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screwdriverdelightParticipant
The Queen, I like your poetry
But I can see
that you either have rhyming flaws
Or you don’t know limerick laws
(Just like me)
screwdriverdelightParticipantWelcome back Goq
screwdriverdelightParticipantGreat. I’m almost started.
screwdriverdelightParticipantLike many political articles and Rebyidd23’s posts, I’m unsure if this thread is serious.
screwdriverdelightParticipantI know Clinton more than 40 years and respect her intelligence.
Fidel Castro is considered very smart. Too bad he’s busy dictating Cuba instead of USA.
screwdriverdelightParticipantOh. 46% of Republicans hate Mexicans that much?
screwdriverdelightParticipantMazel tov to all of us for all these wonderful simchas!!!!! Kein Yirbu (or to be grammatically correct, kein tirbenna)!
You’re talking to all of us or to the simchos?
screwdriverdelightParticipantI’m happy to announce that I reached out to my acquaintance after Purim’s conclusion, trying to return him to the proper path, and he informed me that in fact, the whole episode had a most relieving ending.
His wife had made an elaborate ????? ???? with a hand theme, since Purim was on Thursday which is the fifth day of the week, and a hand has five fingers. The thing is, she had been planning on including “hand”les on the basket, but forgot to pick them up from the store, which was closed on Purim, so it was missing one reference to the theme, and besides, everything in the basket already had the same b’racha, so the whole thing was ruined.
My acquaintance, sweet thing that he is, told her to put in a bottle of wine with a rhyme that read, “You may drink wine, although it’s not a demand/Drunks get out of hand“. So the mishloach manos was not only salvaged, it even had a poem in it.
In gratitude to him, and perhaps in order not to contradict her own poetic message, she allowed him to drink, so long as it didn’t get too out of hand. He made a mistake and overdrank, being mikayyeim the mitzvah, without making her too upset.
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screwdriverdelightParticipantOh, how the mighty have fallen, that even DaasYochid has fell prey to the bait of the reform! If someone is maikel in one area, that’s an excuse to be maikel in another??!! The nisyonos are ever-increasing and people cheat and block driveways dishonestly so often OI HASHEM WE NEED THE GEULA!! ITS PURIM JUST AS WE WERE ZOICHE TO THE GEULA THEN SO TOO NOW!!!
screwdriverdelightParticipantOr a mere tendency for accuracy.
March 13, 2016 1:52 am at 1:52 am in reply to: Some important Halachos of Tefillah and pronunciation #1145720screwdriverdelightParticipantThere are people who think they are doing a Mitzvah by saying the first 2 words of Yaaleh Vyavo aloud or Vsen Tal Umatar…One is not supposed to do this and in fact it disturbs the one doing it as well as other peoples Shemonah Esrei. Please avoid doing it as it is against Halacha.
I believe the maharshal says not to announce yaaleh v’yavo before sh’moneh esrei of ma’ariv, and instead the gabbai should say it aloud during s”e.
screwdriverdelightParticipantProve it.
screwdriverdelightParticipantDY, what changed between http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/new-meters-in-cedarhurst#post-604121
and
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/new-meters-in-cedarhurst#post-604129
?
CA, can you cover the camera with a bag?
screwdriverdelightParticipantYour yeshiva’s computer? They let you use it?
March 11, 2016 3:19 am at 3:19 am in reply to: If Trump becomes president, I'm moving to Canada… #1190579screwdriverdelightParticipantomg, squeak, you just left my good books, never to come back.
March 11, 2016 2:26 am at 2:26 am in reply to: If Trump becomes president, I'm moving to Canada… #1190577screwdriverdelightParticipantBursts our eardrums every time she wants to add emphasis during an address.
I mean, please. At least write the parallel by Trump.
March 11, 2016 2:25 am at 2:25 am in reply to: If Trump becomes president, I'm moving to Canada… #1190576screwdriverdelightParticipantWhat you said Hillary would do to Israel is applicable by Trump as well.
screwdriverdelightParticipantOP: I think you left a “w” out of your username.
March 10, 2016 11:21 pm at 11:21 pm in reply to: Public Service Announcement: The CR is not a reliable source #1141779screwdriverdelightParticipantThis thread, in particular, is very unreliable.
screwdriverdelightParticipantThe people who stare at you when you bake matzos.
screwdriverdelightParticipantI know you, and that’s precisely why I’m not wishing you a happy birthday.
screwdriverdelightParticipantThe characters can be counted easily if you have word; just copy and paste on to word, and check the word count.
post on the used-to-be-funny thread: 65,524 characters, counting spaces
Joseph’s first post: 58,980 characters, counting spaces
Joseph’s second post: 32,934 characters, counting spaces
screwdriverdelightParticipantscrewdriverdelightParticipantWhat’s the dashboard page?
screwdriverdelightParticipantThank you, DY, for the correction.
The largest recorded amount of threads started by one poster, using one username, is 536.
(LF, I had had in mind Rebyidd23.)
screwdriverdelightParticipantposter given the most subtitles within 24 hours:
newbee
screwdriverdelightParticipant20. Jerks who profess lofty concepts, such as “rebuke” and “doing what’s right” as a way to excuse themselves when acting inappropriately, like calling people names and the like.
screwdriverdelightParticipant19. Jerks who can’t admit when they’re wrong and not only go on defending themselves, but have to make it sound like the one who rebuked them is all wrong.
screwdriverdelightParticipant18. Jerks who assume that some people spend their lifetime in the CR and get upset if they’re ignorant about a certain post or posts.
screwdriverdelightParticipant17. Jerks who don’t read all the posts in a thread, and then come with tainos on posters.
screwdriverdelightParticipant16. Jerks who maliciously write misleading thread titles, such as this one, which sounds like the will list different types of jerks, but in reality lists only one type, and fifteen examples of that type.
screwdriverdelightParticipantDoes Trump post here, then?
screwdriverdelightParticipantSorry, Joseph.
Edited version:
Most amount of threads started by one poster using one username:
303
screwdriverdelightParticipantAnd where, pray tell, are you on this thread??
LF said “those days”, not “this thread”.
screwdriverdelightParticipantWere you thinking of marrying an onion?
screwdriverdelightParticipantI nominate parsley for president next year.
screwdriverdelightParticipantbump
screwdriverdelightParticipantI did.
screwdriverdelightParticipantWhat will that do? Once it’s approved, the earlier post will show up first.
screwdriverdelightParticipantI get what you’re saying, Mod29, I think…basically there was a guy Phil who never posted in the CR, then someone else who did post had their username changed to Phil, and clicking on Phil gets you to the wrong profile. Interesting.
It’s complicated, though, because some changed usernames will link to their original profile. Does that mean they belong both on this page and the linked usernames page?
screwdriverdelightParticipantWouldn’t that mean that the present posters have the changed name, and not the owners of the profiles you linked?
Huh?
screwdriverdelightParticipantand why a bullfrog is like a potato chip.
Both taste better when salted.
screwdriverdelightParticipantscrewdriverdelightParticipantRabbi Chafetz Chaim had special genes.
February 25, 2016 7:37 pm at 7:37 pm in reply to: If Bernie Sanders is Jewish, I'm a Christmas Tree #1139633screwdriverdelightParticipantubiquitin, I actually raised the issue because I couldn’t figure out [at first] what you meant.
Incidentally why do people get a kick out of these obviously silly outlandish statements most holocaust victims werent Jewish, “Much of India, Spain, Africa, the US, all of Europe” are probably Jewish (ALL of Europe? Really?)
I wasn’t sure if the absent punctuation marks were: a comma after the word “statements”, quotation marks before “most” and after “Jewish,” or if there was supposed to be a period after “statements” and “Jewish”.
February 25, 2016 3:47 am at 3:47 am in reply to: Should Yeshiva's (all of them) say Mishberach for Israel soldiers on Shabbos? #1139755screwdriverdelightParticipantIf you ask our Tahara brethren, their response will probably depend on which of the two–soldiers or Lomdei Torah–results in more deaths, which is what Joseph and <enter the other poster’s name here; I’m too lazy to scroll up and check it> are debating.
February 25, 2016 3:42 am at 3:42 am in reply to: If Bernie Sanders is Jewish, I'm a Christmas Tree #1139593screwdriverdelightParticipantI’m disappointed in your last post–you just decided to join CR tradition and cruelly mutilate our language?”
I’m disappointed
That should be straightforward enough.
in your last post
a reference to http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/if-bernie-sanders-is-jewish-im-a-christmas-tree#post-601740, with focus on this paragraph Incidentally why do people get a kick out of these obviously silly outlandish statements most holocaust victims werent Jewish, “Much of India, Spain, Africa, the US, all of Europe” are probably Jewish (ALL of Europe? Really?).
you just decided to join CR tradition
CR stands for Coffee Room. Many posters–probably most–do their utmost to torture English.
and cruelly mutilate our language
as you did in that paragraph.
?
Punctuation mark used to indicate the end of a question, being as the sentence was written inquisitively and with a touch of surprise, given that your posts usually adhere to the laws of English.
February 25, 2016 2:12 am at 2:12 am in reply to: If Bernie Sanders is Jewish, I'm a Christmas Tree #1139591screwdriverdelightParticipantI said, “I’m disappointed in your last post–you just decided to join CR tradition and cruelly mutilate our language?”
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