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Two bottles of real Szarkonosvary barackpalinka (available at your local boltba under the name Hercules Clobber) to whoever can correct the errors in this document which was sent to me by the official historiographer of the noble city of Szarkonosvary:
Next Chol Hamoed concert:
Rabbi Yehuda Levin joins Lipa and Bello the Clown for an amazing evening of kosher entertainment at Madison Square Garden. MC: Yisroel Dovid Weiss
And I’m off, so Saygec Arosz, Bacsi
smile66 – I have had the same experience but in Spanish. A clearly intoxicated or drugged man in Manhattan told his friend upon seeing me – Que judio cabron – which would be – oy a yid a mamzer.
I turned around and said, Si, pero un cabron que habla Espanol – yes, but a mamzer who speaks Spanish.
He was too far gone to even hear what I said :).
I once had a problem with ElAl in CDG Airport in Paris, and as I knew I would get nowhere, just to give them a hard time I refused to speak French and made their local “customer service” personnel speak English to me. Suffice it to say that I translated everything they said behind my back when I sent ElAl a (useless) complaint letter.
While I don’t think it should be done in a tryfe university setting, it is very important to learn at least one major foreign language (of course Ingarisch is the real mameloshen and therefore not foreign, or as Michoel Schnitzler – (Snicler Miklos bacsi) – once said, when I got off the plane in Beedapesht I called my mother and told her it was a mokoim koidesh because everyone was speaking Hungarian!)
?????? ????? was the battle cry of a segement of a certain strife ridden community. I believe that now that the 2 factions are now established in their own Mosods & Kehilos that term belongs in oblivion,
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While the cry of ?????? ????? is outdated, sadly, the machloikes continues as it has morphed into taking sides in a much more fierce machloikes that has superseded the original one.
LOL yes I was having some fun. Saygec Arosz is shygetz arois – and I am about as Hungarian as a bottle of Stolichnaya.
But looks like my prank semi-backfired – so what I said is that a shygetz is a bad man?!?!?!
Writing to you from my new beis medrash (besz medras) here on Nagyszar Utca in Beedapesht, I remain…
Now for some really interesting stuff:
the word medve is very similar to the Russian medved and clearly has Slavic roots.
and the Russian word for cabbage is kapusta as well
Saygec Arosz – kind of the kanoi equivalent of We Want Moshiach Now and too holy to be written in anything but Ingarisch
Nagy Szar – well, this is something you might say when speaking respectfully of Obama, because the real words you would use to describe him are not acceptable here in any language.