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Try gordons
Give him a sweet sweet bowl of my great grand bubbeles paprikash potatos, it’ll get him back to the path
Pashut
The real way to do it, as @papasmurf said earlier is to take exactly 1 PLUM tomato (Must be Plum or else youknowwhats) no more than 1 because otherwise the amounts wont add up. Oh yeah and you also should try to get the plumpest one available at wherever you shop in order enhance your dip with the natural enzymes found in plump fully ripe PLUM toma
Next wash the Plum tomato well with a little bit of dish soap and water (Those suckers can have a lot of little buggers)
Next above a large glass bowl beat the tomato to a pulp using your bare hands, this way you’ll make sure to fully mash it up properly. Then put the battered mess in the bowl.
Once done with that youre going to want to spice it up a bit. Take 2 teaspoons of black pepper, 1/8 a cup of sugar (this is important because it counteracts the citric acid of the tomato) then add 1 teaspoon garlic powder
Now the most important part, my secret ingredient CHILI POWDER, if you skip this you will be missing out on ganeden in a bowl and you dont want to miss that. Mamish mun couldn’t taste this good.
Finally with a slotted spoon mix, mash, and beat the concoction in front of you into a delicious treat of wholesome goodness for you and the mishpacha to enjoy at the shabbos table, I guarantee all of your guests will be raving for the recipe, feel free to send it out now that the secrets are finally released to the public.
Btw this doesn’t necessarily need to be eaten on shabbos, I commonly plop down on the fouton munching on tamtams and tasty tomato tapestry.
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Hey troll, why dont you take you and your trolling comments back to your troll hole where you and your other trolls troll from, me and my peers are trying to discuss real world issues to better the world; such as socialism, sizeism, antisemitism, racism, sexism, muslims, and hypnotizm… when you graduate from yeshiva feel free to join the club. Have a great shabbos
The liberals
The secret ingredient is and will always be CHILI POWDER
Why would you want to stop, everyone knows seeing a bald man is considered good luck
Rule #1 never ever buy a phone, thr government puts radiation distributing dilodes which is what is pumping our kids full of unhealthy hormones and turning the nation into a bunch of to”aivas
I dont know accurate that is Reb Eli, I would like see the proof, ive gone over alot of historical eveidence to get to my conclusion. At the end of the day, pictures or it didnt happen…
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chutzpah may feel funny but it’s not
Australia is a nebach country and this is what happens
As someone from an out of town community, far rockaway is known as the kosher popcorn capital of the world, shouldn’t be too hard to find
Its going back to the roots of the jew vs. black territory wars of the early 1900’s back when white flight was truly at its peaks. The deep down systemic racism and antisemitsm pushed the two most discriminated minorities to the forefront to fight it out. What you see today is the result.
Obviously just paint it blue
@fivetownsbuchor
False hock, I tried this also because I saw it on the online ferret forums, but alas the only thing that came out of it was Scruffles killing the cat (because as aforementioned Ferrets are lean, mean Defensive machines (obviously not actually machines, they’re mammals..))And yes ferret musk is wonderful
I support the cause
Under her control my cousins portabella mushroom farm has had its best year ever. Mamish a bumper crop
Portabella mushrooms are very hard to grow so trust me if u can can do that you can definitely be a governor
As much as I’d love too to tell you about all my experiences I simply cant, there’s just too much. At this current time, I own 16 ferrets 9male 7female, I used to keep a mechitza between them but then gave up because the bochurim just kept getting around it anyways. I would definitely getting pair of ferrets 1male & 1female, and then force them to breed that way when they have kids you feel like they’re your kids as well (you’re then free to do whatever you’d like with the original parents, I flushed them)
Advice #2 give them cute silly names, like curly, jimbo, tobias, or shmendrik, honestly whatever you come up with.Advice #3 If you get the point where your breeders are popping out with 3or more babies a week, and you happen to be low on cash, your local Asian market is always looking for fresh rat alternatives and theyre more then willing to pay good money for some nice Ferret specimen, you do feel a bit bad because they are like your babies, but hey, $20 is $20🤷🏻♂️
Good luck with your decision(the correct decision is Ferret, never ever ever get a gerbil!
You’re achi
Good idea to have acid to murder the gerbils when you’ve had enough with them, i would also but as Ive previously stated they’re overrated animals. Theyre like the kobe of the animal kingdom. Do yourself a favor achi and pick up a ferret instead
I feel the Democrats are the best for us Jews now. They are really is making the Jews feel equal in the world.
And @lakewhut: they didn’t do nothing. They have been pro Jews for the last century. I think we should all vote Democrat, to show appreciation.Honestly I’m of the opinion that Yiddish should be outlawed by all mainstream hidden. I don’t know if any of you know what it feels like to be the only guy in the room to not understand Yiddish. And then constantly be made fun of by all my Yiddish speaking peers. It’s mannish the new age sinas chinam and it’s got to stop. This is why the bird hamakidash has been destroyed and why nowadays it’s ruining shidduchim, Shalom bayis, and friendships. I nearly was kicked out of my Ravs chabura for not understanding what farkairt meant, I thought it meant someone completely other.
Either way the point of this rant is that if anyone that is reading speaks Yiddish they’re adding to this new age epidemic, and are part of the problem.
I’ve started my local branch of the ALC (Alternative lanaguage committee) and so far we’ve gotten great responses of members of community. Last week’s meeting we discussed what the new language for modern Jewry should be, and we came down to either Chilean or mandarin.
I’m prompting all of you to go and reach out to your local ALC center, and help stop the awfulness of Yiddish today!
@johnny I hear where you’re coming from but the way I see it biden is more of a Reagan/carter/ford sorta crossbreed hybrid situation if you know what I mean.
I could also hear reagan/carter/bush if youre feeling ever so inclined
It might sound odd but give it some thought before coming at me with some crass response.
If I was in your situation id definitely consider the option of picking up a ferret over a gerbil ill even list out the reasons why.
1. Ferrets are way more cost effective than gerbils, since gerbils require their own special food which can only be bought from pet stores which have the monoply on Gerbil food, dont even get me started with that…
2. Ferrets are 10 times cuter than gerbils, just look up now if you have time and just compare them, not really a sheilah honestly
3. Ferrets are greats for excercise, just strap on the leash and take it for a walk in the park, great outdoor fun for you and your furrie friend, you codnt do that with a gerbil.
4. Ferrets make great work of your leftover gefilte fish and the crusty cholent from the side of the crockpot. Cool and help recycle!
5. You can find your pet ferret today for free, just tonight hang around by your nearest dumpster, you’ll have to be very quiet and lure it with cheese. But it sure is fun the 2 and 1/2 hours it took me to catch scruffles we’re definitely worth it.
I hope Ive made you reconsider, I dont think I could be more clear to be honest. Goodluck with your decision my good friend
Dippity Doo
Chicken dip is pretty solid
I think the democrats did it. Think about it its the classic lib move to do whatever it takes to get trump out of office. TDS. I would never trust a democrat as far as I can throw them
@torahvaluesoverparty is it though?
By riding scooters they improve the dexterity in their fingers and the well balanced colongbrate in their feet. Its been proven by neuroscientist that riding a scooter is much better for you than other wheeled alternatives saying because while riding a scooter you’re able to relax and look around and appreciate what’s going on while others need much more concentration, this then increases the serotonin levels in your brain. So what I think you’re trying to say here buddy is that you dont want the bochurim to be happy? Correct?
Kids are overrated anyhow