Shticky Guy

Poster how do you know? Is it because in a previous thread when I posed the same question as to whether she would be posting under a new name she said to me ‘sir in my four decades i would not lie to you’ when she’s really only 17?? :-}

TO CHAYAV BUBBY LIVISUMAY AND HER DESCENDANTS:

Oh no! pls dont lose your desire to come on cos if you do then the cr will lose at least 3 posters…

eclipse only posted about 1 thread every 2 days and only began a few months ago and has only left 3 days ago, so there shouldnt be too much of a difference yet.

So come on chayav bubby livisumay einikel; what is your new thread today (besides this one)

To real-brisker; (My investigator);

(Noone else should read this part) Not just posting in full force but (s)he’s also is very well informed of posters and threads from well before his/her time. We have a couple of suspicions…

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Ahem…to new poster ZeesKite. Its so nice to welcome a new poster. You for sure have gr8 wit. Please continue posting and dont disappear now that its been explained to you how to open new threads. Thanks, ad meah v’esrim

The best wines are dry cos its the sugar that goes to your head. The drier the better.

If you cant take dry go for young or lite semi sweets like jeunesse that go down easily. It all depends on what you want to spend. Herzog merlot, valrose or valflore are quite cheap & popular. Zinfandel is nice, as is chateneuf red which is semi sweet and white which is semi dry. By the way black muscat, although a great wine, is a bit on the sweet side, not really a semi. Israeli wines like dolev zion semi cabernet or barkan’s emerald riesling or givon’s emerald riesling semi white are also good value.

Oomis: moscato d’asti is sweet not semi sweet

“observanteen: This is my last post in here Bli Neder unless someone argues with me”

… and the next post was from… er… ??

“Mbachur… my wife totally agrees with you”

mbachur has a wife??

Ps CHAYAV YOU CAME LATE IN ALL THIS DEBATE?

What a strange story. Supposing its true, what message could he be trying to convey? Hishamer lecha pen? Or et la’asos lahashem? He could be just a lonely guy looking for pen friends. We must get to the bottom of this. I can smell a great Pesach Krohn story in the making… The Shiva Pen Chaser.

Wolf are you insinuating that in mid june, eclipse will turn loony?

foodluver click on your user name at the top of any page where it says welcome and it will give you all your history. (I’m suprised none of the mods have posted this answer for you)

Eclipse, they gave you that name after what you posted in another thread. Anyway it wasnt their idea. A certain poster gave them the idea and they then used it. Cant say who, its against the Privacy Of Information Act. You’ll just have to guess. :~}

yossi z – Mrs Dr Pepper? I dont recall her. So Mr Dr Pepper and Mrs Dr Pepper are the parents of the title of this thread – Miss Dr Pepper?

Her PhD could stand for many things. Maybe Petite honest Doctor? Or Poster hu Disappeared? Or Pesachcleaning hater Demonstratively

topthis: This is my last post on this site.

Its also only your second ever post since you were created just a few days ago, so you cant bluff us

Yes I miss him. He was a gr8 guy while he was here. He was also a Particularly helpful Dude…

There are several posters that I miss. I even began a thread called ‘New Posters = Old Posters???’ to see if anyone else recognised a familiar style in a new poster. One new poster owned up immediately and revealed her old name!

If you look back at threads from a while ago there will be many unfamiliar names. I guess ppl get too bored/busy to post. The more interesting topics started, the more ppl keep their interest.

Its up to us.

Personally, I’ve gone back to Coca Cola.

stamagoy: Firstly I’m a little concerned by your name. Please elaborate.

Secondly what do you mean “…I’ve read ywcr for a long time and have never commented before…”? I have seen many of your posts in the past month.

Thirdly, You were also the opener of the Chayav=eclipse thread, but now you say you are related to chayav. So chayav isnt eclipse? Or is he? And are you clarifying that he’s not a bubby?

I wrote on the chayav=eclipse thread “…Conspiracy Theories please: Maybe, being stamagoy, she also started this thread to make people think they’re not the same person…”

Please answer all 3 points.

HaLeiVi: I didnt include nevel cos we have enough of those too. In fact all 100 of the Israeli Nevel Brigade who are Levi’im have volunteered. But some cant prove their yichus so we’ll have to wait and see if their claims hold water.

Eclipse…

I for one am going back to my Amish life at the end of this week

I didnt know you were amish. I always thought you were hamish…

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From the corny Shticky Guy;

Nevel Lieutenant-KERNEL

Kernel-In-Chief

Eclipse you have the art of finding the good in every situation. I would never have come up with your fantastic conclusion after watching someone on a tightrope!

Yes often the impossible is indeed possible. A person is not aware of their inner strengths until put to the test. There’s a humorous but absolutely true quip that a person is like a teabag cos their strength only comes out when they’re put in hot water!

Chazal say en davar omed lifnei haratzon. I heard a p’shat that nothing can stand in the way of your ratzon! You can always have the ratzon to want to do something. Nothing can stop that!

We are all soon about to lose,

A poster with very kind views,

Her name is Eclipse,

She has really good quips,

Where she’s going – we’re not in the news.

Since September 2010,

She’s posted again and again,

She has been most dutiful,

By starting real beautiful,

Topics here but now till when?

She has to return her computer,

And even asked how to reboot ‘er,

Without her laptop,

The CR could flop,

It will certainly be a lot muter.

With threads like ‘be a trend setter’

‘que sera sera’ and ‘coffee oscar’

‘Please get out of here’

‘Do you wish you could disappear’

Not to mention ‘the pull of the cr’

‘Why did the chicken cross the road’,

Was her at her best, truth be told,

‘A humble suggestion’,

one called ‘A deep question’,

They’re truly worth their weight in gold.

Who will step in to replace her,

Will we be able to face her,

If her I do meet,

walking down our street,

I will have to try hard to outpace her.

If I go with my young niece Ditza,

To go get a delicious pizza,

And Eclipse we do meet,

I will turn round my seat,

And use my niece as a mechitza.

We wish her just good in her life,

Without any trouble or strife,

If you go ahead with this,

Your new threads we will miss,

But you’ll for sure be a #1 wife.

yossi z. dont let The Goq get to you. He can sometimes be a bit ‘spaced out’… :~}

Goq it was very gracious of you to apologise

Eclipse, if its really true then its sad for the cr but not for you; cos if you feel you can really get on better in ‘active life’, then this has been too addictive and disruptive for you. Tho I’m sure you’ll come back sometimes… NO? (Even if only to check our spellings?) :~}

My question is only this:

Erev Shabbos at NOON,

is it bye-bye Cyberspace,hello old ACTIVE life;

or is it bye-bye Eclipse/Watermelon/Human Spellchecker, but hello NEW username life!!???

So in a nutshell, is this a partial eclipse or a total eclipse???

Only you, the mods (and probably pros like Joseph) will be able to work that one out!!

Whatever you decide,I would like to wish you hatzlacha in your future life, but I dont know if you think this is appropriate coming from this side of the mechitza…

…When was the last time you walked through Harlem and someone came up to you and said “You Jews, you can’t be so reliant on government programs you need to get jobs…”

Exactly. Most say the opposite – you’re all too rich, you control world banks, you control the media etc etc

PS A badchan once said “al shlosha devarim haolam omed… ;

– Al hatorah (the husband goes to kolel);

– Al Ha’avoda (the in laws must go to work);

– Al gemilus chassadim (food stamps)

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From the corny Shticky Guy;

Lieutenant-Kernel

(Kernel-In-Chief)

everything in moderation…

Except for the YWN Coffeeroom!

Signed: Mod 42, Mod 80, Mod 88, ‘Key’ Mod… :-}

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From the corny Shticky Guy;

Lieutenant-Kernel

How many of you realise that there’s lite mayo and there’s lite mayo?

Gefen, unger’s and raskin lite mayo are 50 calories per 14g serving.

Goodies lite mayo the label says 90 calories per 13g serving! (This is the same as the Goodies regular mayo, and a rep for Goodies told me that they accidentally copied and pasted the table on the lite from the regular mayo, and really its also the same as the other lite mayos.)

Gefen canola lite is 45 calories per 14g serving, as is Mishpacha lite mayo.

Hellmans lite mayo is 40 calories per 14g.

Not bad for info from a guy! Maybe I should rename myself Well Informed Yid…

From the corny Shticky Guy;

Lieutenant-Kernel

This is one of several threads on the same topic. Last week on another screen names subtitles thread “Do I really like my new subtitle”, one of the mods said he’ll give a sub name to whoever requests in the next few hours and thats how I got mine.

But you cant choose your own sub name. Its given to you by the mods. So if you like/hate a sub name, its only due to the mods’ tastes and ingenuity (or lack of).

But signatures are clearly only to the credit of the poster. So forget sub names and get yourself a cool signature instead!

From the corny Shticky Guy;

Lieutenant-Kernel

One lazy guy from my yeshiva didnt want to have to look up a dvar torah for each week when he was invited out, so he had a gr8 idea. He foung a nice vort on parshas korach and each week he’d drop something small on the floor at the shabbos meal eg a fork and then he’d say “oh good job that didnt happen during the korach story cos then it would have been lost forever!” Then he’d say “oh while we’re talking about korach I’ll tell you a nice vort on korach”.

Once when he dropped something on the floor at one house, the baal habos said “Oh, a vort on korach again?” !!! 🙂

From the corny Shticky Guy;

Lieutenant-Kernel

Little sister bear was in school. Its not her fault she missed it. Give her subname ‘Young Friend of Goldilocks’

From the corny ‘Shticky Guy’;

Kernel-In-Chief

To be the first poster in a page

You dont need to be a true sage

At your keyboard keep pecking

And then keep on checking

Yossi z. please dont get in a rage!

This lim at the top was not planned

There really was nothing underhand

Just keep posting your work

And here constantly lurk

You can be the best poet in the land