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The only spray that I know of that is truly useful for dieting is Lysol.
What are the detriments?
Her mother, the queen, was in tears, though the king had no idea why.
Cute is for teddy bears with bows. Arrgh.
What if he bakes better cookies then she does?
Smart=funny?
3 wives is good, 4 is the limit.
One day she was supposed to dress up for an event and she insisted on wearing her sneakers.
Because physical things are different. By the way, why are none of the later posts about songs?
Because it’s okay for people to know that you’re married.
I’d rather they bow and tell me I’m so wise, even my jokes are beyond their understanding. That way at least I might laugh.
Good point.
If he looks at his nails while buying nail polish, it might be assumed that he has nails.
That was snow. That is slushy dirty water.
Physical contact is definitely different from conversation.
LAB, the second part is the punch line.
Tea is Asian.
This is like the “do not open” threads, except opening it is not a sin. If you closed the thread, it would be unbumpable, so I assume it is actually permissible. I’ll start the story: Once upon a time there was a princess who loved her sneakers beyond normal appreciation of footwear. Nobody knew why she did, but at the same time the princess seemed to be able to do things nobody else could.
The moral is that cookies are an inappropriate gift for a couple. Instead, the neighbor should give a recipe. That way if the cookies come out good, it’s because the wife is good at making cookies, and if not, it’s because it’s not a good recipe.
No, it’s better to simply take a sleeping pill.
Actually, cholent is the one dish that is just as likely to be made by a man or the whole family.
I am not maskim to the constitution of the United States of America, and I hereby declare it null and void.
Yiddish is mostly secular.
Wearing robes solves all these problems.
Mammals:
Cattle: Beef
Deer: Venison
(Pig: Pork)
Poultry:
Chicken: Chicken
Goose: Goose
Duck: Duck
Quail: Quail.
One must ask the owner for permission.
Birds have beaks and wings, no teeth. They also have an easier time getting dressed in the morning.
Why don’t they give you the option of being unconscious most of the time? they want to see you suffer.
Birds are so lucky. They can fly, and they never go to the dentist.
Yes! Its noneoftheaboveness/noneovetheabovitude or whatever it’s called is astounding!
They are evil.
cup of coffee. It really wakes you up!
WIY
don’t go anywhere I need your picture
Waterbury or Berlin?
TTYL
How tragic/comedic/none of the above.
Rebyidd23 is always right.
Children, unlike people, have no need or privacy or for their possessions to remain intact.
I feel I’m entitled to my own person.
The sun came out.
Dentists are people stuck psychologically at the stage at which a person sticks his fingers into other people’s mouths (6-12 months).
You might notice that the Queen of Diamonds was suspiciously not present at the trial.
Sneakers.
if you marry money, you will find it painfully difficult not to spend your spouse
Trolls are good. They give everyone else what to talk about.