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The waiter asked the customer, “How did you find your steak?”
The customer replied sadly, “Well, I just happened to move that crumb of potato, and there it was!”
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There’s no excuse for shunning a person for making one mistake.
I think I’ve done that.
If all humans were the same, what would be the point in anything?
Realistically, one cannot expect the moon to fall out of the sky tomorrow.
He was first.
After he pushed mine, I figured his evil side might not be as bad as his disgusting side.
The Devil came into a church, and everyone ran away except one old woman who couldn’t run. So she told the Devil, “I know I’ve always seemed to be doing the right thing, I’ve been donating to charities and praying all my life. But really, I was on your side all along!”.
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Autograph them.
Bump?
Not Obama, me.
Gratias tibi valde.
Who can afford a manager?
If ou think about it, it’s just as bad in English, we’re just used to it.
Canned salmon tastes best if you eat it with the can.
Remember, bully, pufflegrap, and full-time riot inciter.
The little i know said something, anyway.
I’m not asking for anything. I’m just being obnoxious and I don’t are what I get. 73 pushed my “evil” button.
Mustard donuts are the best, but it’s hard to get them right.
Watching me “stew”?
Including nature.
Obvious as something that’s obvious but I can’t think of a good simile.
There were some people arrested this year for crimes they actually did.
Turkeys have rights! It is an outrage that turkeys can’t vote! They are way more intelligent than the average politician!
It’s called doughnut.
Back in a previous post by the little I know.
Nah, only an eared seal, not a true seal.
You can light it while it’s going out and it never stops burning.
I know. Did Syag Lchochma declare not-art-of-that=group?
And what about my super-boring former subtitles?
Especially with the most minor decisions where you don’t need guidance should you learn to decide on your own.
Chicken or bat?
Here’s a way to modify a chocolate layer cake:
Instead of preparing the cake layers, use bread. Instead of the cream filling, mix tuna with mayonaise
Chicken!
Oh, you see I successfully got your attention.
You must make your own decisions in life, my child. I have found over the years that it is not right to rely only on the advice of others. May you be blessed with self-confidence and happiness.
But it did burn for eight days straight. It burned steadily until it was lit.
Syag – I believe it says that nevuah was given to shotim?
And what of it?
LAB- it’s obvious. I think you’re part bulldog.
Cop-out again?
No, it’s called an accent.
Not good enough. Make it witty, so witty it takes a paragraph.
A pufflegrap is a person who has bad character in general
Stew? I was enjoying every moment of it. Now did you read that? By the way, my subtitle…it’s not very creative. Make it more interesting. That’s not creative, it’s a cowardly cop-out.
Not answering either because you are scared or because my curse lingered.
Scaredy cat! How can you let a few death threats get to you? Now you’re being a pufflegrap!
Is that anything like a Pufnstuf?
That doesn’t count.