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The yetzer hara is a beached whale.
If you eat a Jabber-wohkee do you jab people?
In Gefilte fish we trust.
Because nothing can have a probability of 1 it would not need a server at all because it would not exist.
Gefilte fish climb Gefilte trees, this is pashut ve’eino tzarich liphnim.
Saying psychology is easy and a lot of fun is like saying if I read Newton’s Principa Mathematica then I am qualified to work in a nuclear reactor.
That means that if two threads were infinitely long then the Coffee Room servers would blink out of existence.
Of the joy comparison thief is theft of comparison joyous.
Es steht mephurash in Dr Seuss, fish in a tree, how can that be? Aub azoi zet man, as es iz takke schwer ober es ken sein.
From a Torah perspective, the role of the psychologist is to bring the patient to a state where they can be mekayem taryag mitzvos. This includes ivdu es Hashem be’simchah, the mitzva of kibbud av ve’em, taharas ha’mishpacha and the mitzva of limmud torah.
If one of these needs to be broken as a stop-gap measure, it needs to be fixed in the long run.
So the therapists job is not finished till he has tidied up after himself.
Theft is the joy of comparison.
I normally put a coat on my arms.
This is your onesh for using M$ based technology instead of numpy.
If your definition of ruchniyosdik is hard working then I disagree with the question.
I.e. there is no mitzva of lo saamod al dam reechah in case of drowning and shema yitva gam hu.
There is a Rashi somewhere which talks about the un-tzeniasdik way the Edomiim dress in Paris. Reb Binyamin Zilber brings this as an antecedent for Parisian fashion.
Under Sharia law or the Gerrer Rebbe?
The only thing my mother and her mother-in-law ever agreed about is blue for fleishig and red for milchik. Maybe it is a yekkisher thing.
Dos iz nicht peshat, voz der alter bochur hot gemeint iz az takke der tumah net iz ah cheftza de’issurah ober er hot sich gemacht ah chattichah de’issurah auchert der fahr klapei eim iz doch heterah.
Je suis, tu es.
It’s funny that’s all I remember from high-school French.
A lot of shuls like singing Adon Olam to a variation of Cielito Lindo.
Traditionally Jews have turned to the church for help but they have never pardoned the Church for 2000 years of pillage and murder.
Es iz verhanen a machlokess Reb Boruch Ber und Reb Shimonen in der shaalah.
Because Dr Frankenstein refused to create a wife for Frankenstein’s monster, the monster then killed his wife. This is a clear middah keneged middah for not allowing the monster to fulfill the mitzva of lo tohu bera’ah lesheves yetzara even in a case where there is no pru u’revu.
Judaism can only exist within a classical society. A strong Church makes an easier environment for frum Jews to live and work. This has nothing to do with finding common idealogical underpinnings between the two religions.
Yiddish klezmer
The solution to the shidduch crisis is to colonise a new planet.
The siddur ha’gra says the lost tribes are beyond the Ganges River.
If you don’t have friends you won’t have anyone to talk lashon hara to.
Today is cream-cheese yellow.
Dallas is located in a suburb of the Mir Yeshiva.
The cyber-shechinah is shoreh in the coffee room.
Middos alert, middos alert
Being married is a different level of existence than being a bachur.
Klezmer is authentically Jewish but unfortunately most klezmer groups are not frum.
Rav Hutner says Yishmael hated us from the foundation of the state because till then we were nomadic like them.
Everything we eat is from the dirt except it has been purified by plants and animals, the sotah has abnegated her right to this maalyusah.
Set yourself a schedule to learn 2 hours more each day than you are now for 1 month and then reconsider the situation.
It is unclear what the cause of the attacks is, there is a possible connection to this year’s Burgundy grape harvest having failed due to an increased prevalence of greenfly.
I don’t know what the mission was but the earlier editions have divrei torah from Reb Chaim Ozer etc. I guess it was a Torah bulletin board.
He says, if Hashem told you to do something then Hashem also meant, do everything you need to do to make that happen also. And conversely for an aveirah.
This is not the way Reb Nosson Gestetner understands the gemara (Nasan Piryo on Makkos, sugya of lachatov etzim be’yaar).
Oy iz gut zu sein ah yideleeeh
Is your favourite food cholent made by Kayla Kuchleffel?
There does not need to be a strict correlation between the maaseh of kom lei bederabah minei and the lav, e.g. see gemara Kesuvos where there is a haveh amina that gozel chelev ve’ochlo is patur since he needs to pick up the chelev (maaseh geneva) in order to eat it (issur chelev).
By the same token you could not ask a child the name of their favourite flower.
Strawberry flavoured muffin crumble with rose petal sawdust jam?
I think haPardes started around 1926. It seems Hebrew Books has almost the complete set. The Mir has a beis ha’medrash le’iluy nishmas Rabbi Elberg donated by his wife.
According to the 1977 Guiness Book of Records, the world’s largest food item is a stuffed camel.
This is why Oscar the Grouch ran away from cheder.