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I normally get about 6 hrs. or so, basically going to sleep and waking up at the same time, but very often I get so extremely tired like suddenly in middle of the afternoon. Did that happen in the ’80s?
@nevillechaimberlin
“Not true. I used to be a brainwashed, pro-flat-tax good Republican boy who was never rich, but believed that more money for the rich would lead to more hiring and higher salaries for everyone underneath. So, there’s a third group you forgot to mention: anyone who believes in the myth of trickle-down economics. I’ve since hacked up the cool-aid and would be fine with taxing the daylights out of them. Naturally, I still vote Republican; I’m just a bad Republican boy now.”You became an economist? What made you change your mind?
Isn’t anyone besides AviK concerned with what’s right, instead of what they want?
@CTlawyer (old post)
“If he doesn’t like the Dems in control in the northeast move to the flyover zone. I ‘m sure he’ll find the red necks very tolerant of his ilk.”
Seriously? Someone who doesn’t like the Dems’ control may not ask questions? Their only option is to move?send them a fruit basket.
Please don’t. We’re starting to get fruit flies.
“There’s one!” Biz cried excitedly, pointing to the sand dune on the side of the road. “LEt’s get it!” He ran to the rattlesnake and grabbed it from behind.
The snake hissed and quickly reared his head, giving a sure and instant bite to Biz’s hand. Biz fell on the floor.
“Oh no!” cried Annie. “Oh no! Oh no!” She rushed to his side and (true to first aid procedures) slit his hand open using her nail clippers, the only sharp object she had on her.” Guys like Rubio, Graham and Christie who once were principled Republicans have sold their souls to avoid being on the wrong side of a Trump tweetstorm”
Graham is news to me.
Rubio I agree with you. The guy lost my vote and all self-respect.
Christie was always a jerk.If you want an example of a really bad poem
Which, in truth, doesn’t even rhyme
Look no Further than this post right here
You can tweet it to your friends.My shul has a talmud yerushalmi. Feel free to come learn there,
What’s the best way to make coffee lemonade? With sugaR or without?
Troll threads are supposed to be funny.
*Don’t stop now
Yes,” said Marcus. “I started an intelligence business. People can buy intelligence for me for a modest fee. As to what was in the vat, I fear….” his voice trailed off into nothingness.
“Yes?” said Baruch. “This is just getting mysterious. Don’t start now.”
“I just hope I’m not jumping to conclusions,” Marcus murmured, pulling on his mustache. “I can’t be, can I?”so your question is only about unvaccinating your kids, but not yourself…that would imply you yourself are NOT VACCINATED. YET you chose to vaccinate your helpless defenseless kids . Aha! DAASYOCHID IS A MEMBER OF THE LEV TAHOR CULT !!!!!!!!
Marcus studied him thoughtfully. “Aha,” he finally said. “Aha.”
“What is it?” Baruch asked excitedly. He loved when Marcus got all quiet like that. It meant there was another genius thought in the making, and nothing excited Baruch more than plain old genius.
“Just a theory,” Marcus said. “Just a theory.”
“Nu??????”
“Well, I don’t want to get your hopes up, but I was walking past a beet plantation just last week and I saw something suspicious.”
“Dr. PAnner!” Baruch gasped.
“Don’t interrupt.” Marcus scolded him. “I was just about to say that. Dr. Panner was in between the rows of beets, holding what seemed to be a giant vat. I stood on tiptoes to try to look inside, and he saw me and started screaming at me to mind my own business. I don’t know how he knows I started a business.”
“You started a business?” Baruch said. “What do you do? And what do you think was in the vat?”
“why do you have to listen to CDC?
and republicans include david duke and the pittsburgh shooter. Time to vote for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Participant 2020!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1Agreed with RebYidd23! SCHOOLS ARE DANGEROUS! THATS WHAT KIDS HAVE BEEN SAYING FOR MANY YEARS ANMD ITS FINALLY BEEN PROVEN BY REBYIDD@#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS ASSUR TO VOTE FOR ANYONE EXCEPT TRUMP WHO IS AN OHEIV YISROEL!!
Espresso.
1. Yes I can verify it’s true.
2. You’re mixing it up with a coke or pepsi ad–one of them had a short guy walk over to a machine, buy 2 cans of the opposite company, step on them and buy their company,
P.S. Did you really think your version was correct??!!DBT insistes on making this a fantasy….
“OH no!” Annie shouted, clutching her heart. “Oh my…Those poor Japanese!”
“Well if this is 1941 we can be prejudiced,” Biz noticed. “Who cares about the Japanese anyway?”
Thing is, Biz was actually running for mayor of his village, and it was actually all a setup. One of the incumbent’a gangsters had played with the radio and made them beieve it was 1941 when really it was still this year, and he had bugged the car well with video cameras and now had a full-fledged devastating report. Biz was officially a gullible fool AND a racist, so both Republicans AND Dems had to hate him now.Oh what a shame…I just wrote a brilliant piece, only to see I’ve been preponed by OP.
like big dif between yarmulkes and monarahs in town squares….one is doing mitzvos publicly, the other is making your mitzvah public.
William Harrison was arguably the best pres ever!!!!! Also Chester Arthur had a cool mustache.
oh deer. how klutzy of me. I misread @coffeeaddict’s last sentence. But my post could still work with just a minor tweak. Baruch overhears the waiter asking someone…till beets!”
How did President Bush change our country?
would you rather sour cream or applesauce on your latkes?
Much to his surprise, his waiter turns out to be none other than…his doctor!
“Hello, I will be serving you tonight,” Dr. Panner said. “May I recommend the fried beet salad and maybe a good moscato to go along with it?”
Baruch stuck his hand out. “Tell me, is my hand broken?”
Dr. Panner gasped. “I can’t believe you discovered my true identity!” he exclaimed. “You probably also realize that the beet salad isn’t really made from beets!”It’s very easy to prove you wrong. Put applesauce on a latke and eat just the oil that comes out of the latke and gets mixed with the applesauce, and do the same with sour cream. You’ll see trhat the sourcream latkes maintain the latke taste better than applesauce. Obviously, applesauce is more of a cover up than sour cream.
@ kovod habrios, how did you pick that name? Why not something like “insensitive, stupid clout” or”dumbbell” or “extremely stupid”?
The blue siddur with unclear words.
I love myself and want to eat MBD’s music. Sorry for bragging.
here’s actually a quaestion that’s been nagging at my heart for a while….everyone says ears see automatically, eyes semi-automatically, and mouths aren’t automatic at all. Its a message that we should use our ears most then eyes then mouth. But then were told that actually seeeing bad thing is most dangerous.
did my above post go through (the one right after 25)? I got an error message. that said it was duplicated but i only submitted once.
oh, sorry. Didn’t mean any offense. Just ignore me and carry on.
you can also just dedicate your next book to the participant of the coffee room.
just write a new book in which Yael Reed is a fictional charachter in jail.