this has been the most exciting and humorous thread I have ever seen on yeshiva world,maybe on the internet altogether. it should probably be renamed from tznius to humor or to dan lkaf zechus. it will go down as a classic.
as far as the original point of the thread, most commentors (that commented on the red issue) obviously didn’t read the original article.
also the gemarah says clearly that it is ossur to wear red. if you want to say that it doesn’t apply anymore, I could think of a lot more geshmake things that we could matir with that sevarah.