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  • in reply to: Kosher shaver? Phillips One Blade #1752340
    shekerhachein
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    I emailed this question to the Star-K and received the following reply:

    “Hello,
    Some time ago Rabbi Heinemann checked a OneBlade shaver and concluded that it was not razor sharp, and therefore paskened that it could be used by someone who shaves. However, he recently checked another One Blade, and felt that this one was razor sharp. Possibly, there is some variation in the OneBlades. Due to these contradictory results, Rabbi Heinemann has said that each OneBlade needs to be tested individually to determine whether it is razor sharp. As testing a OneBlade will render it unusable, there is no practical way to test each OneBlade.
    Even if we could determine that a OneBlade is razor sharp, that does not necessarily mean that it is forbidden. Rabbi Heinemann has said that a razor sharp blade is forbidden only if it cuts close to the skin. If the blade leaves hair long enough that the stubble can be felt when moving one’s hand over the surface of the skin in the direction of the grain of the hair, it is muttar to use. It is not sufficient that the stubble can be felt when moving one’s hand against the grain of the hair. Tests with the OneBlade regarding whether stubble can be felt when moving one’s hand in the direction of the grain of the hair were inconclusive.
    Therefore, Rabbi Heinemann paskens that it is inconclusive whether the OneBlade shaver is permitted or not. As a result of this uncertainty, the OneBlade shaver should not be used.”

    in reply to: Jokes #1201600
    shekerhachein
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    A US Navy cruiser anchors off Mississippi for a week’s shore leave. The first evening, the ship’s Captain received the following note from the wife of a wealthy plantation owner:

    “Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Melinda’s Debutante Ball. I would like you to send four well-mannered, handsome, unmarried officers in their formal dress uniforms to attend the dance. They should arrive promptly at 8:00 PM prepared for an evening of polite Southern conversation. They should be excellent dancers, as they will be the escorts of lovely refined young ladies. One last point: No Jews please.”

    Sending a written message by his own yeoman, the captain replied:

    Madam, thank you for your invitation. In order to present the widest possible knowledge base for polite conversation, I am sending four of my best and most prized officers.

    One is a lieutenant commander, and a graduate of Annapolis with an additional Masters degree from MIT in fluid technologies and ship design.

    The second is a Lieutenant, one of our helicopter pilots, and a graduate of Northwestern University in Chicago, with a BS in Aeronautical Engineering. His Masters Degree and PhD are in Aeronautical and Mechanical Engineering from Texas Tech University and he is also an astronaut candidate.

    The third officer is also a lieutenant, with degrees in both computer systems and information technology from SMU and he is awaiting notification on his Doctoral Dissertation from Cal Tech.

    At precisely 8:00 PM on Thursday, Melinda’s mother heard a polite rap at the door which she opened to find, in full dress uniform, four handsome, smiling Black officers. Her mouth fell open, but pulling herself together, she stammered, “There must be some mistake.”

    “No, Madam,” said the first officer. “Captain Goldberg never makes mistakes.”

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