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We could still use our toes if we went barefoot. They just don’t fit our lifestyle.
December 15, 2013 8:04 pm at 8:04 pm in reply to: Why Mental Retardation Should Be Called By Its Old Name #995174👑RebYidd23ParticipantYou are not a disorder, whether you have one or not.
December 15, 2013 7:09 pm at 7:09 pm in reply to: Couplets, haikus and any short poems by weird people #1209821👑RebYidd23ParticipantThis one is corniest:
Darkness and shadows
Destruction of the whole world
I flick a light switch.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantYou’re always west of something. I’m a Eastwesterner.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantLaugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIf feet wouldn’t branch out at the edge, you would do that with the tip of your foot. Toes are still a mystery.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantStubby, pointy things that breed infection an do nothing but pick up socks from the floor.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt’s like saying that a frum guy’s allowed to breathe!
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIf you play and talk you end up singing, but off key.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantPETA kills animals. Why not threads?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantGamanit, that is called child abuse in stricter countries.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantThe ocean is important enough.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantHow about a special forum for arguing with mods, where a mod is forbidden to publicize what you write? Or maybe a coffee machine?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantGet a half-wolf to wake them. It can be trained.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantStill, my subtitle is the equivalent of only 30 pages.
December 15, 2013 1:24 pm at 1:24 pm in reply to: Couplets, haikus and any short poems by weird people #1209820👑RebYidd23ParticipantHere we are all weird
and we must try not to annoy
other weird people
for poems made for joy.
December 15, 2013 7:04 am at 7:04 am in reply to: Couplets, haikus and any short poems by weird people #1209818👑RebYidd23Participant“Weird” is a short word
Used to describe all others
Whose gifts surpass yours.
December 15, 2013 6:52 am at 6:52 am in reply to: Traumatizing Children with Horrific Tales #1006167👑RebYidd23ParticipantYou can let your kids read them when they’re older if they really want to.
December 11, 2013 4:46 am at 4:46 am in reply to: Traumatizing Children with Horrific Tales #1006153👑RebYidd23ParticipantRapunzel is simply a stupid story.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantStultus intelligatur hoc lingua.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIs it truly closed, or is [closed] simply in the title?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt is now.
December 11, 2013 4:21 am at 4:21 am in reply to: Couplets, haikus and any short poems by weird people #1209808👑RebYidd23ParticipantFree verse: Attention. This is a poem.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt is theft.
December 6, 2013 7:19 pm at 7:19 pm in reply to: Couplets, haikus and any short poems by weird people #1209785👑RebYidd23ParticipantCinderella and writersoul, I love your poems! They really are the best. I want to buy the books that these poems will be published in, so tell me the titles.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantJust because you don’t have the wisdom to understand those threads doesn’t mean they don’t have meaning. The poetic patterns of all the threads togrther, woven so as to be properly decoded, were evident to all those who were blessed with wisdom.
Uncanny! Those were the exact calculations I used to construct your subtitle . . . If it was me- 29
👑RebYidd23ParticipantDon’t cover yourself in icing.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantTo be human is to elevate thmundane into the spiritual. You are more than a person, you’re an elevator!
👑RebYidd23ParticipantAmerica is too much like her mother to be truly allied with Israel.
December 6, 2013 3:25 pm at 3:25 pm in reply to: Giving Tzedkah to a Charity that uses Money for Expenses #992062👑RebYidd23ParticipantIn Dumptian expression, that is a solar tragecomical photosynthesis.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantDoes whoever it is know what my subtitle is supposed to mean?
I suppose someone does.
It has about as much meaning as all those threads you bumped – 29
December 6, 2013 2:59 pm at 2:59 pm in reply to: Couplets, haikus and any short poems by weird people #1209782👑RebYidd23ParticipantNo, Ella has a license, says the wisest of all: The mirror hangng on that wall.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantBeauty and the beast teaches that it’s okay to imprison innocent people for one’s own benefit.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantDo we have to protest against chalav yisrael Greek yogurt?
December 6, 2013 12:58 pm at 12:58 pm in reply to: Will they have potato kugel stuffed eggrolls? #991464👑RebYidd23ParticipantJew City would be a magnet for Antisemitism.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantPopa, I believe, is a retired poltergeist with two and a half wives, the half being a woman without a tongue.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantSometimes instantly. Once a two-L llama was shot and his wife died of grief on the spot.
December 6, 2013 11:13 am at 11:13 am in reply to: Yated article about barely making it financially #991835👑RebYidd23ParticipantIf there were no mandatory schooling, tuition would not be so scary.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhat do you mean? My Inner Eye is blindfolded.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhy punish others to teach oneself patience?
December 6, 2013 10:37 am at 10:37 am in reply to: Surprisingly, the more I hear about Obamacare, the more I like it. #993889👑RebYidd23ParticipantThe loss of our health care system might do good in the world in general by forcing other countries to stop suppressing any proper healthcare systems that might happen there.
December 6, 2013 10:22 am at 10:22 am in reply to: Traumatizing Children with Horrific Tales #1006116👑RebYidd23ParticipantYes. And here is a tale not to tell to children: The wolf only bit Little Red Riding Hood and both survived. Goldilocks escaped from the bears. Both these evil women married Popa, who was willing to sacrifice his sanity–or whatever of it still remained–to protect the rest of the world from them. Later the wolf and the bears tracked the women down and tried to eat them. For no apparent reason, Little Red Riding hood was pointing a gun at Popa, who jumped in front of the wolf. The wolf tried to swallow him whole and choked to death, leaving him with only a scratch. The bears fainted, and the two evil women pushed them into the fire and vanished in a puff of smoke.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIf all liars lied consistently, we would tag them and reverse whatever they say.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantThe poor thing doesn’t know how.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantMonogamy is the cause of the infamous Shidduch Crisis.
👑RebYidd23Participant“But” meant that there was no need to describe him when you could just look.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantBut did she deserve to die for wearing red?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantDOUGHNUT is a primitive spelling from ancient times. DONUT has been accepted as a more environmentally friendly spelling.
December 6, 2013 3:09 am at 3:09 am in reply to: Your Teachers Were Also Wrong About Other Stuff #991318👑RebYidd23ParticipantMy teachers were wrong about everything.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantChildren are good people who get evil as they grow up sometimes.
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