Rabbi Troll

Forum Replies Created

Viewing 16 posts - 1 through 16 (of 16 total)
  • Author
    Posts
  • in reply to: Commonsaychel and the sock puppet #2222091
    Rabbi Troll
    Participant

    Hey guys I’m just bringing this thread back up to the top of the page just in case anyone who hasn’t already seen it wants to reply

    in reply to: Thought on Chabad #2220985
    Rabbi Troll
    Participant

    Cs, I appreciate you mentioning me by name, but next time please write it correctly it’s RABBI Troll not plain troll. Also, please capitalize the “T” in Troll. Thanks

    in reply to: Commonsaychel and the sock puppet #2220986
    Rabbi Troll
    Participant

    What’s a sock puppet anyway???

    in reply to: Chris Christie – why can’t Jews rally around him? #2220988
    Rabbi Troll
    Participant

    Someone as fat as Christie is a terrible example to our community of ta’vos achila and under no circumstance can we support him and teach our children that his gross behavior and eating habits are okay and acceptable

    in reply to: The Five Most Likeliest Candidates to be Moshiach #2220594
    Rabbi Troll
    Participant

    I’m shocked that nobody brought up the Yenukah!

    in reply to: Modern Art #2220578
    Rabbi Troll
    Participant

    What’s Modern Art???

    in reply to: Commonsaychel and the sock puppet #2220571
    Rabbi Troll
    Participant

    I have been extremely surprised and very disappointed by the lack of responses to this post. Our dear friend and prominent member of the greater YWN Coffee Room Community, known here by the mind blowing username commonsaychel, has started a crucial and critical campaign to help us all achieve the lofty goal and dream of becoming true citizens of the Sock Puppet Association. The lack of middos tovos revealed by everyone ignoring this askan as he goes about this selfless task and struggle is truly unpalatable.

    in reply to: Is harry potter kosher? #2219802
    Rabbi Troll
    Participant

    Harry Potter is definitely not kosher for a very simple reason, Pot is a slang for weed, therefore Potter can be interpreted as a person who smokes pot. Are we going to poison our precious little children with these terrible ideas about drugs???

    in reply to: Should i become a psychologist? #2219800
    Rabbi Troll
    Participant

    If you’re posting on an online forum like this one and actually taking it seriously then you definitely should NOT become a therapist maybe you should see one

    in reply to: ENGLISH SHOULD BE OPTIONARY #2219777
    Rabbi Troll
    Participant

    Did I hear my name???

    in reply to: BE AWARE!!!!!!!! #2219775
    Rabbi Troll
    Participant

    Spaze in Rabosai, this thread was started in 2008 a little bit outdated don’t ya think???

    in reply to: BE AWARE!!!!!!!! #2219515
    Rabbi Troll
    Participant

    What are you talking about guys?!?!?!? Just drink Tropicana!

    in reply to: Modern Art #2219513
    Rabbi Troll
    Participant

    Avirahdearah, it’s quite impressive that the only reason you are on this forum is leshaim shamaim to give us peasants and lowlifes a true derech hachaim, I can only dream of achieving such high heights!

    in reply to: Modern Art #2218202
    Rabbi Troll
    Participant

    Gadol Hadorah, you’re the typical example of a scoffer of some of the most powerful, influential and brilliant works of art by calling preschool projects. Why is it so hard to recognize the profound impact its underlying messages and meanings have on society? Take for example the famous banana duck taped to a wall which rightly sold for an enormous sum of money. All I could hear at the time was scorn and ridicule at this magnificent work. Why don’t we just understand the power and wisdom of its important message? That particular piece clearly reflects on courage and hope in hard and difficult situations. A banana represents the difficult struggle of having something beautiful (like a banana) but cannot last forever and as it ages will develop brown spots on its skin and eventually rot. A wall is something solid strong and lasting representing a lasting effect on the world your actions can have. By binding together your life (the banana) which does not last with good deeds that have a world wide impact (the wall) a temporary life receives meaning. Using duck tape to bind them together represents a binding between life and impactful action that is not weak like scotch tape but not too strong like cement. This teaches us while we must hustle to act and tie ourselves to action in a strong way like duck tape, we cannot hustle too hard or fast (like cement) because then nothing will get done. “Haste makes waste”. This is just one interpretation of many including happiness, kindness, knowledge, positivity, peace, and many others.

    in reply to: BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP IS A JEW!!! #2217582
    Rabbi Troll
    Participant

    Don’t you remember everyone saying trump is gematria mashiach? Of course he is Jewish!

    in reply to: BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP IS A JEW!!! #2217579
    Rabbi Troll
    Participant

    There are reports that Trump is really secretly a frum ( modern orthodox) yid and he got a psak that when he is mechalel Shabbos it is for pekuach nefesh since everything he does can get him closer to the presidency, and as president he can save Jewish lives by giving $ to Israel’s iron dome

Viewing 16 posts - 1 through 16 (of 16 total)