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A recycled joke – I first heard it as a Nasser joke, then as a Yasser Arafat joke, then … Beforehand, it was probably a Hitler joke, and a Ahasueros joke.
Here goes.
Ahmedinajad goes to a soothsayer to have is sooth said. He asks, “When will I die?”
The soothsayer tells him, “You will die on a Jewish holiday?”
“Which Jewish holiday?” he asks.
“Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday.”
ronrsrMemberDear Mayan_Dvash,
it is a universal sentiment. There is an old yiddish proverb that says the same thing:
If a bride can’t dance, she blames the musicians.
ronrsrMemberwhat pathogens would you particularly be wary of, cantoresq?
ronrsrMemberaren’t the teenage years supposed to be about learning to control your impulses? No one expects the young to be perfect, but we do expect them to learn.
ronrsrMemberthank you for the play-by-play.
ronrsrMemberI agree with pookie. The World Series, in particular, is a once-a-year event, and it is even rarer that your team participates in it.
As impulses go, the impulse to root for your team is one of the better ones. If you discourage it, the interest will only grow stronger in the child.
I can remember in the 1960’s, we would sneak transistor radios with earplugs into public school and Hebrew school, and nothing would stop someone from doing that. We learned elaborate signaling to let each other know what was happening.
Baseball is a wonderful and wholesome release, and teaches you a lot about life, teamwork, and individualism, at the same time.
We are lucky to have many Jewish players who played the game admirably, and set a good example of sportsmanship for all. The first two names that come to mind, of course, are Hank Greenberg and Sandy Koufax who played the game better than almost everyone, who never denied their Jewish identities, and were never involved in a scandal.
Hank Greenberg, who played baseball in the 1930’s and 1940’s, and endured more abuse for his heritage than any player who played pro baseball until Jackie Robinson.
He came very close to breaking Babe Ruth’s home run record in 1938 (hitting 58 vs. Ruth’s longtime record of 60), and was arguably the best ballplayer around, at a time when Father Coughlin and Nazi propagandists were depicting Jews as physically substandard.
Greenberg’s comment to a friend, on the trolley, on the way home after the last game of the season, after just missing Ruth’s record: “58 home runs, that’s not such a bad year.”
He refused to play baseball on Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, though the Detroit Tigers were involved in a pennant race; The fans said, “Rosh Hashanah comes once a year, but the Tigers haven’t won a pennant since 1909!” He faced taunts of the worst sort, included having players stare at him and having coarse racial epithets thrown at him. Examples of these imprecations were: “Hey Mo!” (referring to Moses) and “Throw a pork chop–he can’t hit that!”. Particularly abusive were the St. Louis Cardinals during the 1934 World Series.
After his pro career ended in the late 1940’s, he returned to baseball as a coach and an owner, mentoring many black ballplayers, who faced discrimination similar to that he faced.
Greenberg was idolized by millions of Jewish boys of that era, and helped them find their self-esteem at a time when serious anti-jewish messages were being broadcast throughout American society.
As Jackie Robinson himself said, “”Class tells. It sticks out all over Mr. Greenberg.”
ronrsrMemberHow much do apartments go for there in Mexico?
ronrsrMemberand what about Chanukah, which some Jewish communities in the galut don’t observe, since they left Israel before Chanukah was officially a holiday?
ronrsrMemberThank you, Mez. Maven, for the clear explanation.
ronrsrMemberdoes that go for Independence Day and Bastille Day in France, too?
ronrsrMemberyes, that happens on Thankgsgiving, you eat too much turkey, and feel drowsy and start to yawn. Something about the L-Tryptophan it contains.
ronrsrMemberis there any halachic reason why divorce should be stigmatized? Doesn’t that put the people who have been divorced at a great disadvantage in finding a new mate and a better life? I always thought we weren’t supposed to stigmatize necessary divorces or divorcees.
ronrsrMemberMy wife is always laughing at me. Does that win me points?
She also always reminds me, “Happy wife, happy life.” That works. She makes it work.
Someone once suggested to me that in time of marital strife, get out the Ketubah, and read it, both of you.
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ronrsrMemberas Saint Ambrose said, “When in Rome, do as the Romans do.”
Though this didn’t apply to Jews, we have managed to pick up some of the better parts of all the societies we lived in, and tried to keep the worst parts out of our lives.
There is good and bad in American culture, and those of us who are discussing this have much to be thankful for. Similar to the Pilgrims, we came here with hopes of being able to practice our religion freely, and to be free from persecution. America has accomplished this as successfully as any other country. I know there are flaws, but this is purely a relative measure.
One of the things Americans do right is to stop one day per year, take the day off from work, gather with our families, eat a feast, and let EVERYONE reflect on just how fortunate we are to be here, to have our bellies full, and to have our families around us.
I agree that one day of gratitude is not enough, but that is beside the point. One day is infinitely better than no days.
ronrsrMember>>>>ever heard of any outrageous (gambling, ect.) Parties<<<<
Last Chanukah party I went to was rife with gambling, particularly that evil “draydel” game of chance.
ronrsrMemberis that good or bad?
ronrsrMemberAnd the Fourth of July (Independence Day), too, celebrates something worth celebrating. Veterans Day (originally Armistice Day), Memorial Day and perhaps Labor Day, too.
I can’t believe Halloween has become such a big holiday in America over the last 20 years. It is now the 2nd biggest spending holiday of all.
ronrsrMemberat least I was trying to make a serious point.
ronrsrMemberWe always celebrated Thanksgiving, in the traditional American manner, with a Turkey and the family gathered together.
It is not truly a Christian Holiday, but rather a Jewish Holiday (Succoth) that the Pilgrims were trying to celebrate. They got most of the themes correct.
It is about gratitude for the bounty we have been given. This seems like a very Jewish theme to me.
We need to be grateful that most employers in the country recognize and give the day off for this, the most Jewish of the secular American holidays, even though they got the dates wrong.
P.S. I do not feel the same way about Halloween or Valentine’s day.
ronrsrMemberThere are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
To you I’m an atheist; to G-d, I’m the Loyal Opposition.
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
More from Ashleigh Brilliant, playwright, cartoonist, and synopsizer of knowledge in 17 words or less:
My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure
If you don’t like my opinion of you, you can always improve
Please don’t lie to me, unless you’re absolutely sure I’ll never find out the truth
Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches
Strangely enough, this is the past that somebody in the future is longing to go back to
Unless you move, the place where you are is the place where you will always be
ronrsrMemberCholent, if it’s indeed a question of numbers, that should solve the problem.
ronrsrMemberI always thought they were copying ours. or other peoples. Succoth becomes Thanksgiving. Saturnalia and pagan winter festivals become Christmas. Who’s doing the copying here?
ronrsrMemberor eruvs being built around Brooklyn.
ronrsrMembercould lead to wearing of colored shirts, or a shidduch crisis.
ronrsrMemberyes, baseball imitates life, or is it the other way around?
ronrsrMemberThe computer thinks the CTRL key is being pressed.
first, try rebooting the computer, to make sure one of your keyboard tables hasn’t been altered accidentally.
If that doesn’t work, jiggle the CTRL key until it appears to be moving smoothly and freely. Turn the keyboard upside-down, and shake it. Then try jiggling again. There may be something, a crumb perhaps, jamming up the free movement of that key.
Usually one or the other will work. If the problem persists in Firefox, you may need a new keyboard, but that is relatively inexpensive.
ronrsrMemberBlack Hattitude – Yeshivish rap music group.
ronrsrMemberOomis, how did she check you out? Private Ayin? or other methods?
ronrsrMemberMany real estate brokers do work for fixed or hourly fees these days. You trade some of the risks for a potentially lower fee.
Google “fee for service real estate” to read more about this.
ronrsrMemberYou are so right, artchill. The olive rarely falls far from the martini. Spend lots of time with the family, and check out the interactions.
ronrsrMemberit could be the most misattributed quote in the history of the world.
It is actually a modern quote, but I have heard it attributed to the Torah, India, China, etc.
It dates back to the 1960s, when there were a number of very talented slogan makers, such as Ashleigh Brilliant, who condensed all knowledge to 17 words or less, pot-shots, – check out his website, ashleighbrilliant.com for more of his work. These were meant to be put on postcards, t-shirts, etc.
some of Brilliant’s best known slogans:
I MAY NOT BE TOTALLY PERFECT, BUT PARTS OF ME ARE EXCELLENT
APPRECIATE ME NOW, AND AVOID THE RUSH.
I FEEL MUCH BETTER, NOW THAT I’VE GIVEN UP HOPE
WE’VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH TOGETHER — AND MOST OF IT WAS YOUR FAULT
THE TIME FOR ACTION IS PAST, NOW IT’S TIME FOR SENSELESS BICKERING
My favorite variant:
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day, teach a man to be a fish and he’ll swim away.
ronrsrMemberMadness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
But besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. — Oscar Wilde
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do
the unnecessary
Don’t hate yourself in the morning — sleep ’till noon.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Why are our days numbered and not, say lettered.
“Time’s fun when you’re having flies.” — Kermit the Frog
When I want your opinion, I will give it to you.
October 21, 2009 11:36 pm at 11:36 pm in reply to: SPORTS TALK: ALCS Game – Yankees vs Angels #922259ronrsrMemberSandy Koufax!
ronrsrMemberI knew it was serious when I found myself under a huppah, smashing a glass with my right foot.
ronrsrMemberPray as if everything depended on Hashem; act as if everything depended on you.
ronrsrMembermarry in haste, repent at leisure.
ronrsrMemberwhat about the Pope, and the Cardinals who are in the habit of wearing a little red yarmulkes? What can we trade with them?
Many Messianic Christians where talit a part of their practices.
ronrsrMemberronrsrMemberIn addition to not showering and not cooking my food, I save energy by using only large denomination bills.
A $20 bill has 20 times the purchasing power of $1 bills, yet uses only the same amount of paper and energy to produce.
also:
Crush a Third World economic development movement: One of the most pressing threats facing our environment is rising incomes in Africa, Asia, and Latin America. A generation ago these eople were happily frolicking in the rain forest, foraging for organic foods amid the wonders of nature. Now, corrupted by wealth, they are demanding environmentally hazardous consumer goods like cars and air conditioning and malaria medicine. You can do your part to stop this dangerous consumer trend by supporting environmentally aware leaders like Robert Mugabe and Fidel Castro to foster an economy of sustainable low-impact ecolabor camps.
ronrsrMemberyes, children just starting out on this noxious habit are a different story. They should know better, and it is probably our duty to tell them so.
I know some people who have such a strong addiction, that even the powerful drugs they use to overcome smoking addiction today don’t help much. It’s not because they’re weak-willed, either, there is something that is physiologically different about them. I am grateful that I have never smoked, and I have been able to give up other bad habits with relative ease, but I realize, from experience, that it is not the same for some others.
ronrsrMember>>>Why is it wrong for an FBI agent to pose an Israeli in order to catch a gentile American who is willing to sell out American secrets for money?
Can someone explain it to me in rational terms?<<<
It is not wrong, it is excellent and necessary counterintelligence.
Israel is a prime candidate for “False-Flag” recruiting of agents, since they are perceived as a friendly country, and even beloved to most American Jews.
While most American scientists wouldn’t even consider working for Russia or Al-Qaeda, some might consider helping out Israel a bit. This opens them up to False-Flag recruiting by evil powers.
(e.g. of false-flag recruitment: Let’s say Al-Qaeda had an operative who was an Arab-Israeli, grew up in Israel, looked Israeli and spoke Hebrew perfectly. They used him to recruit an American defense scientist by convincing the scientist that he was working for the Israelis. Ok, he says, the Israelis are friendly, so I’ll hand over a few nuclear secrets to help them out. But, in fact, he is really handing over secrets to an evil enemy.)
ronrsrMemberI’ll drink to that.
ronrsrMemberIn America, at least, I believe that just about everyone who can give up smoking already has.
It’s my observation that some people can give it up relatively easily, while others have a real addiction problem, as severe as any drug addiction.
I think those who could give it up, have already given it up. The others, well, I think they may deserve our sympathy, help and prayers, rather than constant reminders that smoking is bad for them.
ronrsrMemberit happened before, and it can happen again. They’re right, sadly.
ronrsrMemberare we talking about a new actual case concerning the scientist at the Pentagon?
I can sum up the natural apprehension that the security establishment has regarding Jewish Scientists, in two words: Jonathan Pollard.
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ronrsrMemberis Aramaic holy?
ronrsrMemberBP = Boro Park?
ronrsrMemberI would always find myself looking at some of the clues to the person’s true character: how do they treat the waitress? How do they react when things go wrong? How do they interact with their family members? Their roommates? Their friends? How do they speak of former dates, or former spouses?
ronrsrMemberno goats are sacrificed, for one thing.
ronrsrMemberIn America, smoking has become rare. I just spent a few weeks in Israel, and boy, did I notice the difference. So many people smoke, particularly young girls. Oy.
In America, the slow abolition of smoking has been the results of three or four decades of publich health campaigns, public service announcements, dire warnings everywhere, and massive education in the schools.
In the 60’s, I can remember that most of the adults smoked. They smoked everywhere, even in hospital rooms. It was considered rude to comment on their smoking.
Now that’s all changed, for the better. I hope Israelis can learn the lessons we learned in America faster, but Moses did have to wander in the desert for 40 years waiting for the Israelites to lose their slave mentalities, before entering the Holy Land. Attitudes are slow to change.
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