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  • in reply to: Adar over. Sad ;-( #862207
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    Well, that’s up to u, my dear Popa 🙂

    in reply to: Sleep (or the lack of it) #756154
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    Sleep? Eh! What’s that?

    I’m planning to catch up on my sleep after 120…. But until then, it’s a lost case.

    in reply to: Poems switched around…… #755811
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    Humpty Dumpty went to the mall

    But Humpty Dumpty was too plump and not tall

    All the saleswoman and all the salesmen

    Couldn’t fit Humpty less than size 10 🙁

    in reply to: Poems switched around…… #755810
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    I’m not a guy, but I’ll take the compliment 😉

    in reply to: New Posters = Old Posters??? #755733
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    Are u absolutely sure that I’m not Wolf? Or Poppa? Or Zeeskite?

    in reply to: Poems switched around…… #755808
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    Once I had a liquor bar

    And business was so bad

    We got obama to help up through

    And this is what he said:

    Take a man on election day

    And “change” is at your door

    We took the catch

    But he was no match

    And yet, no more liquor bar….

    in reply to: Empty #755603
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    Aries, your story reminds me of a relative who was also becoming so desperate and helpless. When the big day finally happened, she got engaged to a fresh, very young boy, straight out of Yeshiva!

    she simply had to wait for him to grow up (unknowingly)!

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221571
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    Gut voch to all, did I see right?

    I don’t believe Pepper’s back in sight

    Someone is just trying to Cheppper

    And duplicated the screenname Pepper

    Your authenticity is not quite.

    in reply to: i found you #754989
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    Eclipse, as we already discussed once, I was your student… I remember you with a band on your sheitel 😉

    I also still have my autobiography tucked away somewhere….

    I’m really laughing now 😀

    in reply to: who are the best posters? #830168
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    Whenever I see posts from Mod 80, BPT, Wolf, I rush to read them!

    I also enjoy Poppas humor, Mbachur, Daas Yochid.

    There are more but I can’t remember at the moment.

    in reply to: Females and Hitchers #755372
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    Uhu! Except if you know each other and feel safe enough to take/give the hitch.

    in reply to: Females and Hitchers #755370
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    S2021- you did right. Giving/taking a hitch is NEVER ok. No matter to whom.

    If that boy would need a ride desperately, he couldve taken a car service.

    in reply to: An Old Trick #756847
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    I’m in the CR for years and never had an addiction problem. When I’m busy I just don’t check in!

    Sometimes I can get carried away a bit, but usually not.

    Not that hard to tear myself away!

    in reply to: I was called crazy #754310
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    I agree with RB. This is something that the mother knows about and she’s playing ignorant. If she doesn’t care, then we will not fix her!

    But no, you are not crazy and you didn’t do anything wrong. You took a 2% chance thatit might help.

    in reply to: Why does everyone think they recognize me? #754263
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    You probably have a typical look.

    My husband has a typical look and in the beginning, I thought every person from far looked like him!

    in reply to: Buy a house or Rent?? #754096
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    To the OP:

    A morgage on BP apt will cost you more than $2000 monthly.

    Rent for a 3 bedroom will cost about $2000.

    Either way is insane. We gotta get outta here!

    in reply to: Zonked!! #754130
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    Ok. I’m zonked.

    in reply to: when are you planning to change over your kitchen for Pesach? #753975
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    Wow sunday is early. I’ll probably Kasher on Tuesday and cook wednesday and on!

    in reply to: Collections #754617
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    I have a collection of dust in my home which I’m trying to get rid of, unsuccessfully.

    If anyone wants some, I love to share! 😉

    in reply to: Herniated belly in a baby #754252
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    It is very common. Most pediatricians will tell you that it will go away on its own and it’s ok (as long as it doesn’t turn blue or purple).

    If it doesn’t go away by a certain age, then they might operate.

    in reply to: Best Shmurah Matzah #937571
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    Chareidim in BP.

    Montreal bakery.

    in reply to: Gebrochts #940828
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    Pesach is definitely a gluten-sufferer’s delight.

    I’m not so sure. With the Matzah and potatoes you can’t get worse.

    in reply to: Gebrochts #940824
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    Apologies? Neh! We were just explaining!

    in reply to: ATT POETRY PEOPLE #1166975
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    Observant- I luv your poems! The others are great too!

    Eclipse- LOL! Your coffee poem is adorable but too short!

    in reply to: Gebrochts #940818
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    I second deyezooger.

    WOLF- that post was in response to yours. We Davka eat gebrokts the last day.

    Go explain all our Minhagim to someone who’s not a Chassid!! 🙂

    in reply to: Gebrochts #940791
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    Cherry- if you HONESTLY believe its a shtus, then WHY don’t you eat gebrokts?

    in reply to: Gebrochts #940789
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    Ken zayn- we can only be Machmir the most we CAN. We cannot set up our own Matzah Bakery. We therefore, only use from the strictest bakeries, and we choose them carefully.

    Same with wine.

    But whatever we can make alone without turning over the world, we try to do.

    in reply to: sugarfree grapejuice for pesach #814416
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    Kedem light jc.

    (Or water it down by yourself!)

    You can make your own grp jc by squeezing good grapes and filtering the seeds and other dirt.

    Many people do this for Pesach.

    in reply to: Gebrochts #940782
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    Anyone here not use store bought potato starch Pesach?

    in reply to: Jokes #1201608
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    Please don’t mind the spelling on those jokes. I just copied and pasted them without editing.

    in reply to: Gebrochts #940775
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    Ravis- although actual gebrokts is with water, many people keep the matzah away from anything wet,(even eggs etc) as an extra Chashash Chometz.

    Cantoresq- since we don’t use kneidlach- we fry a bunch of egg crepes(dozens and dozens).

    We then cut each crepe into small pieces and add some to each plate of soup- like lukshen!

    in reply to: Why Would A Jaw Hurt? #753426
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    Wisdom teeth?

    Earache?

    in reply to: Jokes #1201605
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    ‘Barrack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below .

    Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water.

    He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid said, ‘I want to go to Disney World & Barrack said, ‘No problem, I’ll take you there on Air Force One.

    ‘The second kid said, ‘I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes. Barrack said, ‘I’ll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them.

    ‘The third kid said, ‘ I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset.’

    The kid said, ‘I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning.

    in reply to: Jokes #1201604
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    Dear Mother-in-Law, Please don’t try to tell me how to raise my kids! I’m married to one of yours and believe me,there’s much room for improvement!LOL

    in reply to: Attention all CR LEFTYS!!!! #1028415
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    I hate statistics. I don’t believe any of it.

    in reply to: CR getting out of hand #753833
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    Parben- discussing abusive hubs is not Yeshivish?

    Maybe the jokes thread is more fun, but nothing inappropriate about the former.

    You’re not the newest Joseph, are ya?

    in reply to: Gebrochts #940761
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    Lol what compassion!

    We don’t eat gebrocht and it aint that bad!

    Chicken potatoes eggs chicken potaoes eggs chicken potatoes eggs… Times 100 🙂

    in reply to: CR getting out of hand #753818
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    I’m not getting it. Can you be more specific? I haven’t found a website that’s more Kosher than this one.

    We can’t ONLY discuss Shidduchim. This aint a teenage blog after all.

    in reply to: Attention all CR LEFTYS!!!! #1028405
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    Hudi- it makes a difference when we do Mitzvohs.

    Whatever should be done with the right hand, we must do with the left.

    For men, a big part of it is Tefillin.

    in reply to: Screen Names #1176181
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    Oy, Grandmaster, I thought you’ll say cuz you ran out of screen names 🙂

    in reply to: hi #753738
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    Papa bear- we have quite a few of those threads already and I can vomit from boredom!

    in reply to: The Grumpy Thread:( #757983
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    Always- it’s ONE poster, not some.

    Anyway, don’t listen! You continue doing what YOU know is right.

    in reply to: Living With Poppa Is Hard TO Bear #756261
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    Eclipse- oh my! You could Plotz….

    She is so innocent and clueless how she’s hurting you with those words…

    in reply to: "Yalili" Music Video #880124
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    I just watched it! Cute and good!

    And BTW Eclipse- I thought about you then! All far’daage’ed, just listen to some music!

    in reply to: Attention all CR LEFTYS!!!! #1028401
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    Yeah, I’m a lefty. Doesn’t bother me in the least bit.

    in reply to: how did U find out about cr?? #758701
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    Loooong ago, when the YW Editor used to write on the News Home page, in the comments section, that any comment for this article should be posted in the CR!

    That’s how I found the link. Anyone remember that??

    in reply to: Living With Poppa Is Hard TO Bear #756255
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    Eclipse- I’m so happy to read the hope in your words!

    May Hashem help you further.

    in reply to: what made you choose your screen name? #889497
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    I luv cookies that are smart.

    in reply to: WIFES INFLUENCE #753550
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    Go to Shalheves in BP. They have a zillion tapes on every topic out there.

    in reply to: do 'mazinka' dance or not? #753112
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    Oomis- I very strongly, yet respectfully disagree.

    Certain things you cannot hide- pregnancy, children….

    But other things don’t have to be advertised.

    Keeping the grandchildren a secret, will only hurt her friends.

    But not dancing Mezinka with her child in public, is being sensitive and thoughtful.

    It’s not SO major, that the wedding cannot be without it.

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