Poshite Yid 613

The cow all of a sudden jumped on the PEDA guy and was jumping up and down up and down, then shockingly bent over and whispered in PEDA’s ear, “WAnna save me now?”

They start burning down anything made of wood, who’s gonna help? ALl of a sudden, you a pink wallaby coming to th rescue!

To learn or not to learn. That is THE question.

(a quote from Velvel Shakspiro

I don’t have sons to learn with, but anyways, I think I’d rather go to MBC. Areivim what’s your suggestion?

But the moiser just called the police, who arrested me, so I went and killed the moiser al pi the rambam

Then the mysterious moiser was lurking around me again.

I used to daven yomim noraim in a yeshiva with hundreds of people. This year I davened in a small kollel with 13 people! But I didn’t notice the difference, because the atmosphere was so sincere and everyone was in their davening with full force. But all shuls I’ve been for were gehfehrluch (even RH and YK) – people would shmooze and it was all a big joke of showing off suits, and there was no kol tfilla.

Thanx… anyways Admur MJ stole the tickets and won a sheitel at the chinese auction. It was white with gray strings…

How expensive are the tickets

I dont know if mepal said it but yeah we had MBC already. I think that’s where I’ll go. Where is everybody else limaskonoh going

But where is there to go to let out your simcha 😉

I think we must use chickens no matter what, and if the gov. asers it, we’ll have to find out how to deal with it. But why doesn’t the gov. let anyways?

There was a picture of a meis mitzvah but I guess that could be different

Whatever the case I think it’s important that the minhag in klal yisroel of doing kaporos with chickens continues… however it is possible… moisrim or no moisrim

that’s a bisel too south…

So she issued a psak from the admoor that everybody else’s sheitels were Indian

until everybody there just fainted. SHe took advantage and cut off their hair to sell as sheitels in Boro Park.

cool

Nu let’s hear

I saw a preview but i guess its not the same…

I just want to make one thing clear (on topic). My family is a russian baal tshuvah, but my grandma grew up in a shtetl in Ukraine, and one of the things she remembers from her childhood was doing kaporos on erev yom kippur, with chickens, and shechting them, and giving it as a nedoova to the ohrmeleit (aniyim). She also remembers making matzos and several other things. Doing kapporos with chickens is an experience not even soviet jews would forget. It is a minhag etched into the nishomos of yidden.

Anyways, Admour MJ shlita (zrl) decided to call up his good friend Michael Jordan for assistance