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  • in reply to: SHNITZY ATTACK!! #1702721
    Sam Klein
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    Welcome home with a cup of coffee . did you at least bring a price of Shnitzel chicken with you?

    in reply to: Why does Rashi classify a fly as having four legs #1700516
    Sam Klein
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    Cause a fly’s 6 legs are not ALL open always all the time. Only when the fly desires all 6 legs do they spread open from 4 to 6 otherwise it continues on 4 legs

    in reply to: How to become a Gadol (not the bar mitzva kind)? #1698940
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    Anon

    I said YOU a person looking to become a future Gadol Hador. Should go straight to Hashem for help and not any middleman rather it’s a gadol or Rebbe or your local guides you turn to for life advice.

    Problem difference with rebbes that doesn’t apply to Gedolim is that some chassidim push it too far and treat their Rebbe like a g-d. We won’t mention which kinds of chassidusis you can think about it and maybe you can figure it out on your own

    in reply to: Humor me #1698912
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    People say that drinking milk makes you stronger.

    Drink 5 glasses of milk and tried moving a wall.
    Can’t!

    Now drink 5 glasses of wine.
    Wall moves all by itself!!!

    in reply to: Lakewood’s economy revolves on local construction #1698883
    Sam Klein
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    The construction going on in Lakewood has destroyed the beautiful town and quality of life that used to be in Lakewood this making it a big DESTRUCTION of the town in many ways (from the traffic to the crazy driving and ruined quality of life etc….) AND changed Lakewood into the new city of Brooklyn NJ

    a Lakewood resident for many decades and watched the destruction of yiddishkeit and beautiful town life get ruined and still watching it get worse.

    People would move to Lakewood to devote their lives to Torah and raise a Torah family. That’s all ruined sadly with the fanciest restaurants and exquisite clothing stores that don’t belong in a Torah community devoted to Hashem and Torah.

    If you want to devote your life to Torah and raise a Torah family then you should move to the new Torah community of today in Cleveland Ohio. A town of Simplicity and devotion to Torah with Telz Yeshiva also there and many Kollel etc….

    in reply to: How to become a Gadol (not the bar mitzva kind)? #1698906
    Sam Klein
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    Remove yourself COMPLETELY from all physical pleasures and desires and devote yourself to Hashem and Torah.

    Build for yourself a life COMPLETELY %100 in bitachon and Emunah depending on Hashem alone. Not on rebbes, segulas and doctors etc…. They are the middlemen Gedolim go Directly to Hashem for help

    Hatzlacha Rabba

    in reply to: Captain Bump, who are you and why? #1694974
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    He’s just trying to make more go live and the coffee room more lively with more topics to talk about. But I think it’s stupid

    in reply to: Practical Life Advice You Can Share #1694692
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    Practical financial advice to prevent yourself from going into dept.

    “GET WHAT YOU NEED NOT WHAT YOU WANT”

    in reply to: Humor me #1692506
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    I’m not always late for work at my job in the coffee room

    But when I am late, I make up for it by leaving early

    in reply to: Your Favorite Speakers #1692504
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    Naturei karta speaking in Iran
    Then
    WOW speaking at the Kosel lol

    in reply to: Danger in America anyone else considering moving?!?! #1692158
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    Coffee addict

    The Gedolim from the days of pre-war Germany did not say to move to Eretz Yisroel, they said to leave Nazi Germany and other territories of Europe. But I cant recall which Gedolim said it.

    In regards to today’s anti-Semitism worldwide. Your best bet is to make aliya to Eretz Yisroel and before it’s too late. Don’t say you weren’t warned to get yourself removed from this dangerous time and location of anti-Semitism building up and getting worse R”L

    Nothing just happens by coincidence. Time to open up our eyes and see the message from Hashem to move to Eretz Yisroel

    in reply to: Danger in America anyone else considering moving?!?! #1691954
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    Nefesh b’nefesh helps you setup a parnassa with also all government programs and finding a home etc…

    Joseph
    Hashem is closer to his loving children in Eretz Yisroel and gives them stronger protection then in USA or any other country in the world.

    I’m not a Zionist but I don’t want to see my loving brethren suffering C”V when it could’ve all been avoided if they had moved away from the USA before the anti-Semitism C”V gets out of control

    I’m even afraid to ask. Who do you think is the Hitler Y”S ofvtodays generation. I.e. who has the biggest hatred to destroy Jews today C”V? Iran leader? Abbas? Or Hamas leader etc…..

    in reply to: Danger in America anyone else considering moving?!?! #1691888
    Sam Klein
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    Time to make aliyah

    Don’t wait until it’s too late like they did in pre war Nazi days. Many Gedolim said to leave but most-sadly-did not listen and lost their precious life and their family R”L

    go to Hashem in Eretz Yisroel. Hashem is waiting for you there

    in reply to: Humor me #1690775
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    Dear Algebra

    Please stop asking us to find your X
    She’s never coming back and don’t ask Y

    in reply to: Which internet filter do you use? #1689168
    Sam Klein
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    No filter.

    Let yourself be a filter and ONLY USE THE WEB FOR YOUR REAL NEEDS like your email, buying something online etc… and a little news (your family comes before reading news or coffeeroom)

    in reply to: Humor me #1688572
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    When the phone was tied to a wire-
    Humans were free….

    in reply to: Is YWN orthdox press? #1688319
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    Depends who YOU are and what your values are.
    When you compare YWN to other Jewish media some will say they are more frum but to other levels of frum or not so frum yidden they will not consider YWN so frum media cause they are more used to hanging out at more Yiddish news websites. Although on a separate note chassidim with their values should not be online at all for any reason. So if they are online then they should not have any taanis on YWN news and the way they report news if it has to do with chassidus

    While modern yidden and going up to frummer YWN news might say that they are more frum then others they are used to reading

    No news is good news.
    Fact: news is ALWAYS bad cause who cares about this stranger winning the lottery or making his flight on time by a miracle?

    in reply to: Humor me #1688093
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    There’s a STRANGE VOICE in my head saying: vacuum the floor, clean the dishes….

    Luckily, my mom always told me never to listen to strangers…

    in reply to: Humor me #1687647
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    Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

    in reply to: Is Trump the GOAT(Greatest of All Time) #1687329
    Sam Klein
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    HASHEM is the GOAT and the KING of kings ruler of the USA . Donald trump is literally a agent of Hashem as a messenger chosen to run the USA.

    May we all wake ourselves up to reality and start realizing and seeing Hashem run the entire world. Every situation and step is run by Hashem. Hakol biyedei shomayim chutz miyiras shomayim…..

    in reply to: What is the problem with the internet (rhetorical) #1686360
    Sam Klein
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    Too much tumah. Even if you get a filter

    in reply to: Humor me #1684689
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    The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed.

    in reply to: advanced technology? #1684622
    Sam Klein
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    Let this be a reminder and lesson that Hashem has YOU watched and recorded 24-7 and YOU will watch a recorded video of your ENTIRE LIFE every move you made and every act you did and have to give justice for the decisions you YOURSELF made in your life with the gift of Free-will that Hashem has blessed you with.

    Don’t say that you were not warned

    in reply to: USA ANTISEMITISM #1684166
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    Joseph

    It’s time for us wake up and accept Hashems wake up call for all of us to do international teshuva. As one loving nation teshuva and beg Hashem to stop the hatred. Nothing just happens by coincidence. Every situation has a direct message from Hashem.

    May we all finally wake ourselves up and smell the coffee and face reality.

    in reply to: Humor me #1683989
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    Now that Israel sent a rocket to the moon and placed its flag there Satmar banned kiddish levanah.

    😄😄😄😄

    in reply to: Humor me #1683909
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    If the woman is always right and a man is always wrong,
    Then if a man tells a woman she’s right,

    Is the man right or wrong?

    in reply to: Humor me #1683681
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    Sign on the highway:

    If you want to Hashem, stop, find a peaceful spot and talk to him. If you want to see Hashem, text while you drive

    in reply to: Humor me #1682943
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    Trump is waiting for Bernie Sanders to raise $8 billion dollars then he’ll use an executive action to confiscate the money and build the boarder wall lol

    in reply to: Humor me #1681950
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    If you call me from a private number, I will respect your privacy and not answer

    in reply to: Humor me #1681699
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    “Nothing is built in America these days. I just bought a TV and it said BUILT IN ANTENNA”

    I don’t even know where that is lol

    in reply to: Shul Membership Drives #1678183
    Sam Klein
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    Lower prices in the shuls Simcha Hall downstairs if they have one. Versus the prices of using the halls if you are not a member

    Sam Klein
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    How do we switch the coffee room into a warmer classy cappuccino room?

    in reply to: Trump and the beis hamikdash 🎺🥙🍲 #1675695
    Sam Klein
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    Donald trump is a direct shliach from Hashem to run the USA but really Hashem is running the USA and the entire world.

    Stop depending on humans from leaders to rebbes to segulah etc…. And go directly to Hashem for help. Only Hashem can help you and solve your problems. For one that seeks Hashem lacks nothing….. (tehillim 34.11)

    in reply to: Why do we have Rosh Chodesh? Where does it come from? #1674442
    Sam Klein
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    It comes straight from the Torah in parshas Bo and was the first mitzva given to klal Yisroel by Hashem while they were still in Egypt

    in reply to: the demise of a normal sleeping schedule⚰️🛌🗓️ #1673283
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    Dy

    Why don’t we sit down on the floor and say tikkun chatzos on behalf of the destruction of the bais Hamikdosh and in a zchus for it to be rebuilt. In the East coast people are now approximately finishing saying it since chatzos while in the Midwest they are now starting to say it. Its never too late until morning and you don’t need to be a Gadol Hador to say it.

    Nosei b’ol (feeling the pain of our brothers) is a very important thing to show Hashem before Mashiach can come. We need to show Hashem our love and feeling for one another.

    in reply to: Thanks in Advance #1673280
    Sam Klein
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    Cause their hoping the people reading it will feel good that even if they try to help them and are unsuccessful they are still thankful to them for trying.

    The messagd of writing TIA is to please try to help me any advice or tip on what the person needs help will be appreciated even if it doesn’t solve my issue so I want to thank you before to let you know that I appreciate your help even for just trying and even if it didn’t end up solving my problem.

    Versus if people would not write it lots of people reading the help letter would say it sounds arrogant and the person won’t appreciate it so there’s no use in spending time helping him with tips of advice or information on his issue he needs help with.

    From a psychologist

    Don’t forget to Thank Hashem also whenever you get help. We are all just agents sent directly from Hashem to help others but all the help is really actually coming directly from Hashem

    in reply to: the demise of a normal sleeping schedule⚰️🛌🗓️ #1673196
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    DY

    Hashem is not waiting for each person’s personal teshuva for their sins, that’s set aside daily in our davening and a special day made just for teshuva called yom Kippur.

    HASHEM IS WAITING for klal Yisroel teshuva as a nation-not each person separately-of bein Adam l’chaveiro and achdus-unity-how can we expect mashiach to come when the sinas chinam (baseless hatred) today is worse then the days of the second bais Hamikdosh that was destroyed because of it?

    We need to return to Hashem as one loving nation together on all levels-from frum to Frei to chassidish etc…-and do teshuva as a loving nation together. Yom Kippur is a day for personal repentance of sins. Now Hashem is waiting for public teshuva not personal.

    May we all wake up soon to teshuva ASAP

    in reply to: the demise of a normal sleeping schedule⚰️🛌🗓️ #1673108
    Sam Klein
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    DY then follow my lead I just finished a full fast day on behalf of klal Yisroel and will be doing it again tomorrow for all the horrific tragedies that klal Yisroel is being hit with cause we sadly remain living in denial and have still not woken up to start doing international teshuva as a loving nation together.

    So join me in a taanis tomorrow to show Hashem how much we feel our brothers suffering they are going through
    Every day I fast goes until 72 minutes after sunset (longer then a public fast day) not 45 or 50 minutes after sunset

    Let us show Hashem how much we are begging for mashiach

    in reply to: the demise of a normal sleeping schedule⚰️🛌🗓️ #1672702
    Sam Klein
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    Sleeping or drinking your morning coffee is not what gives you your strength for the day. Your strength comes directly from Hashem and its your corrupt human psychological mind that convinces you that since you had your coffee/sleep you feel stronger. Sure we all need to sleep and eat but No one can give you strength besides Hashem. We say every day Boruch hanosein…. Blessed is Hashem that gives us strength…. It all comes directly from Hashem

    Sure We all need to do our part in everything in life. But nobody can heal us besides Hashem not the doctor or the medicine etc….

    Stop depending on humans from rebbes to segulah etc… And go directly to Hashem from your heart. Hashem is waiting to help YOU but he first needs to hear you call out to him.
    Hashem loves his special children klal Yisroel and is waiting to return to us with his bais Hamikdosh but we first need to all yearn for it and so teshuva together as a loving nation so we can be deserving of hashems holy shchina.

    May we all do teshuva ASAP

    in reply to: Is it healthy for yehiva bochurim to learn from a artscroll? #1672668
    Sam Klein
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    Unhealthy
    As they will be fooled by themselves thinking that they know the Gemara and remember it when in truth they only know it for 1 time from reading it out of the artscroll Gemara.

    Save yourself from fooling yourself and learn from out of a real Gemara

    in reply to: Yated, Hamodia, Jewish Press? What Is Your Choice? #1671345
    Sam Klein
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    I get the hamodia but don’t read it cause I already read the news ONLINE all week long. I just get it for my family.

    While between Yated and Hamodia I would choose Yated first cause it all comes in one folding and read together while the Hamodia comes with separate sections of local news and international news etc… And can therefore get lost and all mixed up papers lying around

    But the best thing for you would be “no news is good news”

    Fact about news is that NEWS IS ALWAYS BAD cause no one cares about some stranger who won the lottery or someone who took a strange vacation etc….

    in reply to: Should schools have midwinter break #1669111
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    They already had a long time on Chanukah vacation break just a few weeks ago and in the winter months they don’t need another long break off from school to take vacations or hang the streets etc….

    in reply to: Is it safe to invest in an up and coming Jewish community? #1669110
    Sam Klein
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    The only city that is safe to invest in real estate is yerushalyim it’s an eternal investment that can’t go bad and you will already have a home paid up for when mashiach comes. Start thinking about it and make the investment.

    in reply to: Lamud vov tzaddikim #1666501
    Sam Klein
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    36 of them IN EACH GENERATION

    That’s what you left out.

    in reply to: Freezer Joke #1665706
    Sam Klein
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    One man told his friend. “My wife needs new glasses , she still doesn’t see things the way I see it”

    in reply to: Freezer-Burnt: Most boys unprepared for dating or married life. #1665076
    Sam Klein
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    Have fun waiting an extra month this year on a leap year until the freezer opens up on 15 Adar 1 instead of 15 shevat

    in reply to: Will Israel be the korbon of Trump’s desperation. #1664213
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    Hashem runs the world and Hashem runs the USA

    NO the country is not shut down. It is being run in full operation by Hashem-the king of kings- directly and currently this is the correct way Hashem wants the USA to run (with Donald trump as president and the white house on pause)

    Vote for HASHEM for 2020 president to run the USA and.the world by putting your trust in Hashem alone and NO one else (not trump or any segulah or Rebbes etc….) turn directly to Hashem when you need any help from health issues to livlihood or any other issues for that Matter. Hashem is Waiting to hear your call for help

    in reply to: Worst life hacks #1663194
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    Drinking alcohol

    Smoking cigarettes

    Gambling your hard earned money and losing it all in a split second

    Look at the gifts Hashem gives YOU in your life and you won’t need these bad hacks in your life to hurt yourself

    in reply to: Shidduch Crisis is not real! #1662723
    Sam Klein
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    We are put into this world to go through nisyonos (tests from Hashem) of faith. And every test a person passes brings him/her to another test and raises the person higher up and brings the person closer to Hashem. Our forefather Avraham went through 10 tests, one of them including killing his very own beloved son. One fact every person knows about this is “if a person couldn’t pass the test then Hashem wouldn’t put him into this test/situation so no One could ask Hashem why am I in this situation?

    WHEN A PERSON TAKES THIS ALL INTO CONSIDERATION THEN THIS ENTIRE SHIDDUCH SITUATION AND TEST IS ALL NOTHING AND THE PERSON KNOWS WHEN THE RIGHT TIME COMES, HASHEM WILL SEND HIS/HER ZIVUG TO THEM. AND THE PERSON IS ALWAYS HAPPY WITH NO WORRIES

    may we all come to this realization and put our trust in Hashem directly and then Hashem with me help all of us directly

    in reply to: Shidduch Crisis is not real! #1662647
    Sam Klein
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    If klal Yisroel would stop turning to human shadchanim and rebbes etc….. And instead turn straight to Hashem from their open hearts and show their faith and trust in Hashem then Hashem would send them their zivug at the right time and no one would be worried or stressed about being single.

    Make for yourself a daily learning Seder of sefer chovos Halevovos (duties of the heart) also printed in English and change your life to a worry-free life filled with ONLY happiness 24-7

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