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BS: Are you feeling ok? Take a long nap and chill a little. You sound stressed and confused. Otherwise it’s an attempt at satire that I didnt get, but it seems too vicious for that. I didnt think this thread was a swindle or bad or evil or gehinom that I had to open it to find out what it was about. What’s up, man?
Wanderingchana: great post… ?? ?????… lol…
Massive mazeltov to you! Really nice to hear! Nice of you to drop by and share your news. How comes you stopped posting?
?-? ????? ???? ??? ??????
I couldnt find the mods? mods? thread
Did you try looking? Its so simple. Click on my ‘Search CR for old threads’ thread which is stickied on the top of the main page, click on the url link, type in mods? mods? and click on search the coffeeroom. Its as easy as that. How did you try to find it?
Or is “guardmytongue” really “chofetzchaim” and he’s trying to fool us that he doesnt know his own link!!?
What would the lady in aries’s story say if she was given a plate of soup in that hotel and told that the previous meal a non religious guest had put something into that particular plate of very doubtful kashrus origin? Would she care that the guest when challenged had said ‘it’s not my problem’?
Ps Where do gebruchts get their name from? I assume that because gebruchts means broken in yiddish that it comes from breaking matzo into soup or even coffee. (Yum!).
So pleased to be able to tell people that I had an adorable thought yesterday…
Should we change this thread’s title to ‘the adorable thread’???
While the guy is obviously the one out of his mind to say such things about people with a minhag different to his own, the truth is that here the OP has also made a slight mistake.
There is no such thing is a minhag not to say hallel on pesach night. Yes, Ashkenaz do not have the minhag to say hallel on Pesach night. But they do not have a minhag not to say it! There’s a big difference. And Gedolei Ashkenaz have paskened that because of this, that if an Ashkenaz person davens in a shul where they say hallel, he should say it and not be poresh from the tzibbur by going out early, because nobody has a minhag NOT to say hallel on Pesach night.
You looking for a first rate make up artist? So let me introduce myself. Hi, I am shticky guy at your service. I’m the greatest make up artist there ever was. I make things up the whole time. I do a real good job too. And I live in your neighborhood, wherever you live. If you live in bp, I live there. Queens? No problem, I make things up there also. New Jersey? Sure, that’s right where I live. Need a make up artist in Minnesota? Easily done. I live on the next block.
And I dont even charge. Yes, I’m absolutely free. (Actually that bit was just made up). And I specialize in weddings. Thats what badchonim do. They make things up. Some people even need help to make up their mind. I use only natural ingredients. So no problem to use my services over Pesach. For bookings please call 1-800-GETALIFE.
Did you hear about the rabbi of the green street shul? He said that the snake charmer only has one adder left for his show this year.
JR: aries (2756? Whats that for?) was replying to the OP who had asked how to get a title which is a sub screen name replacing the word ‘member’.
A warm welcome to you both and anyone else who may have been missed. The cr’s popularity is it’s undoing here. You see, there’s so many posters here that many of the names are unknown to me and I often dont know if the poster is new or an irregular poster. I only know the ones that appear very often. Mods please give us an idea how many posters there are on YWN.
AYC I have noticed your name quite a few times recently. 123Bubby (whatever does your name mean? Do you have a very large family bli ayin hora?) you guess most of us are enjoying second seder. Again we can only assume that most posters live in chutz la’aretz but we dont know for sure. I post from my home town of Botswana.
Thanx dancing girl. Nice to be appreciated!
This is like an erev yom kippur thread! I think the lesson is clear… If you’re feeling stressed or tired… DONT POST! So I wont! Good yomtov to everyone.
Nobody answered yet how long they ate matza after coming out of mitzraim. Clue: until the mon fell. How long was that? Anybody?
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New riddle: When was the first time that klal yisroel kept shabbos en masse?
Be very very careful. Dont forget, the cat had 9 lives, yet it still was killed by curiosity. So tread really warily. Dont show your curiosity unless you feel absolutely s t r e t c h e d to the limit. Oh I forgot. You do.
?????? ????? ???? ?????? ?????
???? ????? ???? ??
There is a ???? for most ?????? and one should not just ‘mach avek’ a ???? just because it sounds over the top or strange without asking.
For example, there is a ? ????not to even mention the word ??? at all over ???. It probably seems a far fetched bubba maaser, until you find out that it is brought down by no less than the ??? ?????.
Unless you see somewhere that a particular custom is a ???? ????, then treat everything with the premise that ???? ????? ????, and your lack of knowledge of a source does not detract in any way from the???? ?.
A wonderful and peaceful yomtov to everyone!
I’ve no time to spend at my screen
Its just polish and vacuum and clean
Cos with small kids around
There’s nowhere chometz cant be found
I am sure that you know what I mean
I am spending too much of my time
Finding cookie crumbs, bissli and grime
In every closet
There is a deposit
Which leaves me with no time to rhyme
Getting kids to help – some payback
Is like looking for needles in a haystack
With guests soon arriving
This place will be thriving
I wish you all Happy Paysach!
Oy MG, OMG! Poor you. What a terrible story. Wow. ????? ???? ?????! . And what great friends you have to help you like that. But its great to have you back amongst us. You must have been real bad if you were laid up for 4 months with nothing to do yet still unable to post in.
I once stepped in for you on I think page 5, and said that in the absence of minyan gal, minyan guy will have to step in, and I wrote a long limerick on sidras ? ????-???? but you didnt respond.
None of this ‘see you next month’. We want to see you much before that! Its back to business from now.
<If it is voice, I will have to go with one of the Chazzanim
Agreed. So my vote goes to Chazzan Shepsil Kanareh
Its the post number
As the OP says, its important to remember ?? ?????, that even minhagim that we no longer think there is a need for nowadays should not be dropped without discussion with a rav. After all, why would we still keep 2 days ??? ??? in ??? ???? when we no longer have a doubt when rosh chodesh is!!
Good bikeeyus velvel, good bikeeyus. Though if I were a rebbe I might only give you half marks cos you gave the words when you were actually asked where the pasuk was…
Here’s another question (not really a riddle): for how long did the jews eat matzo when they left mitzrayim
Where do you find a pasuk in the torah with aramaic words in it?
You don’t per se care about grammar, or you don’t care per se about grammar?
The Koreans have large olympic size venues. Let’s organise the next siyum hashass to be there. It will be an eye opener!
eclipse, 2 scented candles are cheaper than a gas mask but cost more than a clothes peg. Or buy her some scented bath stuff
A lot of elementary students do NOT know how to spell words correctly. They use teen talk and text talk. And remember that a proportion of posters here do not have English as their first language.
So basically, basic English is not the basic kind of language talk thingy that lots of ppl use you know what I mean basically? Its’ just a littel differant. Ye? Right. Cuz there basically abit iffy about it, no wat I meen? They must improove there english n stp txtn so mch 2 hav ny chanse at al. Enywon hu dissagreez is closing thier eyes to this sadd but true stayte
when can you consider yourself successful in opening a thread? I think when it makes it past one page
You’re right but dont forget there’s different types of thread. There’s your regular thread on one topic that posters reply to. For this type of thread to get past say 30-40 posts is a good achievement. So eg Boro Park Eruv (221 posts), finding the right seminary (214 posts) are great threads.
Then you have feeder threads where posts are all on the same topic but do not follow on from each other and posters often revive them from their posting history after long gaps. These threads include eg jokes (769 posts/16 pages), humorous items (which has almost 2000 posts and 39 pages!), word chain game Nov 4th (1329 posts), riddle (1838), limericks (11 pages), riddles (1838), mazeltov (388), things kids said/did etc etc.
On a thread of 1-liners like ?? ?????? ???? ????, for me the milestone is more the 21 pages than the large amount of posts. So Well Done deiyezooger!
lol ?! I’ll try. If you see I’ve forgotten please send me a reminder. Thanks.
A magid shouldnt have a problem finding stuff to say that will keep kids awake. We do what many others have said ie make the seder on their level, involve them and make a small spiel. This is what they will remember for years to come. Giving them coke is a nice idea.
But definitely the best, proven, certain, guaranteed, true tried and tested method of being sure your kids stay up and stay alert at any time is… To try sending them to bed!!
Limericks! (501 posts)
Started 5 months ago by blinky
Latest reply from His Royal Highness
Sorry Highness but as you can see, your last post was number 501. Post 500 was indeed mine! And this one is 502. Check.
And I cant go without this:
To be the first poster on a page
You dont need to be a real sage
At your keyboard keep pecking
And then keep on checking
Yossi Z please dont get in a rage 🙂
When I saw the thread title ‘It turned dark purple’, I thought it would have been about my shirt. You see, a poster yesterday was sure that I wear purple shirts, for some reason unknown to me. But my shirts are NOT purple. They get changed daily and washed!
‘It turned dark purple’ could have been refering to my teacher’s face when he realised I’d pulled a shtick yet again.
It could also have been my dear mother’s face on opening the cookie jar and discovering each one had been sampled, saying ‘I wish I hadnt told him not to eat a SINGLE one!’
But no, it’s yet another womens’ thread about cleaning! My face is beginning to change colors. Polishing silver? My motto is “in Goddard we trust”. Let them see to it.
What’s today’s date? Oh, April 6th. Mike are those reports not 5 days late?
Is their president now a bokee in shas and communism? (I know only North is still communist).
And the person who reads the talmud to them, do they call him their Baal Korea???
“WE’VE ARRIVED! IT’S FANTASTIC!”, I thundered,
And just in case you wondered,
Please give a great cheer,
Cos we are now here,
Yes it’s LIMERICK NUMBER FIVE HUNDRED!!!!!
This is the YWN Coffee Room >> Decaffeinated Coffee zone. Look at the top of the page.
Video and song is great. Just one thing’s wierd – when they say “rachel imenu sefardi, mama rochel ashkenazi”, the imahos kinda came before the sefardi and ashkenazi stuff!
Its like the pesach picture my kid brought home that has moshe rabeinu leading the yiden out of mitzrayim wearing a shtreimel…
Do you guys want a coffee to wake you up?
If you do then DONT COME HERE! You cant wake up with a Decaffeinated Coffee!!!
A real corny groaner:
Q: What did the old calendar say as its owner was about to throw it into the garbage? A: I think my days are numbered!
Slow down – you move too fast, said the tortoise to the hare at the onset of their race.
Posters who get a topic closed on them cannot send their post and get the message this topic has been closed. This happened to me as I replied to the topic quoted by observanteen above which had me as the first poster mentioned.
Wasnt there a lot of broken english after the american war of independence?
Gravity just aint what it used to be
Well there’s no doubting the gravity of these situations.
there are plenty of oxygen masks to go around
Even on Poppa’s flight? You know, the one with that mother feeding triplets the entire flight?
PS Look thru this…!!!
On the thread ‘cholent’ you’ll notice it was closed by the Key Master Y. W. Editor after 30 posts. Why? Well, see below…
(http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/cholent-2)
[closed] cholent (30 posts)
Y.W. Editor
Key Master
Feel free to comment on one of these older “cholent” thread.
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SO WHY ANOTHER CHOLENT THREAD??? MAYBE COS THEY SAY CHOLENT REPEATS ON YOU?
Chayav welcome back. Have you been drunk since purim? I havent seen your name. Mind you, you’re obviously still tipsy cos you logged in under the wrong name…
How’s your bubby and your einikel? 5 generations between them (actually 4) and they still both post on YWN! Such nachas!
Brotherofurs Hi what does your name stand for anyway?
It was about cheesecake recipies for shavuos
No more happy for almost a whole year
What??? Firstly we have learned ????? ????? ?????? ?????? ??????. And also ??”?said ?????? ???, from when ??? comes in, then ????? ?????. Until when? Until the next instruction of ?????? ?? ?????? ?????. So we’re not sad at all. Quite the contrary. We’re quite excited!
Sorry Pops. I think that was just a bit over the top.