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September 1, 2015 1:39 am at 1:39 am in reply to: Trying to use an isolated incident to prove a rule. #1098415skripkaParticipant
closet doors are meant to stay open
skripkaParticipantnebach…he is trying to stay relevant,so he has to say outlandish things ( this isn’t the first narishkeit he’s said recently) to keep himself relevant. oy, so much talent *shaking my head*
skripkaParticipantwhat are the lyrics to the abie rotenberg song?
“but one thing to keep in mind,
a jewish song of any kind,
is only jewish if and when,
it brings us closer to hashem.”
That sort of sums up my yardstick as well
August 27, 2015 1:14 pm at 1:14 pm in reply to: Asking to taste the girl's cooking before agreeing to a shidduch #1098235skripkaParticipantfrom experience; the right things !never gonna happen!!
August 26, 2015 4:46 pm at 4:46 pm in reply to: Asking to taste the girl's cooking before agreeing to a shidduch #1098232skripkaParticipantsmarter question then the other narishkeit people ask thats for sure. maybe the first date should be a shopping trip , to see how he drives,parks,and acts in a grocery store then they prepare supper to see how she cooks and how he washes dishes!
skripkaParticipanti find the simchas that aren’t lavish and fancy and are actually geared towards the chosson and kallahs enjoyment, and not the parents kovod to be a lot more enjoyable
skripkaParticipantyou have friends ? whats it like?
August 26, 2015 4:37 pm at 4:37 pm in reply to: Letter from Rabbonim that Schools Must Accept Non-Vaccinated Children #1099208skripkaParticipanti’ll just take my vaccinated child out
skripkaParticipantwith money
skripkaParticipanti’m not good at it
skripkaParticipanthi! this is of no significance
skripkaParticipantbelieve me, i’m a chananya. but i still loved color war
skripkaParticipantthen they would have a right to be wrong which would mean they are right , and no longer wrong . which is wrong itself
skripkaParticipantdont reveal yourself too soon
skripkaParticipantWhy did you do that!!
step 1 kill it
step 2 peel it
step 3 pluck it
skripkaParticipantI could use one of these… my memory is nowhere near as good, now, where are my glasses again?
skripkaParticipantI sing in russian, i play in plutonian
skripkaParticipantsidi,i’ll be the GM. how about we will send obama AND a democrat to be named later? ( shrillary, or any other one that makes it) would tnat get israel to agree to your trade?
skripkaParticipantif it has a jewish mother, then, the song is jewish
skripkaParticipantI love goat with tea, preferably as an entree. for an appetizer , I still prefer fish
skripkaParticipantthe jewish mothers< every game gets called on account of rain
skripkaParticipant? Arthur Schopenhauer
skripkaParticipanti would love to know what you were thinking 🙂 plus, who said thats not a clue?
skripkaParticipantthe mods let texting a girl that you are dating slip through as well!! shanda!!
skripkaParticipantjust south of there actually, the city is in the country of brooklyn
skripkaParticipanti’ve been a counselor for years and loved it1 it was never about the money, it started off as something to keep myself busy in the long summer months, and turned into something so important in life. to me counselors are a mixture of psychologist, parent, and energizer bunny all in one. There are difficult children ,yes, but if you are focused on the good parts of it and not the negative you will notice how much of it was fun. the cute remarks from children who seem way to smart for their age , the way some kids with challenges deal with adversity ( and the satisfaction that you helped them deal with those challenges), the friend you meet and keep up with etc. there is some weird sense of nachas that i feel when i see my campers names in the newsletter as best in bunk, davening, and learning. i would not trade the experiences i’ve had as a counselor for anything
skripkaParticipantthe kensington knockers
the lakewood lamdonim
the monsey marauders
the chicago berelach
the new jersey sotons
the new york parah adumah (red bull)
skripkaParticipantthe akshanim, middos alert, the boro park boom
skripkaParticipanti dont know about circles, but some people get engaged in square
skripkaParticipantstanding on the edge of his high chair my nephew had this to say when admonished that he would fall “i have a diaper”
skripkaParticipanthe has a contemporary named stop. does not seem to have a purpose either
skripkaParticipantwho could guess where skripka is from!
skripkaParticipantnow i’m up! lets make some noise!
skripkaParticipantthe nudniks. the klappers. the heise feffers
skripkaParticipantcause skripka is napping…
skripkaParticipantun? ??o? u??? s? ??? s??? ?u?????
skripkaParticipantthe 12 cavities yes, the phone call???……. no , it was only partial support. my brother isn’t going to the dentist till NEXT week
skripkaParticipantTree= eretz yisroel
woodsman=arabs, want to destroy the tree
Sly fox= europe,hates eretz yisroel because they are jewish, but like the “sly fox” hide the true meaning of hatred behind misplaced agony over the plights of the woodsman
eagle= USA, not caring about the tree that much either, but because it serves a purpose for the eagle, it will deign to let it stay alive
skripkaParticipantRacheim bechasdecha from dveikus . ( crying just from typing the words)
skripkaParticipantway-too-loud-for-some-but-too-low-for-others-orchestra
skripkaParticipantI WAS SAVING THE LAST FUDGE BROWNIE FOR MY SELF AND SOMEONE ATE IT!! THATS OUTRAGGGGGEEEEEEOOOOOUUUUSSSSSS!!!!!!
skripkaParticipantmaybe the OP meant “coster” as in “one who hawks fruit , vegetables , and other stuff” and the “roller”is wherever she stores the things she is hawking
skripkaParticipantI had 12 cavities once …..as i was leaving the dentist’s office I heard him call his wife ” honey, call the shadchan! we COULD offer full support!”
skripkaParticipantactually, come to think of it? if it’s green I think i’ll pass (out)
August 19, 2015 2:18 pm at 2:18 pm in reply to: Across the djent we gently jet, toward the crests of expy chreft #1104701skripkaParticipantisn’t expy chreft in thailand?
August 19, 2015 2:16 pm at 2:16 pm in reply to: I know it's not the type to ask, but how was? #1097326skripkaParticipantThe problem with kids these days is that school is in the air
August 19, 2015 2:14 pm at 2:14 pm in reply to: Across the djent we gently jet, toward the crests of expy chreft #1104700skripkaParticipanti used the method i use for sudoku… give up and let my mommy do it for me
August 18, 2015 2:54 pm at 2:54 pm in reply to: If someone said that they'd give you a car… #1105547skripkaParticipantA cozy coupe, the classic red and yellow one
skripkaParticipantis the green cheese on the moon chalav yisroel? i call the lunar rover!!
skripkaParticipantA good joke. like, why don’t blind people go skydiving ? because it would scare the seeing eye dogs!
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