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It’s not a song. It’s a rhyme in which a girl counts seeds to find out who she’ll marry.
Davar Katan, hands are another pointless possession that turtles do not require or have.
I cleaned my parakeet cage.
I was once a turtle, but I’m a bird now. As an ex-turtle, I must say that having cold blood is not an advantage. I still have no teeth, and I can reach all around me with my beak.
My advice is to be careful when listening to advice. Often people may “advise” you by speaking lashon hara about their spouses.
Maybe it was the tuna’s fault.
Write the letters, then self-publish.
Night.
It’s a seed that’s called a bean.
Yeke2, why are you mixing up Harry Potter with Shakespeare’s plays? My shoelace is untied.
It’s great because it’s quick and quiet. It’s like sending a letter, but much, much faster.
Makeup is far more of an issue than hair.
If it is true, that makes it even more offensive.
“A woman without her man, is nothing.” has one comma. One comma is not enough.
This gender discrimination thing, which I am not calling unjustified and with which I would actually completely agree, does not work because a poster’s gender is not always known.
You are being mean. Some men know which end of a broom touches the floor.
Don’t fry your potatoes and eggs.
Are you implying that men don’t clean for Pesach?
It’s okay.
There is no such place as “Chassidish”. “Ashkenaz” refers to people from the place. “Chassidish” refers to people with specific unique beliefs/practices.
Wait a minute. Now I am going off topic from the off topic, but who responded to anything I wrote?
While that joke is offensive, it is funny.
It similar to:
There were two beggars sitting next to each other on the street in Vatican city, one had a large cross around his neck, the other had the star of David.It was a lovely day, the sun was shining, there were thousands of people walking past the two beggars, but everyone was giving the man with the cross around his neck money, while the man with the star of David got nothing.
One morning a high priest walked by the beggars and said the the beggar with the star of David ” My friend, you are in Vatican city, all these people that pass you by will give to the man with the cross, they will never give money to a man with a star of David, in fact they will give to the man with the cross just to spite you…
The beggar with the star of David, turned the the beggar with the cross and said ” hey, Moshe, this guy is trying to teach the Cohen brothers about marketing”
It was actually a typo.
It was englihs.
By the way, from a purely scientific point of view, matzah may be easier on animals than on us, like grass.
Do you mean to imply that men are bad at commas?
What about LH against the OP?
1. To bad.
Yes, it is a way to bad.
sgs teraf at all.
Subtitles are subtitles. Look art mine.
Yes we are
by the way
this is free verse.
You don’t know what you’re talking about, he was a doctor. I can’t find my rain boots.
The problem with pants is what you see when they are worn.
If you wanted to devote your life to learning the languages of animals, perhaps your name would be Dr. Doolittle. But simply talking to them is another matter.
What did the tiger say to the tiger?
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Fdt, inappropriate.
Sorry, I don’t do those.
Wow. Where do you get those? Do I still have to kasher my smoke detector?
They are not irrelevant, or else we would skip them.
I think tsahts’ an unounded acusation.
Whtaq trap?
False accusations should be denied; consider them so.
But you must explain to the animals exactly why you are not feeding them.
Wasn’t it MacDUff in Macbeth, or whatever his name was?
Um, they do need the money.
What’s the first direction in an American cookbook?
Preheat the oven to 350. Even if you’re not using it.