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Dr.pepper – were rolling!!LOL thats mad funny yo
PeerimsameachParticipantand mommy613-were not mean or anything so sorry if the above came out a shtikel mean
PeerimsameachParticipantand once ur on yeshiva world u can’t really comment on wat other ppl do on a good way.I’m sure u wouldn’t want ur kids to b on yeshiva world (then agn who knows?..ur on it)
smartcookie-LOL people on yeshiva world speak yiddish?its a heimshe crowd?
PeerimsameachParticipantmommy 613-what are you doing on yeshiva world?shouldn’t u be talking care of ur kids? And why you asking Radom ppl for advice on things you would like to maybye get your kids?why don’t u ask people u know and trust rather asking random people on yeshiva world . On the other hand were not asking any advice on learning or things like that all were trying to do is bring smiles to peoples day and let people remenice about the good ol days in yeshiva
PeerimsameachParticipantda- kish mein tuchas shmegege. and smartcookie- we dont ahve internet or computers at our yeshiva…but sumone has an ipad and in a certain place by our school we pick up wireless soo we all share the ipad and know the password so whenevr we feel like going on we do…and sometimes were all togethr so one person writes and everyone says what they want to be written
PeerimsameachParticipantmommy 613-you wanted us to reply tour q. it happens to be that the only way we actually go online is bcz of sumones ipad…and yea he got the italmund on it…but to be tottaly emesdik with u…once theirs internet on it u get so distracted that you dont end up using the italmund…but it does come in handy when ur going on a trip and everyone else has to carry their seforim or siddurim and the bocher who has the ipad just brings that along with him… so their are maaylois and chesroinois to it…u have to know ur child if having an ipad is just going to aid him in his learning and hes not the type to get distracted like most of us then maybye it would be a great idea.
PeerimsameachParticipantWe hope whoever is reading this wont get the wrong idea. Bcz Bh were avery freilche group and we use it for good things. Weve gone to hospitals, and learning programs with older men.. and they love our “crazyness” and excitment. If we were boring we wouldnt be able to bring smiles to peoples faces. lol but we defenitly need to tone down on the harassing teacher thing…ur rite
PeerimsameachParticipantmommy 613- happens to be that we can tell you storys that are just as horrible. We chaoup the tragic things that could C”V happen if we go overboard, but BH as crazy,a nd not so nice taht our shtik sounds like its done in a very tactful way. We really are ehrilicheh boys and dont mean any harm.
“lakol Zman vaeith” theres a time for everything…its a big talent to know when you could do shtik ( and it wont be bothersome) .. to who you could do shtik ( some rebbeim wouldnt appreciate it…and some LOVE it and think its so clever).
B”h our chevra has masterd the art
PeerimsameachParticipantD a- shycheis??wat r u saying? We just asked almost our whole school if they know louis shachar (we even asked rebeim)and no one knows who that is
PeerimsameachParticipantfeif un-very funny!! but their might be a shilah of kashrus with that. what if their was a product that wasnt koisher in the capsules…and u put it in ur mouth! u could have swallowed some… lol we happen to be a bunch of crazy crzyy guys but wen it comes to Toirah(sometimes its hard)but we try to be strict.
PeerimsameachParticipantit happens to be that u wud think that only in a yeshiva thats were all the crazy things take place…but in my sisters school(maybye not really the school..more like she brings all this crazyness to it)but they know how to have fun too but along the lines of school pranks they had a farm come to their elementry school( shes in the high school) and being that it was heimsh owned the animals werent surpervised so well. A bunch of friends and her took the cow they brought and led it up the stairs into the high school part. I dont know if she knew this at the time but apparently cows only know how to walk UP stairs they cant walk DOWN stairs. lets just say their videos of their principle trying to figure out how to get this cow out of the school are hilarious! tehy ended up getting the guy(yoylie) ( the person incharge of teh whoel farm thing) and he got it down
PeerimsameachParticipantlol wow yw moderator
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PeerimsameachParticipantif someone tells you your good looking, or they go on to say a maala of you its proper to say “chasdei Hashem” u had nothing to do with it… its all from the Abishters kindness
PeerimsameachParticipantlol like were gonna tell u… u want us to get kicked out of yeshiva??..lets just say its in the ny area.(lol does tht narrow it down?)
PeerimsameachParticipant*yeshivas name…meaning many boys in our yeshiva use this
PeerimsameachParticipantmany people use this account. its my yeshivas name… lol we made it during peerim( purim) when we were how u say..a shtikel drunk
PeerimsameachParticipantLOL! This isn’t a prank but my sister was taking a test in school and she had to fill in a maamer chazal and all she remembered was that it had like elokim in it and shamayin and ain so she wrote as the maamer chazal ain elokim bashamyim…obviously she got it wrong.LOL for the longest time her teacher though she was an apikorais
PeerimsameachParticipantofcource just fill it with shiurim and jewish music… and only if he doesnt have anything like that already.
PeerimsameachParticipantbut.. HANDS DOWN THE JANITORS IN YESHIVA ARE THE BEST! our favorite ones were guys called herb, dwayne, damitri and our favorite jamoul
PeerimsameachParticipantdont even get me started on the not Jewish teachers. they were teh best to pull pranks on..telling them every day of adar that were suppose to be acting crazy and its okay. getting them to say words liek chulent, challah, chrein, chummus and names like chaim,chaya etc. we one time tought our english teacher how to shteig away. we tought him how to do thumb dips and how to shukle. we even gave him a bekshe and up hat to wear…lol crazy times.and this teacher looks liek the biggest shegetz out there white thinning hair and an earing
PeerimsameachParticipantmore stories? do u chaoup wat goes on in school under teh teachers noses? somehow i ges wen sumthing is assured ( not allowed)everyone starts coming up with such creative things Booruch Hashem we started maturing and we dont do all the immature shtik we used too… but sumehow i ges as u get older the shtik just gets better and u dont get cought. Our rebbi confiscated oen day 6 cell phones and gave them to our rosh yeshiva who put them in his office. One of us kept an eye on teh Rosh to see where he was and ( it was like a secrete agent type of things) when he was getting close to teh office ( we used cell phones to communicate) ( other peoples cell phones…since ours were already taken) and we would text teh next person taht he was coming towards him. so i had enough time to get the cell phones. and the day b4 he was suppose to give them back i put them back so he thought they where their all along ( if he would have checked on them and saw tht tehy werent their i dont know wat would have happend…the story would have probaly turned out diffrently..). When he called us in to give back our cell phones he went into his drawer took them out and told us” im very proud of u boys… i know it must have been a areally hard thing for u to be away from ur phones 4 this long etc..” he gave us a whole shpeil and the entire time the six of us were winking to each other… lol ofcource wen he looked at us we noddd in agreement to him and said ” ofcource we had such a hard time.. that was a really harsh punishment)
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PeerimsameachParticipantthats the shaycheis but the new title is fine
PeerimsameachParticipantyo it happens to be that in yeshiva our rebbeim call the person who does pranks and has smart( chutzpadik) type of things a macher. a
PeerimsameachParticipantvus= wat
PeerimsameachParticipantnu? liek vus?
PeerimsameachParticipantthe ppl who check what you write ] and delete it if they dont liek it deleted what i just wrote!! it was all about woodburn and teh things we used to do there.. lol crazy times. anyway we just played a trick on our rebbe we put on teh new aka pella cd and my friends and i pretended we were the ones beat boxing to it and our rebbe told us to stop and wen we did teh cd was still playing he was like vus is dus? he couldnt chaoup. it was mad funny!
PeerimsameachParticipantyuh thats tottalyy me! I feel soo Jewish but my favorite class is lunch..
PeerimsameachParticipantgo on yeshivah world;] jk get a facebook…but if you really have time go learn..say tehilim?
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PeerimsameachParticipantalso shulesh shidees makes the luz bone stronger….i heard u cud eat a mezoinois and fullfill teh nourishing of the bone
PeerimsameachParticipantanavim anavim
PeerimsameachParticipantwithout the gelt their won’t b a beis medresh to learn in
PeerimsameachParticipantSum1has to do the collecting and y nt take the buchirim who have a lil more chayes
PeerimsameachParticipantmost of the time its completly safe bc ur going with r”y or rabbanim and even if it does get a bissel wild that’s part of the experience.ur going to make it forbuten(assur) for ur kid to go out and join there freinds then there going to go out on their own and its for a gut cause y nt (if thier asking to go out and collect)go out and do mitzvoh.this is one of the few things we look forward 2.and we end up by a big Baal tzedakahs house having a geshmack time ats wrong with that. Nt 2 mention all the gelt for the yeshiva
PeerimsameachParticipantYesss!!!
PeerimsameachParticipantstrait up we shud b allowd to drink at wtevr age and evn if its banned by R”y we will get on hands on it. When everyones drinking it’s hard to stop underaged kids frum getting it.if rabbi so and so is drinking why can’t I?
February 16, 2010 2:47 am at 2:47 am in reply to: Dressing up as a Nun, Munk,or Santa Claus for Purim #927297PeerimsameachParticipantLOL but they don’t know ur making fun of them….unless they can read hebrw..4all we know they could think we like Santa…etc like last year as a 2knd costume I dressed up like obama people thought I liked him…little did they know it wuz all leitanusah(making fun)
February 16, 2010 2:41 am at 2:41 am in reply to: Dressing up as a Nun, Munk,or Santa Claus for Purim #927295PeerimsameachParticipantthat posuk is somewhere in gemara.it means”ur nt allowed to make fun of things,but making fun of avoida zarah is ok”
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