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👑RebYidd23Participant
Anonymous Jew, that means that relative to each other, they are all towns.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantZahavasdad, out of those, it is more complicated to decide, because only some are towns.
February 4, 2019 4:48 pm at 4:48 pm in reply to: Why Won’t My Mother Let Me Get A Shidduch? #1673968👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhat is the song called?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt’s not flattery, it’s a trick. It skips over the part where the other person makes the decision of whether or not to help.
February 4, 2019 4:48 pm at 4:48 pm in reply to: Studies on vaccines you might have missed.👨🔬💉🚫 #1673873👑RebYidd23Participant
The longer a post is, the harder it is to refute.February 4, 2019 4:48 pm at 4:48 pm in reply to: Is it healthy for yehiva bochurim to learn from a artscroll? #1673779👑RebYidd23ParticipantWho says they managed to learn just fine?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantLucy, what about those born after?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantDo you mean the rich or the ultra-rich?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantTime travelers have an advantage.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhy be a coward and travel back in time to when Hitler was a baby in order to kill him? If you’re going to travel back in time to kill him, travel to right before he rose to power.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantI don’t think that’s a fact.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantJustajew, why would the editor take it off if he doesn’t want to? If he would want to, he already would have done it.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantHe didn’t say which 5 towns, so it’s not naming a specific community.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantHow do you know the women you’re looking at are frum?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhy would it be lashon hara to say that there exist certain people who dress not b’tznius?
February 2, 2019 8:32 pm at 8:32 pm in reply to: New Ongoing Story, please add your continuations. #1672610👑RebYidd23ParticipantThen, the alien police arrived and arrested the aliens for violating intergalactic law. They sent a team to switch Baruch and O’Keefle back and turn all the alpacas human, including the ones who had been alpacas all along. Then they erased all the human’s memories of the aliens.
Baruch and O’Keefle were dropped off in a department store in the big city, because the aliens didn’t know where to put them, so they figured it was best to put them somewhere where there were a lot of other humans to help them find their way home. Unfortunately, it was very disconcerting for Baruch and O’Keefle to find themselves face to face in the housewares department.
At first, Baruch forgot that this O’Keefle was both good and bad. He panicked, realizing that he was in the same place as his old enemy and political opponent. But then he realized that this O’Keefle was both good and bad and 100% confused.
“How do you feel now?” Baruch asked O’Keefle gently. “Do you think you need to go back to the hospital? Or do you perhaps know how we got here?”
O’Keefle didn’t know how they had gotten there, and he didn’t know how to deal with his conflicting emotions. He felt like robbing a bank and using the money to combat extreme poverty in third world countries, or maybe just ordering lunch, cursing at the waiter, and leaving a ten thousand dollar tip. Baruch could tell O’Keefle still felt mentally anguished, so he decided he’d bring him to the hospital after some shopping. They both needed new clothes after a day of, well, he couldn’t quite remember, but their clothes were both tattered. He knew the good side of O’Keefle wouldn’t let him do anything too bad, and vice versa. Baruch offered to pay for O’Keefle’s clothes, but the bad side of O’Keefle was too proud to accept, while the good side didn’t want to impose.
As Baruch and O’Keefle looked through a rack of suits, they were approached by a sheepish-looking
alpacaman. “Hello,” the man said. “I’m terribly sorry, but can you help me find clothing that doesn’t have any buttons? I can’t explain why, but I am completely unused to having opposable thumbs.”👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt’s not lashon hara if it’s not specified which 5 towns they’re talking about.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantA frum household needs an expensive printer, because after the first two weeks of use, a cheap one only works if you kick it and curse at it.
February 1, 2019 2:50 pm at 2:50 pm in reply to: Why Won’t My Mother Let Me Get A Shidduch? #1672494👑RebYidd23ParticipantOops.
February 1, 2019 2:50 pm at 2:50 pm in reply to: Why Won’t My Mother Let Me Get A Shidduch? #1672493👑RebYidd23ParticipantAge.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantFar Rockaway is not only not a Five Town, it is far. No matter where you are, it is far too far.
February 1, 2019 2:02 pm at 2:02 pm in reply to: Why Won’t My Mother Let Me Get A Shidduch? #1672445👑RebYidd23ParticipantCutting off all contact is unnecessary. The mother just doesn’t have to know if MTG gets married. They can still have a relationship; but MTG’s mother will not know everything about her child’s life.
February 1, 2019 1:05 pm at 1:05 pm in reply to: Is there a salad that can cure the common cold? #1672408👑RebYidd23ParticipantVitamins are fine, they’re just no substitute for medicine.
February 1, 2019 1:05 pm at 1:05 pm in reply to: the demise of a normal sleeping schedule⚰️🛌🗓️ #1672406👑RebYidd23ParticipantYou are really showing your privilege as someone who can fall asleep voluntarily.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhy can’t you tell him?
January 31, 2019 11:23 pm at 11:23 pm in reply to: Is there a salad that can cure the common cold? #1672240👑RebYidd23ParticipantI don’t think washing my hands into the salad is a good idea.
January 31, 2019 7:53 pm at 7:53 pm in reply to: Coke Zero sugar or Diet Coke? And what exactly is the difference? #1672160👑RebYidd23ParticipantDiet Coke is low battery Coke.
January 31, 2019 7:52 pm at 7:52 pm in reply to: Artificial sweeteners aren’t so bad. Right? #1672157👑RebYidd23ParticipantTrue. It’s more of a snack.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantHow do you know that the people you attack here are not also from the 5 towns?
January 31, 2019 7:52 pm at 7:52 pm in reply to: Why Won’t My Mother Let Me Get A Shidduch? #1672152👑RebYidd23ParticipantAnonymous people on the Internet think so little of anonymous people on the Internet.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantJustajew, why did you out yourself as a troll so soon? The tradition is to stay subtle for a little bit first.
January 31, 2019 5:26 pm at 5:26 pm in reply to: Why Won’t My Mother Let Me Get A Shidduch? #1672107👑RebYidd23ParticipantJust don’t tell her.
January 31, 2019 4:39 pm at 4:39 pm in reply to: Artificial sweeteners aren’t so bad. Right? #1671782👑RebYidd23ParticipantBut sugar in the coffee isn’t just there as a sweetener, it’s there to give an energy boost. Black coffee doesn’t count as a meal.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt is egotistical to use the word “neophyte”.
January 31, 2019 12:01 am at 12:01 am in reply to: Yated, Hamodia, Jewish Press? What Is Your Choice? #1671359👑RebYidd23Participant“Avoid hard truths” is not the best philosophy.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantGolden, even though you are a troll, here is a serious response: Many trolls here haven’t expressed any opinions whatsoever.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhat about free will?
January 30, 2019 7:19 pm at 7:19 pm in reply to: Artificial sweeteners aren’t so bad. Right? #1671251👑RebYidd23ParticipantXylitol is poison. Don’t give it to your dog.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt is a person’s choice whether to try to harm someone or help them. but not whether to succeed.
January 30, 2019 5:52 pm at 5:52 pm in reply to: Artificial sweeteners aren’t so bad. Right? #1671188👑RebYidd23ParticipantStevia tastes awful and it’s usually better (more pleasant) to simply not use a sweetener.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIs that normal (do you mochel me)?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantThis could be serious. The only way to know is to present him with a gift-wrapped grammar handbook.
January 29, 2019 10:56 pm at 10:56 pm in reply to: Anyone Know How I Can Get Zohar’s Album (the tzlil v’zemekid soloist)? #1670816👑RebYidd23ParticipantSay nope to dope.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantBut as has already been established, an item of clothing can be good for one person and not for another.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantHa ha you fell for my trolling! (T)
👑RebYidd23ParticipantLow fat chulent comes out dry. Anyway, one should expect the Maggid of Pinsk to know that
1. You can just eat less chulent and
2. You could maybe stand to lose a couple of pounds, but that doesn’t make you morbidly obese.👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt’s a shame you don’t have what it takes to home-school your own daughter.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhenever I read a troll post, I imagine that there is a real person who did not write the post, but is in the same situation as the person who wrote it. Then I respond to that person.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantUltimately, his choices are the main factor, and that is outside your control.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIn the olden days, school for all girls and most boys was zero days a week. (People learned, but learning is not the same as attending school.)
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