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Thanx Depot for reviving this thread.
Wishing everybody well over the past and well over the fast.
May we all have a ????? ?????? ????.
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Mod 80:
Maybe change your subtitle from “My friends call me 80” to “My friends call me Poppa”… ☺
Allow me to share a previous post
Moderator-80
my friends call me 80
i come here because every once in a while popas humour shines through like a ray of light through a dragonflys wing, wet with a drop of dew, as it awakens to spend the day flitting through the sky until the sun takes its leave and the dragonfly drops dead.
Ignoring parking and driving laws in many frum areas (pet hate)
Talking during chazoras hashatz and krias hatorah etc
Shlomo Hamelech said a Chochom is one who learns mikol odom from everyone. We must just be careful and consider which are the worthy traits of an otherwise bad person that are fitting for us to emulate and which are the aspects of even a good person which need ignoring.
The ‘Mother Teressa’ aspects of Diana’s life including establishing the first treaty against the use of land mines and helping the sick and poor are fantastic achievements worthy of praise. The adultery aspects, amongst others, are the reason we say shelo asani goy, refering even to ‘worthy’ gentiles who nevertheless live a torahless life.
BTW The way you misspelt her name she sounds like a “n na nach”. I suppose she did go around cheering people up…
Bump
Has nobody read it? What did you think?
When I got on my scale it said “To Be Continued”!
When I got on my scale it said “Oh, it must be yomtov time again”
T shirt on pregnant woman: Under Construction
So dont post in the middle of the day either because then also there are long modless or mod free periods. Truth is we have no clue when they are on and when not. I posted earlier and my post was thru within one minute!
Anyway, this issue has now been fully discussed. Can we please have a mod’s opinion now. Thanx.
Real Brisk Baby: Simply that my post was in no mans land, neither anywhere near being approved any time soon nor was it editable by me. Had a mod been on and the post was approved and posted by then then its too bad. But when its just hanging in cyberspace then why not give me the option to edit it? What’s so difficult to understand?
RB and adorable I was recently up thru the nite and posted something at around 3.30am. After a few minutes I wanted to edit my post but only had internet access about twenty minutes later and when I then attempted to edit it I was unable to. That post was probably only read by a mod many hours later due to the time of nite, but I was still left unable to change it which is a shame and unnecessary.
MODS is it feasible??
I used to be an avid reader. Lately I dont usually have time to read, but I picked up a novel that my wife was reading and could not put it down. It’s called The Double Life of Chani Greenberg by Menuchah Beckerman. Anyone read it? What did you think? An amazing storyline, a bit long winded in places but fascinating and completely gripping! I recommend it.
Hi and thanx for a wonderful site.
After submitting a post in the coffee room, it can only be edited for about 20 mins, which is especially frustrating at times when there are no mods on and it will not be read and approved sometimes for several hours.
Is it possible to change this so that a post should be editable until read by a mod, irrespective of time elapsed?
Thank you.
You gotta show me the rest!!
No problemo. Simply organise another CR meeting or party like Goq did for his birthday and I’ll bring my list along when I come to meet the chevra. I know guys will be suprised when they find out who you are. We know who coffee addict is also. He’s the mashgiach with the sliced finger so he sticks out like a sore thumb! I want everyone wearing their cr names on name tags. Dont need to know your real names. And the new mod that we so desperately need to cover current long gaps will be unanimously chosen from the crowd so dont miss it. Whether you have a ‘bubbly’ character like Dr Pepper, a schitsophrenic nature like Joseph, an ultrasonic one like squeak, a humorous one like getzel, popa, Goq, several mods, daas yochid and so many others, or a shy and reserved nature (ahem) like deiazooger, bpt and itche srulik, you can be invited to the party.
URSULA and MINYAN will be handing out poetic licence but dont BLINQ because, SHREK, you may miss it. We will serve YUMMY CUPCAKES and STUFFED KAPUSTA CABBAGE, but the ONE GOAL is to BE HAPPY in good HEALTH and if you always SEE ALL SIDES and treat everyone as a BROTHEROFURS in an ADORABLE way then be sure of a kesiva vchasima tova and AM YISRAEL CHAI. (The rest of you are also invited).
Coffee Mazeltov! Great to hear. (or are you only trying us out?). I always said that with your life experience there’s no lion keeper in the world who wouldnt want you!
In my post #3 I specifically said that it was someone else’s idea and I didnt remember whose. Kudos to you. I think its great. Even if the mods do not…!
Shticky Guy: I didnt have the guts to write all those
Why? Didnt you like Tzlil Vzemer?☺ Seriously, that was my good list. You should see the ones I left off… Lol
Tzlil Vzemer
Care Bears
Reagan
Gorbachov
Thatcher
JR
Amadeus
Back to the Future
Inspector Gadget
Beverly Hills
Crocodile Dundee
Jaws
Karate Kid
Rocky
Star Trek
Superman
Smurf
Mr T
ETC
AYC thank you! I love your posts also!
Gefen its not that we dont like your idea rather that it has been put forward several times already. (Great minds think alike etc. Or should I say Invei Hagefen V’invei hagefen…).
We cannot demand a mod on duty 24/6 when it is a voluntary service. From the timing of posts it is obvious there are for sure international mods.
A great idea muted by someone was for the guarantee of a mod on duty during peak times. Anybody give support to this idea? Lets hear it!!
A wagon carrying thesauruses (actually thesauri) has crashed and overturned. Police said the driver was astonished, bemused, baffled, stunned, bewildered, confused, perplexed and confounded.
UM I do you implore
The lim I just wrote to ignore
I was not being devious
By repeating your previous
Idea that you wrote before
There’s so many lims here to find
Thats its easy to get two combined
Will you me forgive
For not being innovative
I do hope that you dont feel maligned
We should all approach the ??? ????
With many more Mitzvos than sin
May ????? the ????
Come herald ????
Before Judgement Day does begin
My school teacher always told me that poems do not need to rhyme, they must only follow rhythm. So here goes:
There was once a man from Kentucky
Who one day was stung by a wasp
When asked if it hurt
He said No not at all
It can do it sting me again if it wishes
I Want my Mommy!!
Hey anyone know where zeeskite is lately?
why dont you google or wikipedia it
No. Dont bother. You’ll only find garbage like their origin is Abraham Lincoln’s speech in 1862. But we know the truth. They were started in 1994 by ronrsr 🙂 😉 🙂 ☺
Dirshu Hashem bihimatzo, kirauhu bihyoso karov. Now in Elul is the best time to daven. May you have a complete and speedy refuah together with all cholei yisrael and we should all merit the geula shleima bikarov amen.
A death row inmate had just been strapped into the electric chair when he had a bad attack of hiccups.
“Do you have a final request?” he was asked. “
“Yes, hic” he said. “I cant, hic, stand these hiccups. Do you have anything that will give me a shock?”
No way can Mod 80 claim to win if he was born with a cord. That’s so last century. Nowadays everything comes cordless.
Why does a sea gull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel.
Why did the man jump off the Empire State Building? He wanted to make a smash hit on Broadway.
What does a grape say when an elephant stands on it? It lets out a little whine.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one.
How do you stop a skunk smelling? Hold its nose.
What do people working in a clock factory do? They sit and make faces all day.
When’s the best time to buy a budgie? While they are going cheap.
Why are bees all sticky? They use honey combs.
What part of a fish weighs easily? The scales.
Why did the witch leave her broomstick behind? Because it over swept.
Those of you questioning whether men may or should wear perfume are obviously unaware of the ??? ???? on ??? ??? ? ???? ? who says:
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I’m sorry but you cant be the most perfect wife because I’ve married her already. (she’s looking over my shoulder).
Being a perfect spouse is surely common sense. Be a mentch. Do to them what you like to be done to you and put them as number 1. Always. End of. Nothing else to add.
I’m not suprised that Pomegranate sell delicious treats such as halva or hazelnut bamba. After all, Pomegranate do have a name for cheering up depressed customers. And it does not make a difference whether they are ashkenazi or sefaradi
Coffee: I was not going to post in such a random thread as this one, but you unwittingly brought me a smile when you wrote “heels are not m’akev”. True. They are m’ekev! (yado ochezes ba’akev esov…).
To the OP: Dont worry about your height differences. The way you obviously lead your wife, I mean life, she will bring you to your knees and then you’ll be on the same level anyways! ☺
Would you date Joseph’s daughter? How about Joseph himself?
I wouldnt like to date Joseph. That would be multiple dating!
Popa, can you date Squeak?
Isnt Popa involved with Bar Shatya at the moment?
I’m looking for a 42 year old chasidish guy with braids
Dont lots of chasidish guys have braids? They take them out for shmone esray…
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need for people they dont necessarily like
Talent is G-d-given, be humble.
Fame is man-given, be thankful.
Conceit is self-given, be careful
42% of Americans state they cannot live without their cell phones ; the other 58% wish they would learn how!
YL You’ve gotten us all confused for nothing. Of course Pomegranate dont have the song Yalili. Have you never watched the video? They didnt put the song on for that depressed customer, did they? The cashier had to to go sing it himself… ☺☺
Fantastic! I didnt get a single mention. I’ve been weaning myself off the cr and limiting myself to only a few posts per week after four and a half years here, and had I gotten many mentions it would only have encouraged me to post some more. I’m pleased my plan seems to have worked. Anyone else doing the same?
yalili lover Wow! Thats quite incredible. Next you’ll be telling us they have no talking fish either!
MiddlePath in which part of the globe do you live?
Ice cream trucks give me the creeps…..!!!!!……..”shudder”
Why? After I see one, I feel something melt inside me
I figured one can sing yom ze mechubad to chitty bang bang
You can sing many things to chitty chitty bang bang. Just ask Uncle Moishe
I needed a password with eight characters in so i picked snow white and the seven dwarfs
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Now that the human spell checker no longer posts, it is convenient that the Chief of Grammar has returned to keep us all on our toes
Bumper Sticker: Driver carries no cash. He’s married.
Will everybody please stop panicking and ignore the fire sirens. There is no cause for alarm. The fire warning system is activated every year when Goq lights the candles on his cake.
Happy Birthday dear Goq. May you only have good health and happiness ad meah viesrim. By the way I loved your tie and tuxedo today.
Big refuah shleima. Take time off work. Kidney stones are as painful as childbirth so move into a post natal home (or post naval for your hernia ☺) and stay in bed doing absolutely nothing for two weeks besides posting on yeshiva world news.
You’ve obviously never tried the halva filled bamba. (Or maybe you dont like halva).