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ZK: Why NOT start new threads? I’m sure you would also if you only knew how…
On the second night of Pesach in shul this guy asked his neighbor to be motze him for sefiras haomer. “Be motze you?” said the neighbor, “why do you need anyone to be motze you? Its the first night of sefira tonight!”. Ha replied the neighbor, now I need to be motze YOU!
Hey! Nobody mentioned the most obvious!
A YWNCR PEN! Of course! To help us write our emails and posts!
And an eraser for the mods to do their modding with and erase posts they dont approve of.
And how about a YWN ruler for the YWN Key Editor to remind him of what he is… the YWN ruler!
Then there’s YWN shower gel to keep us all nice, civil and sweet smelling to each other.
YWN cell phones that alert us whenever new posts come thru and also automatically close for shabbos so that particular troll cant post on shabbos. It also has an iris scanner stopping one poster having multiple usernames.
A YWN gun holster for Jothar.
A YWN GPS to help us navigate thru some of the trickier threads without getting lost or going off in the wrong direction.
A YWN CR brand of corn flakes and rice crispies as prizes for the most frequent posters to allow them to say ‘I’m a coffee room cereal poster’ (serial poster!).
A YWN ironing board to allow me to tell my wife that she’s on YWN even more than me.
YWN contact lenses and glasses to allow us to keep focused and see straight.
And finally for now we must not leave out the joint Nescafe-YWN business venture to provide us with the best possible quality coffee!!
147 wow you do bump up threads at the most unexpected times! I always try not to get into a car before chatzos on tisha b’av and rather walk to shul at night and for shacharis
can someone go to the Himalayas where the High Chieftan of YWN is enshrined
lol again goq. Oh so THAT’S why he called his site the Yak Wasteland Network. Who adapted the name to its current one?
Syag lol but if they dont make dribble mugs for ambidextrouses like me you’ll be left right behind
Siyum Hashass as you cant ever recapture the feeling there, whereas the asifa you can catch up on the drashos later, or even watch it live during quiet periods at the siyum hashas via webcams…
coffee addict I gave you numerous shout outs simply because I genuinely miss your input here. How can we possibly have a coffee room that even coffee addicts stay away from? The AYC saga hurts me now as it hurt me then (see my many posts then supporting him thruout) and should it be repeated I would definitely be out of here fast. But for the moment I have put it down to a one off event involving a well meaning mod trying to do his difficult job but fumbling in the dark and making a grievous error of judgement in the process.
Please take absence of your leave of absence and post here more like the days of old. You can do it. We know you can!
If a judge likes the sound of his own voice you can expect a long sentence
Dalmation dogs were first spotted in 1763
I’m reading a book on anti gravity force. I just cant put it down
Police were called to a day care where a 3 year old was resisting a rest
I could not remember how to throw a boomerang successfully. Eventually it came back to me
Accupuncture is a jab well done
The man who fell into the upholstery machine is now completely recovered
There was a truck with some Sikhs in and along the side of the truck said “You’ve tried the cowboys, now try the Indians”
ICOT as usual a superb list! Thanks. I really enjoyed that. And the other posters suggestions are very funny too.
soliek still lurking… ? Nice to see that you are! And we can now check you out IRL you maniac
Originally from MBD Double Album
42: rimshot! Very witty!
I think Real Brisker needs 2 mugs; one for ice tea and one for ice coffee! Coffee addict needs 2 also; one for the mountain lion and one for the troll. Jothar’s mug will need security checking before delivery. Baal Habooze wants shot glasses instead. Several posters need their school logo going on also. Zeeskite’s should say Needs no Sweetener. Always runs with scissors fast’s will need one with a lid to stop it spilling. BPT wants a mirror on for when he has his manicures. Goq’s should say ‘you’re welcome’. Syag’s should say ‘shTEAka’. And heaven only knows how many Joseph will need…
There’s no discussion. Everyone IS either chassidish or Litvish going back centuries and I can prove it. My kids brought home from school a picture of Moshe Rabeinu doing krias yam suff wearing a streimel. I rest my case.
You should stay because you’re a great guy who enjoys chasing after yummy things… ~{] (as indicated by the symbol I made)
Voted for her. Hey, its a shame Newt Gingrich didnt know about the coffee room; he may have still been around…
Awesome idea. I’d love a T shirt, baseball cap, a mug and a mousemat saying “Vusiz der Matzav in der YWN Coffee Room?”
Isnt this the truest, most incredible anagram possible:
lass saw ways thru friction! sss!
Thanks anyway, syag
Ger Chasidim Wearing Socks Over Pants
avhaben I hope you’re not British… ☺
Bump
… when you post 3 suggestions and everyone ignores you 🙁
aproudbyg: just like there are very many non-weirdo posters here such as myself who would love to sit and talk with you and offer our advice and help, so too in real life there are also many people who would be so happy even just to have an initial informal shmooze with you and then either help you or pass you on to someone whom you can get all the anonymous help you need. But it should not be done with anonymous well meaning strangers online where it is impossible to get a true, comprehensive picture of your situation and you have no real clue who you are talking with.
Use your junk email in a letter or email to someone you know and trust eg a young rav or someone in education, tell them your feelings without revealing your identity and ask them to email you back with someone who can help you anonymously.
There are so many caring people in every kehilla. Your helper is out there waiting for you. You need only to take the first step of establishing contact. Let us know how you get along!
When my wife catches me here, yet again, when I should be doing other things, she warns me
“COME OFF OR E”LSE
arwsf thanks for your respect, O matador! Yes, we have the same bad taste in humor!
Mod 42 lol for your comments! But you want yet more puns on cows? I’d butter not cos the steaks are too high. I’d be accused of milking it and besides I heifer bad headache so I cud come up with some grazy, offal puns. Then all I say will go in one ear and out de udder. So I suggest we moooove on now and give this topic the hoof. You want ideas? Wait for some bovine intervention. Anyway in this weather I’m friesian cold so if you are skimming this and feel cheesed off or feel your blood curdling then rest assured its only tongue in cheek, I hope you are amooosed and its time to move onto greener pastures. These are for sure the worst puns I ever herd.
I think you are very observant to notice that.
Yes, I’m an observant Jew! 🙂
BTW I observed a lefty today and she also went clockwise. When I asked her to go counter clockwise she tried but said it feels weird.
What other useless but fascinating facts or social experiments do you have to share?
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Baal Habooze got about 25 mazeltovs in the coffee room for the birth of his new son!
…??? ?????
– when your pc runs out of power
– when the kids are fighting and instead of going over to sort them out you just call out “Moderator!”
midwestener where did he “jo” to? Was it very “thar” away?
Who’s my last anagrammed poster, the mixture of man woman and snake?
what can we do to completely discredit these people?
I think they are doing a good enough job of this themselves. They dont need any help at all from anyone else in this regard!
The video was on the YWN news pages. It is sickening. (Not wanting to stick up for NK chas vshalom but all alla akbar means is G-d is great)
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OOM yet are right about the r. So change it to their mother asked is that mud on your bag ‘or egoiz dye’?
Who is this combination of man, woman and snake: leah boaz boa?
Mazeltov boozer, a mamin and whoever else is making a simcha kein yirbu, whatever the simcha may be, baby boy, daughter engaged, parents in law finally moving out after pesach etc etc! Simchas by klal yisruel. Thanks for sharing.
After 12 hours does nobody get ANY of the posters I anagrammed?
Me? Joking? Dont insult me please. I’m a very serious guy.