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Ha-ha. You don’t know who I am, so I’ll let you in on a little secret: I can crochet a little.
Alcohol is much easier to produce, making it very difficult or perhaps impossible to successfully eliminate it.
Mine was better. It left more to the imagination, so to very imaginative people it’s more interesting.
People should have the freedom to make bad choices as long as they don’t affect others. Since tobacco is allowed, other smoking should be equally allowed.
It was a perfect one.
Who says a real living breathing person can’t be a legend at the same time?
I have some relatives who do them both. Crocheting is very different from knitting, but they are both called knitting because they produce clothing directly from yarn instead of weaving, cutting and sewing. It is acceptable to call crochet knitting because it is really a method of making things out of yarn because it’s easier to spell and pronounce and most men can’t tell the difference with a finished product.
Hi from the future! We are a dirty species.
I hate robocalls. I miss the real telemarketers. It’s such fun to play tricks on them.
he trolls find humans hard to tame.
A feminist was walking down the street when she noticed that it was raining and and dogs–literally. She overheard a conversation between a dog and a kitten. While falling, the dog asked the kitten how he felt. He answered “Me scared. No like boo-boo”. Then when they landed the dog asked the same question again. This time the poor creature said “Me owww(ch)”
If you’re wondering what this has to do with her being feminist, it has nothing whatever to do with it. You’re supposed to wonder.
There was once someone who hired a cleaning lady and I can’t tell you the rest because they were never heard from since.
Knitting and crochet are collectively called knitting because they both use yarn.
I love it. It has always been my pet paradox. However, its truth value is zero because it is not true even though it also isn’t false. Positive truth values are given to true statements.
I would correct everyone’s grammar meticulously. i woud mak shore their arre noo typo and its all grammatic.
Nothing is truly impossible. how do you know the laws of nature even exist? Maybe they get turned on and off by a switch to which you alone are denied access.
Here’s some Lashon Hara with no identifying details:
Once someone did something wrong.
Try putting cream instead of skim milk in a sister’s coffee. No lasting damage, but boy do you get results! (“How am I ever going to fit into..”)
A person who cannot manage on his own needs a master.
A person who cannot manage on his own needs a master.
The word “I” tends to be used by less confident people for the following reasons:
1. The royal “we” used by royalty and some others who consider themselves royal, though royalty uses it less nowadays.
2. People with overblown egos tend to imagine themselves as representing the world, so they say “we” meaning “I and the less significant beings who inhabit this planet and surely agree with what I say because I’m right”.
3. People who have friends and family actually use the word “I” less because they are with other people. They also tend to be more confident.
Only if I get to be dictator. You get to be janitor, and your friends can wash your broom.
If you are smart you either understand what I wrote or can get it translated.
Like you, for example?
Of course there’s nothing amusing. You just have to pretend that you’re amused, that what the bully is doing doesn’t matter, that the fact that they think they can get at you is ludicrous. If it would actually be amusing, you would be laughing over it. But pretending amusement can help to make bullies stop.
All politicians are evil. Some claim that this is because only evil people become politicians, while others claim that becoming a politician makes a person evil.
What does a glass remember better, when it’s polished or when it’s broken?
It is absolutely assur to kick a dog. If petted a little and then gently steared they will usually leave.
Robots and monkeys should do most of the cleaning, men and women should divide up the chores of telling the robots and monkeys what to do, and for the rest clean up after themselves. Make sure to treat the monkeys well.
There should be absolutely no supporting of sons-in-law. A father should support his daughter if he wants to and has the means, and let her support her husband.
Three chairs for every three mods.
Name him “nothing”. Than, if he’s as big a fish as you make him sound, you could make a world record by eating nothing for a year.
The best thing to do about a bully is to be amused by anything the bully does. The only way it works is if you actually convince yourself that the bully is amusing. If a bully realizes he’s just entertaining you, he’ll stop.
What if a woman says “she’asani isha?
Well, anyway, if a guy says ” She’asani aved, he should be glad he’s a slave because he can’t live on his own without a master telling him what to do.
Once there was a joke that wasn’t funny. Nobody laughed. They mostly didn’t realize it was a joke.
If you’re prepared for Shabbos by Tuesday, you should have plenty of time Erev Shabbos.
Does anyone know what my perhaps ungrammatical sentence means in Latin?
What is experience with robot surgery? Do you mean as the patient, as the doctor, or as the robot?
I was only half joking. In our society even the most prejudiced people don’t discriminate against or belittle other races, females ( if they’re male), people with disabilities, or people of certain colors (separate from race, including red hair), at least in public. But somehow it is perfectly acceptable to discriminate against overweight people and to mock them and call them names. It is offensive to overweight people when “fat” is used as an insult, because it implies that being “fat” reflects negatively enough on one’s character to be an insult.
unneccessarily aggravated is right.
It is not polite to eat messy food in public. The heron can eat when you leave.
Yes. Even salmon. Salmon should be baked.
Okay, now I am simultaneously asking and not asking or a subtitle. I am not asking for a subtitle that mentions that I did not ask for a subtitle. I am asking or a subtitle that says I’m a nice guy who just so happens always to be right.
Sapientes sunt discalceatus. Wisdom does not equal normality. Melior est sapientia quam leve caput. Wisdom can be a burden, but it is worth it. Feminae quam viri sapiunt, according to my mother.
Qui insipiens est, putat se esse sapientes. Sapiens nihil lactent.
We were just sticking out our tongues in expression of our distaste for such tricks. Ceteros inriseris a sapiente non. The former sentence may not be grammatically correct, but it is true.
The difficulty is also in obtaining the life one has chosen. I would like a perfect one with no problems at all and I haven’t found it yet.
This thread is offensive to people with weight issues. They might not be jerks, but the phrase “big fat jerks” implies that a disproportionate number of overweight people are jerks in comparison to the rest of the population.
To prevent bitul Torah, a man should wear pants that are in neutral colors and go with anything. Socks should all be exactly the same.
Get a cats. and small animals that eat bugs.