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I switched all the cars.
I switched all the snow, so it was the same anyway.
I knew you would. That’s why I also used a shell corporation to post here, and my shell corporation’s totty can beat up your shell corporation’s totty.
PBA: I dunno. I’ve seen leases with the clause that as long as there is 24-hour notice, he can show the apartment during any daytime hours during the final month/2 months of the lease. Hopefully he’ll respect your wishes re Shabbos/the birthday party, but depending on the lease it could very well be his right.
There are very few jurisdictions that don’t regulate residential leases, so most provisions of your lease are subject to overriding law anyway.
I would definitely, as a tenant, read that as including a reasonability clause. For example, you can’t set up shop in my apartment every day, all day, for the last two months. No contract can possibly include every eventuality, and I can’t imagine any court would read that literally.
I knew you would do that, which is why I gave you a phony name and address.
haha,joke’s on you, because I didn’t do any of that, and instead wasted all your time on this thread.
Also, I never allow pictures. It’s my stuff all over the apartment, and that’s private. If anyone pulls out a camera, I just say “no pictures, please.”
I once had a broker try to come on shabbos because I didn’t answer the phone. He accosted me when I came home, with a prospective tenant, and asked if he could come in and see the apartment. I said, “no, call my phone,” went inside and locked the chain.
It depends on the lease, There might be a clause that the landlord in the final month of the lease has the right to show the apartment
Of course the landlord has the right to show it. But that doesn’t mean any time of day or night. You’re still paying rent and living there, and are obviously entitled to set hours that you aren’t showing it.
You think you were laughing hard? I put up the sign, but some other poor shmoe was the one who parked there!
I knew that! I was the one who parked there, and then hired someone to try to dig it out who was in on the joke, and I stood and laughed, and the joke was on you because while you were standing and laughing, I hired someone else to put a sign by someone else’s spot threatening to slash their tires, and signed it with your name and address, and then slashed their tires.
Sam,
I don’t agree. The landlord’s right is not to enter at any time whatsoever. You still live there, and have the right to block off times.
What if the landlord wants to come in while you’re making a birthday party.
Someone put up that sign and parked in my spot.
So I shoveled all the snow back around their car, and left a sign. It said:
Hi. I spent a lot of time and energy shoveling back in your car, and searching for your video surveillance. Unfortunately, I was unable to locate your video camera, and was therefore unable to remove it. However, I assume I will see you undigging your car, and will use that opportunity to stand and watch and laugh so hard as to be worth your slashing my tires. To ensure I have sufficient time to see you undigging and enjoy, please note I have poured water over the snow pile. This is not a promise.
Happened with me. I just said that time didn’t work for me. Should be fine.
If isn’t, just lock the door with the chain and sing loud. That’s what I did.
Nothing wrong with having a bit of backbone.
This whole discussion misses the point.
How about ask one of the chosson’s friends to stand up and say all sorts of really bad stuff about the chosson. But at the end he’ll say “just kidding.”
Do you have a driveway?
Me? No.
Do you? Can I block it? Did I block it?
<em?I cant find the speech article on the main page anymore or previous pages??
Me neither. It’s a vast conspiracy.
Please. Every person I know has been saying this for years, but the rich kid says it and now it’s news.
I think that’s a bigger problem than the issues he’s talking about. I think his next speech should be “don’t only listen to the rich kid.”
Sell drugs.
I don’t think my post was a suggestion, but looks like yours was.
Not calling you a sociopath, but not not calling you one either.
I read on the news that dude in Boston was shot in a fight over a parking spot.
Not sure what the point was, since the shooter then drove away to avoid being arrested. So lost the spot anyway.
NY stinks much worse when it snows, because they don’t pick up the garbage.
At least its frozen so it isn’t rotting.
The problem is the idiots who clear away the snow from parking spots and then the garbage starts rotting there again.
Oomis, in many OOT cities, the rule you propose is actually the rule. It works well, since this way people actually shovel out the spots instead of just moving enough snow around to get their car out.
However, the reason that isn’t the rule in NY, is that there are not actually enough spots on the street for everyone to be parked there at the same time. So if your rule were the rule, the people who were at work, or wherever, when the snow fell, would not be allowed to come home for your two days. (And it isn’t as if they could park on the next block–there’s someone taking every spot there also.)
So while I sympathize with your digging out your car only to have someone else grab the spot, I also sympathize with the dude who went to Lakewood for shabbos and now has zero spots to park in in NY (under your rule).
Snow in NY really stinks. Well, actually, NY really stinks.
Legally.
Depends what city you live in. In many cities, you do have a right to put out your junk and save a spot.
You mean for single girls to troll on?
Billings.
The whole country hates NY. And GOP candidate isn’t gonna win NY anyway. Cruz wins this round.
Bots are too young to read.
Would you prefer if I were not so hung up on age?
This isn’t about my preference. It’s about who is Jewish, which is very important.
Bots are not adults.
Why are you so hung up on age?
Bots are not Jewish. They do not have mothers.
Cars also don’t have mothers, and according to your earlier statement they’re jewish.
Ford employees used to be children.
Ford employees used to be children.
Everybody used to be children. Except children. So according to your logic, everybody is children except children.
If children are not jewish, then how are their children jewish?
Ford factories don’t employ children, so you can’t bring a proof from that.
If you were a tree, and were asked if you were a human what type would you be, what is your answer?
You have got to be kidding me.
Squeak, please explain.
He said PB 13 so Powerball.
I thought that was PBA
The winning numbers are
32 16 19 57 34 and PB 13
Was that for the powerball or for the mega? Bec you were wrong on the mega.
Powerball is goyish. Power is kochi v’otzem yadi.
I wouldn’t be bankrupt.
I’d put a good hundred million in a self settled asset protection trust that my creditors couldn’t reach (so that I can’t borrow against it).
GAW, that is a very good question. It’s a good thing you don’t learn torah, or you’d think you don’t need to put on pants in the morning.
Happy Birthday!
Is this a troll thread?
Shh, don’t tell everyone.
Not sure what you’re saying.
What’s the mekor that eliezer asked for Rivka’s resume?