with a conscience of “who knows my secret?”

    I think it will make her uncomfortable to meet any neighbor.

    in reply to: p'chah #735037
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    We eat it shabbos morning with mashed eggs and liver.

    in reply to: The Men's thread! #1011268
    smartcookie
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    He, knitting? A men’s thread ? :O

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221488
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    Welcome to this thread, Sapphire

    Your limerick is really something to admire

    I’m glad you joined the crew

    I’m asking you should continue

    please do not retire

    in reply to: Makeup Tips #734224
    smartcookie
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    Never tried the Maybelline mascara. Is it very heavy and thick looking on the eyes? I don’t like that look. If not, I’ll go to the pharmacy today IY’H.

    in reply to: Makeup Tips #734219
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    Good mascara, anyone? I HATE my mascara. If I touch my eyes or sleep with it on, I find tons of black little pieces crumbled all over my face.

    in reply to: Tefillah for Bar Mitzvah mother & boy #733407
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    Common- are you looking for this?

    in reply to: What do you drink AFTER a date #733396
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    Chayavinish- why is Bubby dating?

    in reply to: Dream Job When I was a kid #733379
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    As a girl I had this dream to be a high school teacher. I was so sure that this is my future. That is…until my first model lesson. I saw right away that it’s not for me.

    I also had this dream to become a professional photographer but doesn’t look like reality anymore.

    Now I have a dream to become a makeup artist. Perhaps one day 🙂

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221485
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    I was so busy in the past week

    I had no time to give a peek

    The limericks are moving quick

    All of them really click

    As I was taken over by a strong fatigue.

    I was so busy running to the gym

    Waiting for the day I’ll be nice n slim

    And it also snowed away

    So the kids were home thurs & friday

    I had no time to make a new lim’

    I just ate some sushi and feel disgusting

    My stomach feels like it’s busting

    Eating late at night

    Is so not right

    My diet is really rusting.

    But Yossi Z. I see you became a pro

    I’m so proud of your new ego

    You’re following rules

    And making limerick pools

    Your improvement really does show!

    I’m too tired to continue rhyming

    Just take a look at the timing

    Gonna go get some sleep

    Before the alarm goes beep beep

    And the baby starts whining.

    Gut Voch to all!

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