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Perhaps I should give whiskey another shot
Good idea. You have another shot of whiskey. Although real drinkers know that the only good whiskey is whisky. And only real connoisseurs realize the difference. (Scotch whisky is spelled without the letter ‘e’.)
There are for sure many people in a similar situation as you and your LOR will tell you how to be noheg.
But I do appreciate your problem. I also may be allergic to alcohol… after half a bottle of scotch my head begins spinning!
“I’ve got this plan, see.
And if this plan works, we get the king out of the way, see.
And them we’ll be able to sleep all night, see.”
“Si, senor, si”
***
“Esther, come here. What’s that? Moving in the water?”
“I dont know. It looks like…”
“a poisonous snake!”
“AAAAAAGH!”
***
“Mr Haman. I have something very important to tell you!”
“Go ahead. Make my day!”
“You know mordechai the jew? The one right over there by the king’s gate, huh, you see, huh? He told me he’s not gonna bow down to you no matter what so I told him that I’m gonna tell on him to you and he’s gonna be in real big trouble and he said he doesnt care so I said…”
“ENOUGH!!”
the husband refers to his wife as “dear”
Shticky Guy
I think its really smart to prepare children for married life in this way even at a young age. My wife IS very dear to me. She costs me a fortune!
Syag Lchochma
. . . But worth every penny
Definitely, Syag! I agree 100%. And not only because she also posts here… ?. I incorporated your idea in my subsequent post below
Last Ellul, my wife, who is very dear to me but worth every penny, was doing what many (most?) women do in the evenings… she was on the phone (to her best friend who happens to be a dikduk morah). These phone calls take place religiously 3 times every day ??? ????? ???????. Sometimes with a long ???? aswell. But never a ?????!
So I gave my wife a note saying that I wish her and her friend a ????? ?????? ????. Obviously she said that I had made a spelling error as ????? is spelled with a ?? not a ???. No I replied. I meant it this way and I hope you figure! After another long discussion they eventually did!
Last Ellul, my wife, who is very dear to me but worth every penny, was doing what many (most?) women do in the evenings… she was on the phone (to her best friend who happens to be a dikduk morah). These phone calls take place religiously 3 times every day ??? ????? ???????. Sometimes with a long ???? aswell. But never a ?????!
So I gave my wife a note saying that I wish her and her friend a ????? ?????? ????. Obviously she said that I had made a spelling error as ????? is spelled with a ?? not a ???. No I replied. I meant it this way and I hope you figure! After another long discussion they eventually did!
the husband refers to his wife as “dear”
I think its really smart to prepare children for married life in this way even at a young age. My wife IS very dear to me. She costs me a fortune!
Real vnahafoch hu! Jesting before yom kippur and now serious halachic debate before purim! But its a great thread.
I especially loved ItcheSrulik’s “There is no piggul on a bama anyway… I dont chazer enough”… ☺
Mods please add the name Chaim onto the name of the TITLE of this thread so that the new, correct name appears on the thread name on the main CR page and not the old name
Whens the last time you saw the sky green or even blue-green? I’ve only ever known it either grey or blue.
What color is ???? and what color is ????? I always thought of ???? as blue (to remind us of the sea and the??? ????? and ????) and ???? as green. But Rashi says at the beginning of ????? that ???? is ????. I think I saw someone saying it was blueish-greenish. Can anybody add to this? Thanx.
hamantosh and an apple
Its not food but I would still prefer macintosh and an apple
Parshaman you wanna hear some great purim torah? There’s a fantastic website with dozens of them. I’ll give you the url and hope its allowed thru
noitallmr:
OK- I’ve decided what I’m doing this year. I’m dressing up as Mr Bean- complete with light brown suit with a patch on the elbow, too short trousers, red tie and a horrendous mask!
HOpe you don’t see me coz then I’ll have given away my secret identity. (But nothing to fear as I’m the only U.K guy here!)
noitallmr I dont think so…………
Brooklyn
Brooklyn? Huh? Had you said some OOT place we could have agreed. But Brooklyn?
Goq: so is US for university of south carolina or dakota? Or maybe university of superior? Or maybe uninformed stalker.
OOM very funny!
There are countries besides the US and UK?
UK? What state is that in?
Click on your name at the top of the page it will take you to your profile which will show which topics you commented on and if there have been any comments there since.
Not always strictly true. When you reply to a post, it takes time for your comment to appear. If its a slow modding day there can be several hours before it is approved and there is often a few posts that go thru on that thread together, all approved at the same time – if this is the case then your profile still shows no replies until the next time posts are approved, even though there could often be replies to earlier posts that you have not seen due to their being approved at the same time as yours. Does that make sense?
“Also what’s American for fridge?”
William Perry
Lol Goq! Dont give your age away!
Here’s another one. Question: What’s American for freezer? Answer: BMG…
there should be “like buttons” under every post
Hi gubbish. I agree. Halivay! But this should have been posted on one of the mods threads. It has nothing to do with the welcome thread. Oh I get it – when the mods do it (cause they always do what we ask of them) and posters thank you for it, you’re gonna reply “you’re welcome!”
Have said tehillim and added the names to my list for shmone esray. Can I ask you to please keep us updated and to give very brief outline of problem/illness. Thanx. Refuah shlema to all cholei yisrael.
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/tehillim-needed-for-3-young-ladies
Try others. You could find one even better. My wife’s favorite is Flora by Gucci. Bought by me, of course! Or see what other people like on
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/favorite-perfume
or
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/whats-your-best-perfume
For me its usually Lagerfeld or Polo or Tuscany
Have not gotten round to buying the cd yet but have watched the music video online and his voice is truly phenomenal bli ayin hora. Must get the cd. He really is in a class of his own.
A big hi to emlf – there’s a name I have not seen for a while!
DZ wow a post from one of all time greats. Are you staying or passing thru? Come on, revive some of your amazing threads/games!
ZK I love your mis-spellings! Do you do it on purpose? mods, are you FREIGHTened?
Yes they are completely overburdened!
I tried to check his profile and it came up blank
Well then moishy, there you go, I now have the perfect new subtitle for you. Either ”Judges everything by its profile”, or maybe ”Likes to keep everything in profile”!
Nu, mods??
Hi Feif, OneofMany and RK nice to see your names again.
Yes Feif, other threads are indeed for those who cannot spell, whereas by contrast this thread is for accomplished magicians only.
Peeking? That’s something to do with China, right?
All bad drivers should be compelled to join popa’s driving school for retards, jerks, dolts, women and those who keep drifting too far to the left…!
Mazeltov! If a Queen Bee has managed to survive the winter then the prognosis looks good for the summer. You see, with a name like yours I was not sure if you would be more of a sting-in-the-tail type of person or more of a draws-out-the-sweetness person but you’re definitely the latter. You can wish me a Royal mazeltov next month on my 5th cranniversary if you wish. Yes we are all growing older, and some of us are also growing up. Hope your subjects bring you nice gifts, and I look forward to the 21 gun salute later. Have a majestic birthday!
Wow I clearly remember that time when you made your debut with a bang. Keep it up. Humor. Sweetness. Helpful. Quite SPLENDA, er I mean SPLENDID. Mazeltov!
How about ‘not happy with being awarded “Most Exciting Member” ‘
42 its also the skunks that got away but have now caught her cold…
ZeesKite and smartcookie Lol You both got a smile out of me.
Hashem’s Son I didnt come to the CR for 3 months… Any good threads?… I wasnt here for a while (10 months!) … Did I miss any good threads?
I think only http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/what-have-i-missed-in-the-past-3-months-in-the-cr… OR YOU CAN ALWAYS ASK YOUR FATHER!…
New & returning members and new & returning threads… I hereby use this long forgotten thread to say hi to long forgotten screen name dancinggirl.
Daasyochid, goldenmum and syag: el oh el ☺
Boo Who?
Thank you ICOT! I can only try.
And hi to metrodriver. Who else have I missed?
For the benefit of those of you who have not read the Jokes thread:
yummy cupcake with sprinkles on top:
(in the spirit of tu b’shvat)
what’s the difference b/t a hospital and bmg?
in a hospital they go from life support into the freezer. in bmg, they go from the freezer to life support!
yummy cupcake +1 funny!
Also hi again to LemonySnicket!
Where’s the wagoneer
We all miss his cheer
It isnt the same
When he is not here
He is taking a break
But make no mistake
For he will come back
For everyone’s sake
Of late here’s been quiet
But dont you go buy it
Cause the Goq’s the best one
To start off a riot
Where have you been this week Goq? You are AWOL.
Oh my middle path is gone too? What happened to him Goq?
Oh my Goq is gone too? What happened to him smartcookie?
Do you eat the end of a kugel?
How about the end of a bagel?
kosher leshiksa
Did you mean something that is kosher for a non-Jewish female? Or have you FORGOTTEN what you really intended to write?
To be serious for a minute, there are many things instructed by ?’ ????? ????? not to do that “seem” superstitious eg not walking on a place where there was once a fireplace, not blocking off an open space eg window or door, not polishing shoes the day before travelling etc etc. Whatever there is in ?? ?????? there is also in ?? ?????? .
?? ?????? ??? ????? ???? ???? ????? ??? ??? ???? ?????
Or maybe moishy, to paraphraze a comment on the infertility thread, seeing as you already have a subtitle and just want a different one, we should have “zero sympathy” for you! What about all the posters who have no subtitle at all and would long to have yours of ‘most exciting member’. Should they get looked at first?
Er HELLO GumBall you have APPEARED again!!!!!!!!
I’ll take 80 through 89