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Its not him. Its an imposter. (Wrong subtitle name). Not funny even for april 1st, IMO.
BUMP!
Eifoh at? We want to wish you a good yomtov and a true zman cheirus, free from all masters and slavery. Stop by and say hi. PLEASE dont pass over us. When we say on seder night ‘Adir Hu, yivneh beiso bikarov’, I will bln have in mind also that everyone in klal yisroel who needs it should also be zoche to rebuild their house also, and that it should last as long as the bayis shlishi! Enjoy yomtov, you together with all your chad gadya. Moadim l’simcha!
Chacham (or should we call you rasha? See new subtitle) apologies for being a party to your unveiling and unmasking (not really). Tell us, Kama yosef ikka b’coffeeroom? Remember the rules…
Cind I’ve just realized EXACTLY what the problem is. If you dont mind, I wont post until tomorrow. Can you wait till then or will that be too late?
ZK being both knowledgeable and silly are not a paradox. YOU attest to that! Lol
Coffee thanx. Nice to see you around.
uneeq: great roshei teivos! Lolrotfl!
Cheftze: thanks I had not noticed that.
Chacham: impressive to pull out a news article from 2007! BTW did anyone see who the first poster was? Oh no!
People today are machmir for no reason. They try to be frummer than the next guy.
The first Belzer Rebbe did not brok. His mother did. They ate soup from the same plate, with his mother eating the kneidlach and he leaving them for her. Who would do such a thing now? I guess the Belzer Rebbe was not frum…
If you are in your late 80s-early 90s then its quite normal for your feet to have shrunk. You’ve nothing to worry about. But if you meant you were born in late 80s-early 90s then you have not widened the range. Thats also ten years but I do not know anyone that age who has this problem. Are you sure you really were a 7.5 and were not measured wrongly?
da: you’re machmir to taste all your yomtov food beforehand to make sure it tastes good?
cheftze: Boy you’re opening up a can of worms. Anyways what’s the difference between rav landau’s mashgiach who goes into a Jewish company or a non Jewish one? You either rely on the hechsher or you dont. Or are you calling coke a non jewish food? If so, why?
I think he just bought up all the websites and shut them down
ZK You are very knowledgeable, throwing in pieces of interesting information and trivia from chazal etc in many of your posts. Where’s the mekor for yuval being the inventor of music (in olam hazeh, anyways)?
Hmm. Very good question. I do not have an immediate answer but will see what I can find out should nobody else beat me to it. Is it anything to do with the fact that we have begun mashiv haruach umorid hageshem (which actually is not a request for rain but a title for H’ who controls wind and rain, otherwise we would wait till 7 Cheshvan for this also)?
Look on the bright side… You might get that glass slipper on yet!
I have never heard of going down shoe sizes like that besides very old people like in their 70s start shrinking, which is very far from your age. Otherwise no. To give me a better picture, please tell me what decade you were born in
Just a further sign that I’m a horrible person
Wolf you can easily dispel that myth by sending me your unwanted and unused silver case. ☺
Why do you keep running yourself down so much recently. I’m concerned about you. You have a great following here in the coffeeroom. You are among the top 3 posters ever. Then for a while you disappeared and since you came back you havent seemed to like yourself. What’s going on in your life? Is it something you can share without compromising Jothar’s security rules? Maybe we can help. Lets start a wolf fan club and show him what he is, the chessed he has told us that he does, the golden middos he has displayed in many threads. I’m gonna begin a wolf fan club thread right now. Please will everyone post on it. Thank you
Every time that song comes into your head or you find yourself singing it, sing a different song
Wolf you are 100% correct. I was thinking the same. What should we do with the youth of today??
Truth is, had he put ‘Information about Zimmerman’ in the title, who knows how many hits his thread would have gotten, with the trayvon martin story still unravelling around us…
Bump of the day. I’ve got to clean out my cr closet for pesach.
Lol goq. Another great thread. My, you’ve been having a bumpy ride the past few days! Are you feeling a little oongalukshena?
Sensational talent being shown here. These poems are oustanding!
Thanks to middlepath, the goq, princesseagle etc for your compliments – I havent checked this thread for a while.
Saysme your posts are amazing. I can see why you and others express yourselves in poetry. And thanks for the happy poem you wrote!!
Lets cheer things up a little with a Pesach poem:
THE PESACH CLEANING QUESTIONNAIRE
In order for this questionnaire
To work the way it should,
You must be very honest
As I know you would.
Go through the questions-
One, two and three,
Think each one through
Very thoroughly.
1. How many times
In the past year
Have you served supper
In the chandelier?
An easy task
Seating the whole family
On the fixture all around
Making sure that place up there
For every kid was found.
The serving must have also been
Not an easy feat;
Getting portions up on top
For every child to eat.
In the end, when all was done
So now for Pesach you must start
Scrubbing your chandelier!
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2. How often have you served
Your guests some food and drink
In the mirrored cupboard
Above your bathroom sink?
It must have been embarrassing
Trying to fit in,
Especially if the guest you had
Were not really that thin!
In the end, I hope they liked
Your hosting, nonetheless,
But now you found the leftovers
And must clean up the mess.
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3. Just several weeks ago
Did you have an urgent feeling
To serve the Seuda on Purim
Upon the kitchen ceiling?
You must have used electric tape
Or maybe crazy glue
For everything to stick up there,
A real venahapoch hu!
In the end you all jumped down
And the ceiling you must clean!
If you have answered ‘yes’
To any of these three,
Then go ahead and puff and pant
And be as busy as you can be!
But if you answered negative
Then stop fooling around,
And look for chametz only
Where it really can be found!!!
?????????????????????????????????????????????
HAPPY PESACH (CLEANING) EVERYONE!!
Goq you’re like a teenage driver. You seem to be doing a lot of bumping today
Do they still cook?
because of their hormones, many women can koch much more than usual during pregnancy.
Of all the shalom bayis books and choson lessons, all you must remember is two words: common sense. Give what you do thought and then a little more thought. Put yourself in your spouse’s shoes and do things genuinely for them. A woman loved is a woman happy. So if she feels she cant cook due to tiredness or that smells bother her or any of the many other weird and wonderful reasons, smile and say its ok. Wouldnt you want her to say the same to you if you were feeling bothered and rotten for a long period of time. Old fashioned caring for each other rides above all.
GOQ!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT! DONT MENTION MICE WHEN POPA’S AROUND… 😡
re-rebump
BSD Maybe they are finding it difficult to find a picture of a white hispanic toddler
A huge Hi to Joe The Plumber who we know is taking time out of his busy schedule to be with us. We appreciate it! And also to the wittily-named always on thyme. Are you a yekke by any chance? Not that it matters. Just thought I’d ask. (I can hear the purim story’s “big dill, big dill” in the background). Oh I know you… you’re ginger aren’t you! Well its good to have you on board and even better to hear from you after 8 months!
Great thread idea goq and I remember enjoying it when you started it, but oongalukshen… its kind of a hard word to play with.
But maybe ‘oonga’ is Swahili for pudding, so are you talking about lukshen-pudding?
Or, second attempt, do you know that really tall, thin guy called L. oongalukshen?
Not to eat potatoes ‘just in case’ is wrong. Plain wrong. I know some people wont even drink water unless its been passed by a rabbi. But not to eat potatoes is crazy. The whole kitniyos thing is already a chumra. Taking on ‘stupid chumras like that’ (words of my LOR) of not eating potatoes place undue pressure on the entire family.
Bein hazmanim is like ????? ????:
1. They drey around till ???? wearing crocs.
2. They put ?????? on at ???? time
3. They think its asur to learn ????!
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When you see a heavily pregnant woman pushing a stroller with a baby or young child in, you say ????? ????? ????
Yes it is a highly useful and versatile substance. One of its uses has even been pointed out in popa’s mice in my house thread by purim mashgiach… to put out a bowl of baking powder and a bowl of vinegar, go to bed and the mice will soon be history!
Thanks shlump. And mazeltov on your screenname!
Hi always, any more updates?
Yenta lol. Dont tempt us… ☺
You can customize the ribbon to be on the left, or on the right like in viznitz or like when you put your hat on the wrong way round. Probably in England they also have the ribbon on the wrong side also like everything else!
I can blow my own trumpet. By air of course. I can also play the piano by ear. I even enjoy fiddling with my peyos…
I have a picture of you
I think its very nice
I hang it in the attic
To scare away the mice…
nesting in my boxes of books
Maybe they’re after the bookworms?
once it is out of your room, put sticky baits along the threshhold of the doorway
I’ve been tempted by your sticky baits. Hi oomis!
This is why the editor named this the decaffeinated coffee room… but I never saw so many people addicted to decaffeinated coffee in the same place
Because men outnumber women when it comes to snoring
Rimshot!
Actually, once a GUY went to file for divorce. He explained that he was there cause his wife sent him…