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  • in reply to: Post Here to Add/Change Your Subtitle #1198900
    ronrsr
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    SMBIT (subtitle may be ignored totally)

    in reply to: The Happy, Light Thread-No Arguing Please #736439
    ronrsr
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    I’ll vote for Fuji, too. I’m a sweet apple kinda guy.

    in reply to: The Happy, Light Thread-No Arguing Please #736432
    ronrsr
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    I love Gala apples, as do many people. It is now the second most popular variety of apples in the US. My personal favorite variety is Pink Lady, a very similar apple.

    in reply to: The Coffee Oscars! #992332
    ronrsr
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    The award should be called an “Oscar.” That will only cause confusion.

    The proper award for coffee room performance should be “The Joseph.”

    in reply to: Chicago's blizzard #734816
    ronrsr
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    In Boston, we already have had about 75 major snowstorms, or so it seems.

    Another six inches of snow today makes me feel a bit hopeless. For tomorrow’s storm, we are right on the rain/snow line. Could be another foot of snow, or could be lots of freezing rain. What a choice!

    in reply to: Are you going to watch/listen to the superbowl? #735627
    ronrsr
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    no, no interest. Last time I went to a Super Bowl party was for the Chicago Bears vs. New England Patriots circa 1985.

    I must say that Super Bowl time is an excellent time to go to the supermarket or the gym, since they are almost empty and there are never lines.

    in reply to: Share Your Worst Date Ever! #777946
    ronrsr
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    I do believe that many of these horror stories are due to lack of social graces on the part of one or both parties. Social graces can be taught to most people, and probably should be. Don’t you think schools should teach shidduchim skills so people can judge others on their true worth and not on how clumsily they navigate the world of dating?

    in reply to: Funny Bumper Stickers #1163656
    ronrsr
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    seen on a t-shirt:

    Made in America

    with Jewish parts.

    in reply to: Why my presence here is sporadic #732297
    ronrsr
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    dear Moderator:

    would you please change the title to:

    Wye mai presents hear is spore attic.

    in reply to: The Joseph Thread #734562
    ronrsr
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    a philosopher I know was philosophizing about why he kept bumping into the same Jews again and again. He said that there were only six Jews in the world, all the rest was done with mirrors.

    in reply to: Please List All The Nightmares You Could Bring On Yourself #736514
    ronrsr
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    for those of you who don’t know me, I am Mary, Queen of Scots.

    in reply to: Why my presence here is sporadic #732285
    ronrsr
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    gratias ago tibi

    That’s Latin for thank you.

    in reply to: Why my presence here is sporadic #732282
    ronrsr
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    then he should have named it: “Focal Point”

    The minhag is: You buy the ranch, you get to name it.

    in reply to: The Palestine Papers #731964
    ronrsr
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    it would depend on what Israel got in exchange. If it was genuine, lasting peace, and not the peace that death brings, that might be worth it.

    in reply to: My Son is a Lefty #732360
    ronrsr
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    When I was a wee child, I started to write with my left hand. My parents thought I was a lefty. I was actually mixed-handed, throwing and grabbing primarily with my right-hand. I wrote lefty.

    My father bought me a left-handed baseball glove, which stunted my baseball development and is likely the only reason that I am not now enshrined in the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, NY.

    Make sure your child is a genuine all-around lefty.

    in reply to: Why my presence here is sporadic #732279
    ronrsr
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    hears Y eye think it is bettor knot to yews a spelling checker.

    They hurt my pried and boar me. Yew should reed your riding allowed before yew post it.

    On another note, have you heard the joke about the man who bequeathed his offspring a cattle ranch, then named it Focus? Why Focus? Because it’s the place where the sons raise meat.

    in reply to: Elter Zeida & Elter Bubbe; Uncle's & Aunt's #731127
    ronrsr
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    >>>Bubbie Baltimore, Bubbie Far Rockaway, etcThe<<<

    AH Bubbie, that is so cute. It reminds me of what Queen Elizabeth II called her paternal grandfather when she was a child. Her grandfather was King George V of England.

    She would call him Grandfather England. He called her Lillibett.

    in reply to: Shin on forehead??? #730555
    ronrsr
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    what a charming and extraordinary coincidence of veins that is! Nothing more, makes an excellent story, I love grilled cheese, too, but not even a tiny fraction as much as you love your Bubbie.

    in reply to: Primary cause for Frum Divorces revisited. #730081
    ronrsr
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    A hundred years ago there was plenty of divorce and abandonment. Frequently it would take different forms. Husbands would leave for America and not send for their wives, or perhaps marry another woman in America. It’s not generally talked about much, and of course it didn’t happen to your great-grandmother or -grandfather.

    Dowry-Farmers would go to a shtetl, marry a woman, collect her dowry, then move on to repeat the same in another locale, or just move to the New World.

    There was also plenty of marital unhappiness then, too. But what era has ever been free of that?

    There was great shame in divorce, but there still is today. I’m not sure anyone WANTS to get divorced.

    in reply to: Martin Luther King Jr. Day – ok to teach? #729201
    ronrsr
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    plus, what subject are you teaching? How can you teach American History, for instance, and avoid mention of Dr. King?

    in reply to: Martin Luther King Jr. Day – ok to teach? #729200
    ronrsr
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    Jews have always been in the forefront of the American Civil Rights movement, because it always has been a movement committed to Jewish ideals. After all, we were slaves too, and we suffered pogroms, and we acutely remember the misery brought about by that state.

    Much of the early funding and leadership and many of the early board members and early leadership of the NAACP (National Ass’n for the Advancement of Colored People) were Jews, including Jacob Schiff, Jacob Billikopf, and Rabbi Stephen Wise. Early Jewish-American co-founders included Julius Rosenwald, Lillian Wald, Rabbi Emil G. Hirsch and Wise.

    About half of the Freedom Riders in the late 50’s and early 60’s were Jews of yet another generation. Two of the three civil rights workers beaten and murdered in Mississippi in 1963 were Jewish.

    Dr. King’s struggle has been our struggle, and has resulted in the greatest freedom for Jews ever experienced in the Galus. Dr. King’s sacrifice has benefited all Americans AND made the world a more just place and what could be more Jewish than that?

    in reply to: Martin Luther King Jr. Day – ok to teach? #729195
    ronrsr
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    Let freedom ring!

    in reply to: Places to live outside NY #1035975
    ronrsr
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    St. Thomas in the U.S. Virgin Islands is lovely this time of year AND they have a Chabad House.

    in reply to: Divorce Rate in the frum community #728529
    ronrsr
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    is this the Post-Shidduch crisis?

    in reply to: If I had it all to do over, I'd do _______________ for Parnasa #729486
    ronrsr
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    Dentist.

    in reply to: Wolfishmusings=Kapusta #773707
    ronrsr
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    hmmmm. I have never seen the two of them in the same room together.

    in reply to: The Joseph Thread #734430
    ronrsr
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    all Joseph, all the time.

    in reply to: Fairly Clean Comedies #731940
    ronrsr
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    The Goldbergs

    in reply to: Ketchup,Band-Aids,Kleenex,and… #727934
    ronrsr
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    Realtor

    Jacuzzi

    Trampoline

    are all registered trademarks.

    in reply to: How Are You Getting Ready For The Snow? #726840
    ronrsr
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    I tried that Fort Lauderdale trick for the last snowstorm. It work really well!

    in reply to: Computer Question – Backing Up #726817
    ronrsr
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    >>>comp guy says the drives should be okay for at least 5 year<<<

    SHOULD is the word. Hard drive failure is a random sniper, it can happen any time.

    in reply to: Moshe Yess #1114832
    ronrsr
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    yes, according to chabad.info, Moshe Yess has died. Baruch Dayan HaEmet.

    in reply to: The Coffee Oscars! #992279
    ronrsr
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    most missed: a600kilobear

    in reply to: BEST EUPHEMISMS #725905
    ronrsr
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    Chuck Jones branded those souls who drive poorly, create traffic jams, and prevent you from going where you want to go as members of the Anti-Destination League.

    in reply to: If You Had Sixty Seconds With Dovid Hamelech,What Would You Say? #725784
    ronrsr
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    how DID you get those Philistines to give you their foreskins?

    in reply to: Random Fact Thread #863480
    ronrsr
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    african elephants can jump. It’s been proven.

    ronrsr
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    you may see that happen sooner than you think.

    in reply to: Too Much Money #1123157
    ronrsr
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    Ah, Mr. Madoff, it’s nice that you can pass the time remembering the good old days. Nostalgia is a wonderful thing. I’m sure it provides you with some comfort in your prison cell.

    in reply to: my macbook charger is melting #724529
    ronrsr
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    You, and thousands of others have this problem.

    Probably time to file a complaint with the Consumer Product Safety Commission. This should really be recalled.

    you can buy them on ebay for less.

    in reply to: Hamodia magazine new column "Single as a dollar bill" #724538
    ronrsr
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    fake as a three-dollar bill?

    in reply to: Carbon Monoxide Poisoning #724669
    ronrsr
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    >>>As for your other question, I never heard of any complaint that a detector with a good battery didn’t work.<<<

    dear RuffRuff, there are many that don’t work so well. Stick with the ones that are tested by a major laboratory, such as Underwriters.

    in reply to: BRAND NEW UNLOCKED SMD 103 -DUAL SIM SLIDER #725002
    ronrsr
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    are you sure you have the right US model number for that phone? Can’t find it anywhere. Who’s the manufacturer?

    in reply to: Best Modern invention/discovery by a Jew?? #725716
    ronrsr
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    Drs. Sabin and Salk. also, Dr. Hilerman, Dr. Koproswski and all the others who tried. – I’m not sure they were Jewish.

    So much suffering was averted by this one discovery, so much anxiety and fear prevented. Just imagine the pain of parents not able to go to their own child’s funeral due to quarantine.

    A very cruel disease indeed, and today it is gone in most of the world due to the efforts of these people and others.

    in reply to: Questions when checking out a boy #724458
    ronrsr
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    paper or plastic?

    in reply to: Questions when checking out a boy #724456
    ronrsr
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    zeman – why not also ask if he’s a habitual seat-belt user?

    in reply to: Questions when checking out a boy #724424
    ronrsr
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    is he kind?

    in reply to: WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH THEM? #724011
    ronrsr
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    dear BPTotty, google AMI MAGAZINE or just go to http://www.amimagazine.org

    in reply to: How much should one spend on dates? #725213
    ronrsr
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    enough, but not too much.

    Spend until the entire date is paid for, then stop.

    in reply to: Should a Yid own a Dog? Woof Woof! #1168841
    ronrsr
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    mikehall, you are so right.

    dogs provide transportation in the arctic, watch our homes and families, find bedbugs, detect cancer, find landmines, find earthquake victims under piles of rubble, provide companionship for autistic kids, etc., all without complaint and with only the expectation of any reward except a bit of food and some human affection. And, when they get that food and affection, they’re invariably grateful.

    in reply to: Work at home vs. in an office #724186
    ronrsr
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    for some people there is only a thin line between working at home and sleeping at work.

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