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Hodulashem
wow
Looks like he was a very lucky guy to have the opportunity to go out with you.
-Twice…
wannabe
It is possible to find a guy who grows no facial hair…
Or you could try laser hair removal…
Is there any shorter versions of the above posts?
The reason why less 60+ women are single is that due to people living longer, they are finding it harder to kill their husbands …
Two on a seat would allow double the amount of people into the same amount of space, with today’s large families I’m all for it…
from now on RSVP cards will ask the following,
number of people attending?
amount of seats needed?
fitting two over-sized people on one chair might be hard so a final question should be:
waist size of attending guests?
I Personally think access to the internet should be restricted to men and women over the age of sixty…
Its not baal tashchis, and I’m not a dustbin (trashcan)…
Next time cook less…
as your screen name suggests, your chat screen probably has a few dead ”pixels” in the shape of the loch ness.
Or you just should have gone to specsavers…
@Murphy
Who said all the sons were brothers?
Perhaps mum and dad will still get their beauty sleep.
Take them into the shower with you on a regular basis and hang then to dry over a rail, this idea avoids the strings separating.
If strings get a little knotted then just iron them out before attempting to unknot them.
The mods havent blocked you yet
your text messages are still coherent…
My understanding is that he authorized, agreed to, although not physically involved in the death of near 150 people, (when involved in terrorist activities) what he became or achieved in later life can never atone for such crimes…
When you start hacking the short of cash yeshivah guys for ”not going out to work for their money”.
And/or you stop funding their great institutions…
@ Mrs notasheep,
was it not a little sheepish not to make a seating plan before going to the airport…
Or taken an aforementioned larger vehicle?
Apologies I couldn’t avoid the pun!
Emor Ma’at Va’asai Harbeh…
The more mitzvos you can do the better, and perhaps, possibly but probably unlikely, you might get a small donation ”towards fuel” from one of four moaning backseat drivers…
Beggars can’t be choosers..,