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Hiccup?? uhh…that doesn’t really fit unless I say I was so distraught I had to give a hiccup..which makes less than zero sense
if I write it here…she’ll pass out! but I’ll tell you…I really think it’s pretty good…I just need an idea for the apology part
shnitzyMemberI have to say teacup. it’s vital for…err…us…
see, I sort of cracked her favorite one this morning..and I’m apologizing in my poem…
shnitzyMemberAhem…take that in every sense of the phrase..
And, OURTorah…just think before you speak, alright? it’s a good lesson for life xD
shnitzyMemberTOO MUCH TROUBLE???
(ahem)
I mean…I hear.(thanks for the prompt dude)
Sooo, perhaps when you are..err, struck by inspiration…as it would, of course, make your masterpiece So much more masterpieceful…
shnitzyMemberuuuuh, yo, not to trouble you or anything but ya mind connecting it??
and, thank you! I appreciate it.
shnitzyMemberOh no!!! Now what do I do???
shnitzyMemberAh, well, friendly warning about the y kind….
you bite it…it BITES BACK!!!!
shnitzyMemberha! I hadn’t realized just how much of a riot that night was!!
Not embarrassing AT ALL that that’s linked to my username forever….
Good thing most people don’t just randomly click on usernames.
Hey, 73, you know, I’ve really been behaving myself tonight…
Ya think you can dump in a fluffy poodle in there somewhere??
shnitzyMemberWhat? I don’t even remember that!
Wasn’t that argument linked to my username once upon a time..? I don’t think it still is though…sorry folks…no entertainment!!
shnitzyMemberSHARP OLD BUDDY!! I trust you’ve been turning the Cr sufficiently upside down without me!?!
shnitzyMemberYeah, well…I’m not gonna take it back…cuz it might just still suit you…beneath that proper punctuation facade..
shnitzyMemberI didn’t say “you’re A big rioutous nightmare”
but, I can if you’d like…it’s not like that’s an insult or anything.
73, YOU’RE A RIOTOUS NIGHTMARE, I JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD NO. whatever.
Well, I gotta say, I’m definitely seeing a new side of you…the friendly, I would never overstepped the privacy of soneones post, unbolded, one sentence comments with PROPER COMMAS AND PERIODS AND EVERYTHING! wow.
just wow.
shnitzyMemberHey! You could have just insulted a farmer big time!!
What’s shnitzy?
shnitzyMemberPfffft…must be a new hobby of yours cuz I ain’t seen none of that.
So…did you miss me ole fellow? Your big riotous nightmare!!!
shnitzyMember*pout*
shnitzyMember73, so rarely do I actually get a comment from you that isn’t written in my own spotlight…I gotta savor this!!!
shnitzyMemberPeanut butter aaaaaaaaaand (wait for it folks) jelly!
~I sprinkled a bit of sugar on top..does that count?
shnitzyMemberWow. Hard to believe they still keep monkeys these days…And I thought my contest spelled doom for the breed…
shnitzyMemberHmmm…I wonder if I still have my old subtitle…
And if anyone remembers the night I received it…
*shnitzy muses*
shnitzyMemberWelcome to the club yo!
shnitzyMemberI second that, sharp 🙂 🙂
Not fair, you stole my answer!!!!
Also those awesomely delicious coconut balls we buy every single year,(with total memory loss). They MAKE my Pesach. I forgot what they’re called…oh yeah…macarooooooons.
And even BETTER (and soggier)…LADYFINGERS!
I can’t believe they’re not Chometz!
shnitzyMemberNebach
shnitzyMemberHmmm. Alright, thanks! Will definitely look into them…:)
shnitzyMemberWhat?! Again?! I only cleaned off your face two minutes ago!! 😡
shnitzyMemberAhem ahem
need seminary help, I am here to offer my unassistance. *bow*
shnitzyMemberoh brother
shnitzyMemberGetting there…
Keep on blasting em, it adds to your attitudie rep…
shnitzyMember18. Is it hard? could be
19. Is it Shnitzel? Seriously?! No
20. Is it kishke? Nope
beep beep beep beep
Guess away my friends *smirkety smirkety smirk*
shnitzyMemberYes! There’s hope for you yet.
shnitzyMemberOAG?
shnitzyMemberSee, I know it’s a key cuz when I stepped directly in front of the door, a huge cage shot out of the floor surrounding me from all sides. Then, from above dropped a giant flaming monkey. He stretched out his hand and growled “The key. now”. I prevailed upon him the circumstances of my dire quest, but alas, he had no mercy. I was finally rid of him only after spilling my entire mug of coffee over his hairy head. He sizzled and dissapeared. Then, a tiny ant came to my aid unbinding the cage and sending it back into the depths of the earth. I figured I can always find someone to forge me a copy of the key and quickly removed a spare can of playdough from an early adventure with my son this morning. But when I looked to make a soft impression of the keyhole, it was nowhere to be found! So now I am without a key or a keyhole. I learned that I can get rid of monsters with coffee.
But I still don’t have my brain!
Any fresh ideas??
shnitzyMemberHey move over, someone just spilled something on my seat.
shnitzyMemberThat’s nice. I wasn’t offering my services, just wondering. 😛
shnitzyMemberYah, but when you put it all together, it sounds really evil-bunnyish. Try it! 😉
shnitzyMemberCheck out “Is Popa Cynical” and figure it out. (shnitzys posts are quite helpful;))
shnitzyMemberNaw, it was a cat.
We’re a ways back havin our kumzitz meetin…
shnitzyMemberBrooklyn
shnitzyMemberdrink coffee
shnitzyMemberIt’s been improved since Potters time. For some reason, they have this irrational fear that someone will break in looking for a brain…
Maybe they got that from a prophecy or some`in, I dunno
shnitzyMemberTip for life: Always make an evil laugh in CAPS. It looks a trifle pathetic otherwise…
BWAHAHAHATEEHEEEHEEEHOOOOHAAAAAAHAAAHOOOHEEWAAAAAAHAAAHAHABWAHAA!!!!!!!!!!
shnitzyMemberWhatever
shnitzyMember(lightbulb) I know! I’ll pour coffee over the rest of it, then no one will know the dif-Oh no! Here comes the wife. Help!!!
shnitzyMemberGooood lord! It’s cold down there.
Awright, gimme the guitar yo
shnitzyMemberYOU DID WHAT?!
shnitzyMember.gd R&D hfdsgbhingffthhvffg(bangbang)ngfyjbvdthbbcdf!!
(banggggg) hhngfryhhvddghhgv DFHNBCDRYHHBFFGHHHBGFF!!!!!!!
shnitzyMemberMake sure he takes your dog for a sTROLL every so often.
shnitzyMemberThere you are!! Oh thank you, Hakadosh Baruch Hu! We made it!
All right, I’m going under. Sharp, remember to open the hatch!!
shnitzyMemberThat was the coffee!
shnitzyMemberOH NO!! THE GATES ARE CLOSING! HURRY SHARP!!
shnitzyMemberYeah, as soon as I escape from your suitcase and crawl through the exit hatch into passenger seating…
Att all: You can now be very jealous cuz you don’t know what we’ll be singin…
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