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Just Smile: Please tell me the exact details of the cd/cassette cos I’d love to get one. Anyone know where I can get it from?
TO CHAYAV BUBBY LIVISUMAY AND HER DESCENDANTS:
Oh no! pls dont lose your desire to come on cos if you do then the cr will lose at least 3 posters…
eclipse only posted about 1 thread every 2 days and only began a few months ago and has only left 3 days ago, so there shouldnt be too much of a difference yet.
So come on chayav bubby livisumay einikel; what is your new thread today (besides this one)
i started this account when i was single, should i just change my screenname to mkollel. . .
No, I think mhubby would be far better. By the way, was ‘Once killed a Mountain Lion with his bare hands’ before or after your bochurish days?
To real-brisker; (My investigator);
(Noone else should read this part) Not just posting in full force but (s)he’s also is very well informed of posters and threads from well before his/her time. We have a couple of suspicions…
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Ahem…to new poster ZeesKite. Its so nice to welcome a new poster. You for sure have gr8 wit. Please continue posting and dont disappear now that its been explained to you how to open new threads. Thanks, ad meah v’esrim
This is a thread for all those HUGE fans of The Purim Story by Torahvision. The greatest tape out there on the Purim story!
Sorry – is this the double cd by Aderet? I couldnt find a cd under Torahvision. (It has a green cover and says 90 mins of non-stop action and wit). Can anyone confirm? Thanx.
The best wines are dry cos its the sugar that goes to your head. The drier the better.
If you cant take dry go for young or lite semi sweets like jeunesse that go down easily. It all depends on what you want to spend. Herzog merlot, valrose or valflore are quite cheap & popular. Zinfandel is nice, as is chateneuf red which is semi sweet and white which is semi dry. By the way black muscat, although a great wine, is a bit on the sweet side, not really a semi. Israeli wines like dolev zion semi cabernet or barkan’s emerald riesling or givon’s emerald riesling semi white are also good value.
Oomis: moscato d’asti is sweet not semi sweet
“observanteen: This is my last post in here Bli Neder unless someone argues with me”
… and the next post was from… er… ??
“Mbachur… my wife totally agrees with you”
mbachur has a wife??
Ps CHAYAV YOU CAME LATE IN ALL THIS DEBATE?
ZeesKite …can add only sugar
I would have also suggested Sweet & Low for you, but that wouldnt fit with zeeskite, would it? Unless you’re no good at flying.
Ps You’re remarkably well informed for a ‘new’ member of the cr… ?? (Ahem)
What a strange story. Supposing its true, what message could he be trying to convey? Hishamer lecha pen? Or et la’asos lahashem? He could be just a lonely guy looking for pen friends. We must get to the bottom of this. I can smell a great Pesach Krohn story in the making… The Shiva Pen Chaser.
Zeeskeit lol. I’ve often wondered the same. If you find out, please post it here so i will know.
I would also love to know how to post in bold , or in italics, in color, and how to
quote with a grey line down the side.
Maybe one of the more seasoned posters can add some pepper and salt to this.
Wolf are you insinuating that in mid june, eclipse will turn loony?
Most of you have missed it This thread is called “Jewish music all stars” ie stars of jewish music. It doesnt say best singers of jewish music. So while I agree with ALL the singers above (just my order would be different), stars also include people that dramatically improved or changed the music scene. So how can anyone leave off names like Yisrael Lamm, Shlomo Carlebach, Yossi Green, Mona Rosenblum, Moshe Laufer, Chaim Banet, Jo Amar, Suki & Ding themselves, Dveykus, The Rabbi’s Sons etc etc etc. The list is just endless.
Prof1: “An All-Star is a singer who sells… If he sells thousands of CDs… he’s an all star”
So would you include eg Uncle Moshe
foodluver click on your user name at the top of any page where it says welcome and it will give you all your history. (I’m suprised none of the mods have posted this answer for you)
mbachur… Once killed a Mountain Lion with his bare hands…
Is that the time you woke up screaming??
Eclipse, they gave you that name after what you posted in another thread. Anyway it wasnt their idea. A certain poster gave them the idea and they then used it. Cant say who, its against the Privacy Of Information Act. You’ll just have to guess. :~}
So basically it would seem some posters need help with their shmiras halashon… They seem to be kvad peh and kvad lashon and need help watching/guarding their lips. Netzor..mei’ra… sefasecha…
yossi z – Mrs Dr Pepper? I dont recall her. So Mr Dr Pepper and Mrs Dr Pepper are the parents of the title of this thread – Miss Dr Pepper?
Her PhD could stand for many things. Maybe Petite honest Doctor? Or Poster hu Disappeared? Or Pesachcleaning hater Demonstratively
The most prolific thread starter… Definitely Eclipse
topthis: This is my last post on this site.
Its also only your second ever post since you were created just a few days ago, so you cant bluff us
…invite all female posters to the chanukas habayis or (chanukas ha’shack?)
…and then maybe invite some male posters to help them park their cars…
Yes I miss him. He was a gr8 guy while he was here. He was also a Particularly helpful Dude…
There are several posters that I miss. I even began a thread called ‘New Posters = Old Posters???’ to see if anyone else recognised a familiar style in a new poster. One new poster owned up immediately and revealed her old name!
If you look back at threads from a while ago there will be many unfamiliar names. I guess ppl get too bored/busy to post. The more interesting topics started, the more ppl keep their interest.
Its up to us.
Personally, I’ve gone back to Coca Cola.
There are several recipes. But the bracha on them depends on what you put in. It could be ha’etz and could be ha’adama depending on how much fruit/nuts you put in compared to peanuts or seeds. Best is to stick to only ha’etz items eg almonds and fruit like cherries or raisins. Of course most florentines also contain chocolate. But what bracha chocolate is is another issue…
stamagoy: Firstly I’m a little concerned by your name. Please elaborate.
Secondly what do you mean “…I’ve read ywcr for a long time and have never commented before…”? I have seen many of your posts in the past month.
Thirdly, You were also the opener of the Chayav=eclipse thread, but now you say you are related to chayav. So chayav isnt eclipse? Or is he? And are you clarifying that he’s not a bubby?
I wrote on the chayav=eclipse thread “…Conspiracy Theories please: Maybe, being stamagoy, she also started this thread to make people think they’re not the same person…”
Please answer all 3 points.
Shticky Guy,he quoted that same possuk.”Ein….”
Yes I transliterated ??? ??? ???? ???? ????? as ‘en’, but you’re right I should have written ‘ein’.
Thanx for humanely spellchecking my transliteration… :~}
HaLeiVi: I didnt include nevel cos we have enough of those too. In fact all 100 of the Israeli Nevel Brigade who are Levi’im have volunteered. But some cant prove their yichus so we’ll have to wait and see if their claims hold water.
Eclipse…
I for one am going back to my Amish life at the end of this week
I didnt know you were amish. I always thought you were hamish…
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From the corny Shticky Guy;
Nevel Lieutenant-KERNEL
Kernel-In-Chief
Shrek LOL!!
Continued… You have Pressed option 2 for Levi. You now have 2 further options. Press 1 if you can play a musical instrument. Press 2 to choose which avoda you prefer to help with.
You have pressed option 1.
If you play the flute press 1. For the lyre press 2. For the harp, 3. If you have a melodious voice, press 4. We already have sufficient volunteers for the trumpets.
For directions to yerushalayim press 0 for an operator or use a sat-nav. Alternatively wait for the Eagles
Eclipse you have the art of finding the good in every situation. I would never have come up with your fantastic conclusion after watching someone on a tightrope!
Yes often the impossible is indeed possible. A person is not aware of their inner strengths until put to the test. There’s a humorous but absolutely true quip that a person is like a teabag cos their strength only comes out when they’re put in hot water!
Chazal say en davar omed lifnei haratzon. I heard a p’shat that nothing can stand in the way of your ratzon! You can always have the ratzon to want to do something. Nothing can stop that!
BEWARE OF THE SCAM!
People from around the world are being asked to donate money to Egypt.
Personally I think its a pyramid scheme.
We are all soon about to lose,
A poster with very kind views,
Her name is Eclipse,
She has really good quips,
Where she’s going – we’re not in the news.
Since September 2010,
She’s posted again and again,
She has been most dutiful,
By starting real beautiful,
Topics here but now till when?
She has to return her computer,
And even asked how to reboot ‘er,
Without her laptop,
The CR could flop,
It will certainly be a lot muter.
With threads like ‘be a trend setter’
‘que sera sera’ and ‘coffee oscar’
‘Please get out of here’
‘Do you wish you could disappear’
Not to mention ‘the pull of the cr’
‘Why did the chicken cross the road’,
Was her at her best, truth be told,
‘A humble suggestion’,
one called ‘A deep question’,
They’re truly worth their weight in gold.
Who will step in to replace her,
Will we be able to face her,
If her I do meet,
walking down our street,
I will have to try hard to outpace her.
If I go with my young niece Ditza,
To go get a delicious pizza,
And Eclipse we do meet,
I will turn round my seat,
And use my niece as a mechitza.
We wish her just good in her life,
Without any trouble or strife,
If you go ahead with this,
Your new threads we will miss,
But you’ll for sure be a #1 wife.
101 actually :-}
yossi z. dont let The Goq get to you. He can sometimes be a bit ‘spaced out’… :~}
Goq it was very gracious of you to apologise
If your picture is for your cpa then it needs to look good. Otherwise just for a passport who cares what the picture looks like. Who sees it? You know what they say; if you look anything like your passport picture then you’re not well enough to travel…
And if eclipse can be called a human spellchecker, then think of a burka as a human mailbox…
Eclipse, if its really true then its sad for the cr but not for you; cos if you feel you can really get on better in ‘active life’, then this has been too addictive and disruptive for you. Tho I’m sure you’ll come back sometimes… NO? (Even if only to check our spellings?) :~}
My question is only this:
Erev Shabbos at NOON,
is it bye-bye Cyberspace,hello old ACTIVE life;
or is it bye-bye Eclipse/Watermelon/Human Spellchecker, but hello NEW username life!!???
So in a nutshell, is this a partial eclipse or a total eclipse???
Only you, the mods (and probably pros like Joseph) will be able to work that one out!!
Whatever you decide,I would like to wish you hatzlacha in your future life, but I dont know if you think this is appropriate coming from this side of the mechitza…
I dont find the internet at all disruptive in my life. I find time every single day for eating, sleeping, davening, learning and working. I’m just very strict, mature and disciplined with myself. I dont let any of these above activities get in the way of my constant internet usage
…When was the last time you walked through Harlem and someone came up to you and said “You Jews, you can’t be so reliant on government programs you need to get jobs…”
Exactly. Most say the opposite – you’re all too rich, you control world banks, you control the media etc etc
PS A badchan once said “al shlosha devarim haolam omed… ;
– Al hatorah (the husband goes to kolel);
– Al Ha’avoda (the in laws must go to work);
– Al gemilus chassadim (food stamps)
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From the corny Shticky Guy;
Lieutenant-Kernel
(Kernel-In-Chief)
everything in moderation…
Except for the YWN Coffeeroom!
Signed: Mod 42, Mod 80, Mod 88, ‘Key’ Mod… :-}
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From the corny Shticky Guy;
Lieutenant-Kernel
yogibooboo
(With a name like that, what do you get? :-} )
It goes like this. Type the following:
bold: type the word strong inside < > , write your text, then write /strong, again inside < >
italics: write em inside < >, write your text, then /em inside < >
blockquote:
write blockquote inside < >, write your text, then
/blockquote inside < >.
From the corny Shticky Guy;
Lieutenant-Kernel
How many of you realise that there’s lite mayo and there’s lite mayo?
Gefen, unger’s and raskin lite mayo are 50 calories per 14g serving.
Goodies lite mayo the label says 90 calories per 13g serving! (This is the same as the Goodies regular mayo, and a rep for Goodies told me that they accidentally copied and pasted the table on the lite from the regular mayo, and really its also the same as the other lite mayos.)
Gefen canola lite is 45 calories per 14g serving, as is Mishpacha lite mayo.
Hellmans lite mayo is 40 calories per 14g.
Not bad for info from a guy! Maybe I should rename myself Well Informed Yid…
From the corny Shticky Guy;
Lieutenant-Kernel
We’ve entered the month of Adar
Which usually means Purim’s not far
But we’re in a leap year
So there’s longer, I cheer
I need more time, organised thing that you are
For some, Purim runs in their veins
due to whiskeys liquors and champagnes
Who’s costume’s most shticky
Its hard to be picky
Cos they all needed planning and brains
Its easy to just go and hire
But home made costumes I admire
You can them re-use
If self made ones you choose
Some are great and can really inspire
The hardest part is the shlach monos
Finding real fancy stuff to send across
Cant come up with a scheme
For an original theme
To send out to my family and boss
Is this stuff that’s already been done
Cos I want to get things that will stun
I must be ahead
Else I’ll be filled with dread
Will you help me? You will – thanx a ton!
Now who can I leave off my list
Of a hundred names it does consist
Plus a few in addition
Its a crazy position
A whole taxi firm I’ll need to enlist
I wont drive cos then I cant drink
Keep them separate and never do link
Putting everyone in danger
Whether family or a stranger
To do so I cant even think
From the corny Shticky Guy;
Lieutenant-Kernel
This is one of several threads on the same topic. Last week on another screen names subtitles thread “Do I really like my new subtitle”, one of the mods said he’ll give a sub name to whoever requests in the next few hours and thats how I got mine.
But you cant choose your own sub name. Its given to you by the mods. So if you like/hate a sub name, its only due to the mods’ tastes and ingenuity (or lack of).
But signatures are clearly only to the credit of the poster. So forget sub names and get yourself a cool signature instead!
From the corny Shticky Guy;
Lieutenant-Kernel
I just remembered a gr8 story.
A young newly married couple invited a guest over for a shabbos meal. After the fish, the guest said “That was really tasty fish”. “Do you want any more” asked the husband? “Yes please” said the guest.
The wife was mortified cos she hadnt made any extras at all being very newly married. So she kicked her husband under the table. And luckily for her, the guest changed his mind and said that actually he didnt want more cos he wanted to leave room for the rest of the meal.
After the soup, again the guest remarked how good it was and the husband didnt get the hint – he offered more again to the guest. The wife quickly kicked her husband again under the table. The guest said that actually he wont be able to eat the main course if he has too much soup. Again the wife was relieved.
And would you believe it, after the chicken the husband offered the guest more! But he said he was full.
After the meal ended and the guest had left, the wife complained bitterly that she could have been humiliated badly had the guest wanted more food because she hadnt more to give.
“I didnt know that” said the husband.
“But why did you keep offering more?” said the wife. “Didnt you get the hint when I kept kicking you under the table?”
The husband said “What are you talking about? I didnt feel you kick me at all”…
From the corny Shticky Guy;
Lieutenant-Kernel
One lazy guy from my yeshiva didnt want to have to look up a dvar torah for each week when he was invited out, so he had a gr8 idea. He foung a nice vort on parshas korach and each week he’d drop something small on the floor at the shabbos meal eg a fork and then he’d say “oh good job that didnt happen during the korach story cos then it would have been lost forever!” Then he’d say “oh while we’re talking about korach I’ll tell you a nice vort on korach”.
Once when he dropped something on the floor at one house, the baal habos said “Oh, a vort on korach again?” !!! 🙂
From the corny Shticky Guy;
Lieutenant-Kernel
Yummy cupcake: Welcome! (shinui shem=shinui mazel? Very gracious of you).
There is already a subtitleless club. Most posters belong to it. And I see that you’re already a MEMBER… lol
From the corny Shticky Guy;
Kernel-In-Chief
Little sister bear was in school. Its not her fault she missed it. Give her subname ‘Young Friend of Goldilocks’
From the corny ‘Shticky Guy’;
Kernel-In-Chief
These links are gr8. Have you seen the thread on favorite flavors of ice cream? Its hilarious! I wont post a link here; just click on my ‘Search the CR’ link which is a sticky at the very top of the coffeeroom and click on the search link there.
(No I dont get paid per click on the search link. Its just that i’m posting now from my phone so cant copy and paste links. There’s nothing hiding up my sleeve!)
The corny Shticky Guy;
Kernel-In-Chief
To be the first poster in a page
You dont need to be a true sage
At your keyboard keep pecking
And then keep on checking
Yossi z. please dont get in a rage!
This lim at the top was not planned
There really was nothing underhand
Just keep posting your work
And here constantly lurk
You can be the best poet in the land
Thanx for my subtitle. Shame i’m wearing short sleeves…
I hope to close the contest and give the subtitles in about an hour…
Psach lanu sha’ar b’eis ne’elas sha’ar…
ps Mishenichnas Adar Marbim Bisimcha! Happy chodesh!