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RandomexMember
Mod(s):
How then could it become clearer only later
that it was an attempt to impersonate a mod?
I assume what you meant to say is that it soon
became clear that people would still mistake
“Mod1097” for an actual mod despite the subtitle.
No, I meant what I said.
RandomexMembereftachbchinor:
Herr (or was that on purpose too?).
November 16, 2014 1:52 am at 1:52 am in reply to: The zebra puzzle, aka "Einstein's riddle" #1042261RandomexMemberShopping613:
As I mentioned, this is not the original version.
In the original, the question is who the zebra’s owner is.
DaMoshe:
“Took me about half an hour.”
Me too!
Can you ask the mods to take down your post with the answer?
(Don’t you think it would’ve been wiser to wait for an answer about whether a spoiler setting was available before posting the answer to the riddle? It’s skippable, but people might still see the answer accidentally, and that might take away their enthusiasm to do the riddle.)
oot for life:
took me about 15-20min, when do you want the answer posted?
That’s excellent! Are you used to this sort of thing?
As for the answer, I don’t actually want it posted.
(It already is, but it’s skippable.
Posting “[Nationality]” would mostly ruin it.)
RandomexMemberMod(s):
Did “Mod1097” try to post more than the two times
that are visible, or was it just that people were
mistaking “Mod1097” for a mod? (If the former, it
might be amusing for us to see those posts…)
No
RandomexMembernotasheep:
Tactless or thoughtless, yes, not stupid, though
I must admit that we (including myself) haven’t
been distinguishing between the two in this thread.
scared driver delight:
“someone once told me not to cross on a red
light because dina dimalchusa dina”
Actually, Reb Yaakov Kamenetsky wouldn’t even
cross against a red light on foot.
It seems there is a shita that all laws
of one’s country must be obeyed to the letter.
Poster:
That wasn’t necessarily stupid. It might have been
stupid to expect your father to do it, but maybe he
asked around about him first.
GG [Golder(‘?)s Green, right?] yekke:
He might have meant that it was a pleasure to
be able to do chessed for your grandmother,
and your grandfather might have been
joking in a way that’s common on the Coffee Room.
November 16, 2014 1:10 am at 1:10 am in reply to: This actually makes sense in context. Can you guess how? #1042287RandomexMemberFor context, Google “Well just pretend he’s a baby” and
click on the second result (this page is first!).
If you don’t have Google access, scroll down to the
bottom of this post.
(Wow, a post from Mrs Plony! Those are rare.)
coffee addict:
Giving the source didn’t make it understandable.
(Ivory doesn’t have Internet access through a browser at all.)
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It’s a strip from the comic “Calvin and Hobbes,” and
continues as follows:
Calvin: Playing “house” makes me sick! I’m leaving!
Susie: I don’t see why you’ll play pretend with your
dumb ol’ tiger, but not with Mr. Bun!
RandomexMemberIf you don’t type
http://www.
(or at leastwww.
) before the address you’re trying to link to, it will be automatically prefaced withhttp://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/
, resulting inhttp://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/google.com
for “google.com” in the markup.
This was why the original link went to
RandomexMembereftachbchinor:
More ideas (you can see that some of them were
incorporated into the last one):
More like eftachbCR
Philosophical discussions, that is
Harping on [philosophy / philosophical themes]
>>>
There’s no rule about subtitles personifying people.
In fact, PAA claims it’s a g’nai to a person
to think that a subtitle could personify them…
November 14, 2014 7:20 am at 7:20 am in reply to: Is the Coffee Room always less active during the school semester/zman? #1105824RandomexMemberscared driver delight:
There’s no conflict between the two.
RandomexMemberFor stupid things that may or may not have actually been said to people, but definitely never should be, I recommend the videos “How NOT to Perform Bikur Cholim,” “Shtick Yeshivish People Say At Shivas,” and “Things Not to Say on a Shidduch Date.”
DaasYochid:
Why was that stupid?
Haifagirl:
Ignorance is not stupidity.
RandomexMemberI haven’t been thinking about it – I’m not so good at sticking to tasks, especially when I’m always finding new ones… How about:
EftachbCR – Harping on [philosophy / philosophical themes] ?
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Seeing as this is the subtitle log, Eftachbchinor’s
previous subtitles have included
“Harping on harmonic and beautiful undertones”
and [current as of this post]
“still waiting for my new subtitle.”
RandomexMemberivory:
Being intelligent doesn’t mean that I couldn’t post
unintelligently if I wanted to… especially if I
wanted people to think it wasn’t me posting. 🙂
(Okay, they were sort of intelligent posts…
if you could figure out what they were saying.)
RandomexMembercozimjewish:
Or maybe it’s the number that’s a problem.
Now, it’s four. The other three would be
[Not a mod – not even close],
[Blocked], and [Make that seven].
Am I right? If I’m wrong, just say so.
RandomexMemberMod-29/cozimjewish:
Maybe it was actually here:
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/quick-subtitles#post-542720
#Mods- Please put Beh-beh-beh as cozimjewish subtitle…
Todah Loadah!
RandomexMember>This poster< got a subtitle in 6 minutes or less. But if you’re thinking of trying something similar, you should know that they were also blocked shortly thereafter. Why? Read the one topic they posted in, starting from >here<, and look at the name on the profile page as opposed to the one in the URL.)
RandomexMemberbp yidd:
Now that post isn’t so surprising anymore…
Please tell me you know what roshei teivos means.
RandomexMemberoyyoyyoy:
Next time, just post a link in the thread belonging
to the one you want to see whatever it is.
RandomexMemberHere’s another student of yours:
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/girls-and-cellphones-yesno/page/4#post-544851
RandomexMemberPAA:
That leaves this one. I’m sure you’ll get around to it.
I claim disproportionate retribution (and wall-of-text syndrome)
in the Ir Miklat thread. I am indeed indebted to you in other cases (though I haven’t read those responses yet), and look forward to repaying you (probably some time tomorrow, though probably not in full at that time). 🙂
RandomexMemberbp yidd:
A Satmar bocher, especially one who had not given
the impression that he knew very much about the
outside world (you), knowing the acronym (roshei teivos) “GTA?”
For you, being a Satmar bocher, that might not be
so surprising, but to me it was.
November 11, 2014 3:24 pm at 3:24 pm in reply to: Modern Orthodox people (and sometimes Popa) are stupid #1041230RandomexMemberPAA:
If “previous post” meant the post one was actually
responding to, which post would be the non-previous one?
Again, what about the question itself?
RandomexMembershowjoe:
I had a reason for not posting earlier,
although I had already thought of it.
RandomexMember“From my limited perspective, it’s actually quite rare for a child to be kicked out, but when it happens, […] it’s to protect other children from a negative influence.”
Just as in Yishmael’s case. Are you reading this, OP?
coffee addict:
I’ll take a shot at it. What was meant was not that this method of
dealing with Yishmael was chosen only for the purpose of working on Avraham Avinu’s balance of middos, despite what it might mean for Yishmael – rather, this was the proper way to deal with Yishmael, but Avraham was opposed to it because he was too far to the side of
chesed. Thus, he was correcting himself by doing what should
have been done regardless.
RandomexMemberPAA:
I wasn’t saying that it was wrong of you not to follow
the asterisks, and I assume what you mean is that you
didn’t notice that that information was there.
November 11, 2014 2:43 pm at 2:43 pm in reply to: Modern Orthodox people (and sometimes Popa) are stupid #1041228RandomexMemberPAA:
It was in my previous post. My post before the one you were responding
to was in fact the one with the question. Now, what about the question itself?
RandomexMembercozimjewish:
If you don’t know why, I must retract my suggestion.
RandomexMembercozimjewish:
She’s certainly intelligent (she solved the “zebra puzzle”* in an amount of time with a proportion to the amount of time it took me that was the inverse of the proportion of her age to mine at the time – what am I thinking, giving you math? :P), but she’s not into academics, and she had a wonderful experience in Keser Chaya last year.
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Also known as “Einstein’s riddle,” though he didn’t write
it. Give me a day or two, and I’ll post it, b’li neder.
RandomexMemberPAA:
“I don’t know what the joke is.”
Then how do you know it exists?
“reposting the words which if you didn’t see the
joke the first time, wouldn’t help you.”
It would tell me the specific location of the joke,
unless you were to claim that all our posts up to your
claim that there was a joke were part of the joke.
(It would certainly not be the first time you’d be
using an argument that contravenes common sense
despite being logical. There, I said it.)
“I assume you’re asking me to address the rest of your post.”
Correct. And the same goes for the posts you were responding to
with this
and this
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/chofetz-chaim-yeshivos-1/page/2#post-541679
– that’s what “I could say the same thing about some of your
other recent responses” was about, though it wasn’t the best
phrasing on my part (and they’re not chronologically recent).
Those responses did not exactly inspire me to put in the effort
necessary for a “forest animal” thread response…
RandomexMembercozimjewish:
Do you think your subtitle should be changed to [Make that seven]?
November 11, 2014 12:58 pm at 12:58 pm in reply to: Modern Orthodox people (and sometimes Popa) are stupid #1041226RandomexMemberYes, I can and do. (Your use of the word “previous” caused
me to think you were referring to my first question, as my
third post had not been a question, that it should cause
the second question to be a previous one. Perhaps you
meant “previous post.”)
November 11, 2014 12:49 pm at 12:49 pm in reply to: Ever seen a forest animal die of old age #1042749RandomexMemberI see that you in fact did not follow the asterisks in this post:
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/good-jokes/page/34#post-542677
(I posted the intended final link there.)
As for my post in the candy thread, here it is, but first, the thread’s title (and thus its “original question”):
“Should Jews Give Candy This Coming Monday Night?”
Randomex: Yes. In fact, I think this should be bumped every week, to the delight of all children living near CR readers (and their dentists.)
I made use of the technique earlier as well, as I noted here:
November 11, 2014 12:28 pm at 12:28 pm in reply to: My son is directly disobeying me, advice is much needed. #1041133RandomexMemberBut there are multiple mods, so one might approve the posts that the other mod is purposefully ignoring.
Or one mod might approve the poster that the other mod is purposefully ignoring.
Unknown mod:
Huh?
RandomexMember(Seeing as this thread is back:)
coimjewish:
I don’t understand why it’s surprising that
I would have a seminary-age sister.
RandomexMember(I really hope I’m being trolled…)
“Our father of Chesed, our DNA origin of giving and caring, Avraham Avinu, sent his son away.”
As Oomis pointed out, only because he was commanded to by Hashem.
“Avraham Avinu sent his son away.”
“Ki b’Yitzchok yikorei l’cha zora” – in a certain sense, Yishmael was not considered truly a son of Avraham. Today?
“because Sara and Avraham thought he might have a negative influence on Yitzchok.”
You talk about what experts say is the worst thing for the child himself, then counter with Yishmael being sent away to avoid the possibility of him influencing Yitzchok, not for the sake of his own chinuch. (And then there’s the explanation which says that he had tried to kill Yitzchok. I don’t think today’s experts would disagree with you in that scenario.)
“He sent his son away to the extent that he needed a Nes not to die.”
Avraham did not endanger Yishmael’s life by sending him away!
When Yishmael was sent away, his mother went with him (today?!)
and Avraham gave them food and water. According to Rashi, Yishmael’s life was endangered only because Sarah put an ayin hora on Yishmael. As a result, he became sick, and therefore used up the water faster than he normally would have.
coffee addict:
“this was to fine tune his chessed to not be on default because theres good and bad to all middos”
I don’t understand his vort.
You wouldn’t be allowed to treat someone badly
because you needed to fine-tune your own middos…
RandomexMemberbig
RandomexMemberagent [sorry… 🙂 ]
November 10, 2014 12:25 pm at 12:25 pm in reply to: My son is directly disobeying me, advice is much needed. #1041107RandomexMember“My problem arose a few months ago when my eldest son, Aaron, started acting differently.”
“The next night however I heard rustling from down the hall.”
“The next morning I arose and went downstairs to speak to my son about the severity of his actions.”
And then, a few undescribed months later, this thread is created. I think everyone should be able to see the problem now…
(Not to mention that “rustling” coming from a room one can
expect to be in use is no cause for alarm, and that no frum
Jew would describe himself as “practicing.”)
November 10, 2014 12:11 pm at 12:11 pm in reply to: Modern Orthodox people (and sometimes Popa) are stupid #1041224RandomexMemberPAA:
Yes. (If his grandfather hadn’t done anything,
there’d be no second side to apply the first to.)
RandomexMemberPAA:
Not getting a joke doesn’t make you incapable of retelling it,
and if you were unaware of what the joke itself is, how did you
know there was a joke there at all?
Besides, there was more to my post than that one question, and I could say the same thing about some of your other recent responses to me (though not the Ir Miklat one)…
November 10, 2014 10:48 am at 10:48 am in reply to: Ever seen a forest animal die of old age #1042746RandomexMemberFortunately, that time-stamp won’t be changing for a week. At least you seem to be raring to go again… 🙂
By the way, Rabbi Dr. Patur, I must thank you – under your expert tutelage, I have become adept at answering original questions:
(That post might not be approved, though…)
RandomexMemberJust to clear my name of any alleged misconduct:
I sent an e-mail to Dena Cohen. This alone meant nothing. However, if you examine the text of the e-mail, I wrote a different mishearing of the lyrics than Cozimjewish did. This seems to imply that I listened to the song in question, which according to most opinions would not be permissible if I was male. But does it? Consider this scenario (assuming I’m male):
Wanting to make it clear that the e-mail did not come from Cozimjewish, and not yet intending to post the e-mails, I ask my sister (>see here<), or some other person whose existence is not testified to by any CR posts, to listen to the song (which turns out to be previewable) and see what they think it says. I then use their impression for the e-mail.
Now, I am not saying that that is what actually happened – I am just pointing out that I would not have had to listen to the song myself to send the e-mail that I did. It cannot be used as evidence that I hold of heteirim for kol isha or “can’t help [myself], R”L.”
RandomexMemberknight
RandomexMembereftachbchinor:
At the time of my last post, your last post hadn’t yet been approved. I was not saying that I would be coming to your vort.
(I didn’t come, in fact.)
RandomexMemberIf there’s ever a contest to find the most surprising CR post, my entry is the post above mine (assuming it’s this one – http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-games-for-computer#post-544794 )
November 10, 2014 6:21 am at 6:21 am in reply to: My son is directly disobeying me, advice is much needed. #1041105RandomexMemberI was not surprised to find that the thread-starter had been a member for 3 hours.
RandomexMemberGood old Tom Lehrer! Didn’t even have to Google it.
Did you know he used to be a professor of mathematics?
RandomexMemberI’ve seen this sort of thing before (in fact, I had a post about it rejected today) – I think it’s caused by Google accessing pages and storing them for search results as they are at that time. Whatever your subtitle (and presumably username) is at that time, that’s how it’ll be in Google.
It’s a Google glitch, not a CR glitch.
RandomexMemberYes, build a bnb, just like Avraham Avinu!
November 9, 2014 7:29 pm at 7:29 pm in reply to: Modern Orthodox people (and sometimes Popa) are stupid #1041221RandomexMember(PAA:
I had read “even if his ??? ??? hadn’t done anything” in place of “even if his ??? ??? hadn’t done anything more than the Shunamis.”)
RandomexMemberPAA:
Saying that an accidental murderer has an obligation to remain in the city that overrides pikuach nefesh seems ludicrous.
I think the Rambam must be interpreted as meaning that there are no circumstances under which the goel hadam may not kill the accidental murderer should he find him outside the city, not that the murderer is obligated to remain in the city no matter the circumstance.
As for defending your earlier self, I offer you a quotation:
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