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And only one of you are smart!
…I am getting the feeling that you can use another MOD to help get the posts here faster! Can you just send me the form to fill out if I want to become a MOD…
cutiepie you remind me of this song:
Moderator, Moderator make me a Mod,
Nod me the nod,
?? ???? ?? Moderator????,?
Moderator, Moderator teach me the ???
And make me the perfect Mod.
For poppa make him a scholar…
This Purim I was thinking of sticking with Low-Alcohol beer only.
Because reduced alcohol increases inhibitions. 🙂
????? ??? ?????
mbachur: Any time! Just next time you’re paying, ok? :0)
Daniel whats going on with your ??????? No wine. Going to work. Small ????? ???? ?? ???? by the sound of it. Where’s the ??? ???? ????? that we’re supposed to have? You seem to have ????? ? (just about) but not the ??? ???? !!
Alwayshere that was very good! Thats the better of the 2 poems I know on thoughts. The other one, which isnt anywhere near as good (I think), goes like this:
Silence reigned.
So all got wet but I.
For I was wrapped in thought.
its firsure the best purim CD out there
Besides, of course, The PURIM (urim) STORY (ory)…
I think you meant the best MUSIC purim cd. You cant come here and say another cd is better! ??? ????? ?? ????? ??? ??? or however it goes!
I dont get it. This is such a confused thread where yet again it seems we cant differentiate between acceptable and not. Comparing guys (married or single) calling out to single random girls in the street is never acceptable whoever and whatever. Calling a cousin by their name to whom you or at least your families obviously have connection if you’re both sitting at the same Purim ??????? I cant see anything wrong with that at all.
??”? and the ??????? who wrote the ????? ?????? were all guys…
… and a card saying “I made a donation to Yeshiva World News and then ate this ?????? ???? on your behalf”…
EDITED POST:
This is an LOL moment.
Many non-jews consider nursing in public to be a lack of ??????. We should ?”? be less sensitive than them?
Regarding clothing, everyone should follow their Rav’s advice. (If poppa decides as he writes above that he wants to wear slits in his pants below the knee then he should ask a ?????).
pba: you should have also invited a hundred people for the purim ????? and in everyone’s place instead of cutlery and plates just put a card with the message “I made a donation to ???? X”. Then get out of there while you still can!!
Boy, with the money you save on a ????? ? with wine for a hundred people just think how much ???? you could be giving to your ?????!!
At my seudah, there was this one guy who was filling huge buckets with wine and forcing people to drink the entire thing…
Poppa: you had ‘puskas’ at your ??????????
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mbachur: thanx for what? Help with choice of Wines?
Ursula did you buy the rebbe alter purim cd for your kids? I had it on for a lot of the day and everyone enjoyed it
I didnt log in the entire purim. There’s far too much going on. Its only poss to visit when you have a minute spare!
Cshapiro you didnt have any wine at all? So do you only stick to the hard stuff??? 🙂
When posters say beautiful, incredible or amazing story, they really mean what a beautiful act of kindness at the end of a horrific, brutal, barbaric, inhumane, vicious, shocking, savage, mind boggling and despicable story.
How anyone can kill young children in cold blood, for any reason, and not be condemned by absolutely every human being on the planet whether arab, muslim, hindu, sikh, chinese, japanese or anything else is beyond reason and shows a level of tacit agreement and or sympathy. There is not enough coverage of this story in the world media. (They were just setlers who shouldnt have been there anyway… Makes me sick!)
Yossi, its very commendable of you to think of a thread such as this. An ??? ???? once said that it is better to choose something small that one will keep to eg to undertake to make ????? slowly with ????? than something large that one will not keep up!
On stroller manual: Remove infant before folding.
On rat poison: Harmful to animals.
Printed on the seal of a food container: Do not eat if seal is missing.
Really Good! Well done!
Kol hakavod to:
Brilliant
Poet
Totty!
I sometimes think that American Foreign Policy is an oxymoron!!!
Gotta Love my Drug Dealer’s new automated phone service. I just called up and it says “If you want to buy Marijuana press the Hash key”
For this reason, because on ????? we know that ???? tell us that ?? ????? ?? ?????? ?? applies also to ?????, there’s also a gevaldiger ???? to say some ?????, ??? ????, ???? or any ????? at ???? ???? on ????? night
Chayav! Hi! Where were you all this time? Were you being too much of a pre-purim yeshiva bochur or too much of a busy-bubby?
?????? ???? ???? ???
?? ??? ???? ?? ???? ?????
????? ???? ????? ???
??? ?????? ??? ??????
We all jump up and we all cheer,
Cos its now that special time of year,
Our hands get all clappy,
Our fingers get snappy,
Cos Purim’s about to reappear.
If there was still a limerick thread,
I would use it for fun lines to spread,
But it cant be denied,
That this thread it has died!, 🙁 ;-(
If you wish to disagree – go right ahead!
I dont understand comments like these. Sorry.
GUY: I only clicked this thread cos there’s only one post on it which, of course, makes you ??? ??? ????!
??? ?? ???? ???
I would have thought that the “I have nothing to say” thread was the perfect, ideal place to let the whole world know when you have nothing to say. Thats why I informed everyone here that I had nothing to say. As usual. Being of the male species.
Sory everyone. I just had nothing to say.
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ZK Thats quite cute but surely defeats the object of what you’re trying to do. You must have had the continuation of your post on your mind the entire shabbos to remember to send it
You’re very welcome mbachur. My, you’re a fast reader. I know it was a long post I wrote cos as usual I had a lot to say on the inyan, but i wrote it 3 weeks ago! Its not as if I wrote it sdrawkcab or anything like that. Anyway, enjoy your wine and have a happy (appy) purim (urim) everyone!! Hic.
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1202s: uoy tsuj delleps ym eman a elkciths gnorw… )-:
speaking of alteh posters, where has watermelon gone;)
She went about 4 weeks before the spellchecker did… 🙂
The youngest of them is 2 years old!
No. The youngest is Chayavseinikel at only several weeks old. Chayavseinikel, where has your bubba (or perhaps zaida) been recently??? Too gone to post???
Are you telling me never to eat chocolate after 5pm? What a nightmare!!!
Its spasiba. Eclipse, you’ve flopped it already. I tested you but you failed dismally! Should we restore the subtitle? Otherwise, in future if someone dangles something temptingly in front of you, just continue unabaited
‘The Human’ officially resigned
No. Its the Spellchecker that resigned. Eclipse is, I hope, still very much human. Jusst thatt noww whe kan spel thinngs az wee wishes cuz/cos/cause/’cause their iz know longger eni won chekking owr spelz… witch kan ownly bee a gud thinng
She’s subtly putting us puppies in our places
This is what Humans do best. Man’s best friend and all that
1202s:
uoy tsuj evag ti yawa… er’uoy gnisserd pu sa ber namhcan fo namo??
??? ??? ??????
????? ??? ????
??? ?? ?? ?????
Which ???? ?? is this?
(Not ??).
Please give your reason/method.
Sbasiba!
‘CAUSE is my p’sak on that one
Ok. But remember ????? ????? ????? !!
I’d like to thank both sets of my bubbas and zaides for bringing my parents into this world.
That’s funny cause I tell my friends…
Could the Human Spellchecker please clarify for me: When the word ‘because’ is shortened, does it become ’cause’ or ‘cos’. Or does it just depend on how lazy the typist is? Cos cause is a word on its own eg the cause of the world problems stem from the Middle East etc.