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  • in reply to: Brain teaser – price of oil #839447
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    It was a bad joke that I meant nothing by. It was the phrase that came to mind when I read “the price of oil”, that’s it.

    in reply to: Is Chuck Norris Muttar? #950898
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    Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.

    Chuck norris doesn’t turn on the shower he looks at it untill it crys

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience

    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

    Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.

    Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.

    in reply to: Feeling the Chanukah Spirit #912675
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    soliek- Very funny! I was waiting for that, but I was expecting it from Toi.

    in reply to: Favorite flavor donut #1204671
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    midwesterner- I never understood that, it’s by far the best donut they sell so why wouldn’t they sell it all year? Maybe they don’t want us to get sick of it. Let get together and occupy them!

    in reply to: Is Chuck Norris Muttar? #950897
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    I’m sitting here laughing as I read through this thread. It’s just hilarious!

    in reply to: The CR in the Country Yossi?! #866645
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    Can someone please tell us which thread it was?

    in reply to: let's make the longest thread possible!! #837461
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    kido- So just go straight to the last page. It’s not like there is anything important going on on the first page(s).

    in reply to: Midwesterner.. #837650
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    I’m related to syag. That should do it.

    in reply to: Last week #859176
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    I’m thinking if I’m really lucky I’ll post once a week but it’ll probably be more like once a month tops.

    in reply to: Favorite flavor donut #1204669
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    I’d go with caramel as number 1, and boston cream as 2.

    in reply to: Midwesterner.. #837648
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    midwesterner- The mods didn’t let my other post through, probably because I put a link in the first part, but here was the part that mattered. I’d rather not give out any information, but if you ask your wife she should know who I am, if she doesn’t than I will imy”h come over to you the next time I see you.

    in reply to: Last week #859174
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    Amen! Thank you! I’ll try to stop in more than once every six months (that was a bit of an exaggeration) but I definitely will not be here all day like I am now.

    in reply to: Tehillim needed #836496
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    Amen. Refuah Sheleimah. May he live at least another 38 years in good health and mood!

    in reply to: Do ladies think? #837480
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    Woman do not think.

    in reply to: Question! #837158
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    WIY- I was thinking of writing that but nobody would have gotten it. I was then thinking to write “LCRM (local CR member)” but that’s redundant so I didn’t.

    in reply to: let's make the longest thread possible!! #837453
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    Bump.

    in reply to: Brain teaser – price of oil #839444
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    What’s this got to do with the price of tea in China?

    in reply to: Question! #837156
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    I daven shachris and go straight to work from there without having any chances to eat, so I take a granola bar or a yogurt with me to shachris and eat it on my way to work. If you are always hungry or thirsty by before lighting, then make a point of eating before or be a man and sweat it out.

    mik5- In such a case you should ask your LOR (or local CR member) to find out if it’s even muttar.

    in reply to: The Great Potato Latke vs Hamantaschen Debate —> VOTING IS CLOSED <— #933084
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    Hamentashen are much better. If you are going to fry a potato don’t shred it, either shred it and bake it (kugel) or make it into fries.

    in reply to: YWN Coffee Room Chanakah Party!!! ☕🕎🎉🍩 #1205637
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    moishy- Sorry they were already booked for a party tonight, maybe they’ll perform tomorrow. How are the latkes?

    in reply to: Question! #837153
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    Is it that hard to wait a little bit?

    in reply to: Midwesterner.. #837643
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    yentingyenta- Megabus just ended a sale that offered free tickets with just a fifty cent reservation fee no matter how many tickets you book. You can go from New York to Chicago and back by going from New York to Cleveland or Detroit, and from there to Chicago. If you choose to fly, take spirit, they have great deals.(There aren’t very many cheap flights on spirit from NY to Chicago until next month though)

    in reply to: Cousins at Chanukah Party #910954
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    Wolf- I don’t know if you noticed the little smiley at the end but I put it there because it was a joke. You mentioned that what you do makes you a menuval, thus stating a not true negative trate of yours, so I thought it would be funny to add the other not true negative trate you stated in another thread. It was a bad joke, I should have refrained. If you were offended I apologize.

    in reply to: Midwesterner.. #837633
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    Midwesterner- I got those tickets too, I was on your daughters flight along with sem20, great deal!

    in reply to: YBC on NBC #836319
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    RB- You really think so? I can hear Duggie, but Peerimsameach?

    in reply to: Doing Chesed With Mentchlichkeit #838469
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    Whether or not it is a chessed is irrelevant, if you commit to something you have to do it. In this case the driver committed to pick up mytake at hospital “x” at “x” o’clock, therefor the driver is at fault because she should have been waiting outside at the given time. The driver never committed to pick up mytake without any music or friends, yet anyone who thought for three seconds would have made the normal decision to turn it off or at least ask mytake if s/he minded. The only difference between a chessed ride and a regular ride (carpool, car service) is that you aren’t getting something in return so you have less of a commitment, thus allowing you to call and say that you will be late, as opposed to a car service or carpool where it’s not so nice to call and say you will be late.

    in reply to: CR Posting Tips #882506
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    DassYochid- I did.

    real-brisker- Thanks, maybe I’ll try that.

    in reply to: CR Posting Tips #882503
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    DaasYochid- Thanks I didn’t see those before but I just tried the link you posted and put my URL in the “website” box and nothing happened. I think I’m missing something.

    in reply to: YBC on NBC #836298
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    I found it a little weird that they were on television. It was a big mistake that they will probably pay for.

    in reply to: Cousins at Chanukah Party #910944
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    Wolf- Yes, now you’re mamesh a menuval and a mechalel shabbos: )

    I don’t see anything wrong with it, you are all family.

    in reply to: any chanuka party game ideas? (for adults?) #835861
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    Pin the candle on the menorah?

    in reply to: CR Posting Tips #882501
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    How do I put a link in my screen name that appears to the left of my every post? This question was brought up several time and two posters claimed to know the answer, but neither went on to give it, rather they just avoided the question. One of the posters was “J”,the other was chocandpatience. Chocandpatience, would you like to give us the answer please? Mods, is it even possible to do this?

    in reply to: The Mechalel Shabbos Troll #839150
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    Jothar- Where did you get this privelege of hearing from the mods?

    in reply to: Od AYC Chai – Apology and Explanation #839899
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    I think Real Israeli meant the second post on the second page of that thread.

    in reply to: The CR Band – Who Plays What? #837837
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    wanderingchana- Heck no! To be honest I don’t really know what it is, some sort of pipe like thing kind of like a flute I think.

    in reply to: The CR Band – Who Plays What? #837832
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    Didgeridoo?

    in reply to: As much as I hate to admit I was wrong.. #834969
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    Care to explaine why?

    in reply to: popa is very possibly retarded (nothing personal honest) #834510
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    If popa is a retard, so am I! Add me to the fan club!

    in reply to: Is every other Woman on Zoloft? #837929
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    I’m not depressed or a woman and I’m on it, I feel great!

    in reply to: Aguda Midwest #837718
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    Boy’s half is more INtowners! It is a chicago camp.

    in reply to: Aguda Midwest #837714
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    moishy- That’s too bad I missed you. How did you like it? I live in chicago where a lot of the staff and campers live (from boys and girls) and they are all very nice people.

    in reply to: Saxophone or Clarinet #834999
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    Personally I would play the sax.

    in reply to: Nose Piecings? #1111691
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    I think it’s a very indian thing.

    in reply to: Aguda Midwest #837711
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    moishy- I was involved with the camp the summer of ’09, were you there then? Just as a heads up, this is a question that is very phishy sounding, so only answer if you feel comfortable.

    in reply to: funny news #1098451
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    There is a talk show host here in Chicago who has a segment of his show called “drunks in the news”. It is a bunch of funny stories that made the news.

    in reply to: I'm on 13th Ave. #833552
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    I’m home! I just walked in the door. Nothing like sitting in a airport for 5 hours with nothing to do. BP girl- I think I saw you, were you the girl with the blue shirt and a pleated skirt…wait I saw hundreds of those, I geuss I’ll never know if it was you. By the way anyone who lives in BP, I passed your house today. I was on the road by 10:30 and my meeting wasn’t until 1:30 so I cruised around BP for 3 hours until the meeting then from 2:15 until 5:00. At that point I had had too much BP for one day so I went to the airport for my 9:30 flight which got delayed until 9:50 so I was in the airport for 5 hours. That’s the rundown of my day. Life is great.

    in reply to: I'm on 13th Ave. #833549
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    I am not the one who bought sender av’s mind. If you see any minds on sale or a life I’m looking to get one so let me know I can use one. For the life make it a good one and a long one, please not refurbished again. I’m sitting here in the airport, my flight is delayed and I’m realy bored. Any ideas now?

    in reply to: I'm on 13th Ave. #833542
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    I have a car so no trains would be needed. I’ve been people watching for some time now, and it gets quite boring, they all look the same, the men have curly antenas comming out of their heads and wear long coats and hitched socks, and the ladys all have a plastic bonnet and look like they are comming from a funeral. It’s raining on and off. By the way popa, good idea, I’d like to give him a peice of my mind (if I can spare it!) address please?

    in reply to: where can i find really good deals… #833212
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    Yes it is great, but it depends on if you want to stay for a while or just go up for the day (date, meeting, farher, shopping, etc.) Spirit is great if you are doing what I am, going up for the day, but if you want to take a trip where you will have to bring baggage then you will have to check how much they charge, and calculate it to see if it’s still the good deal it seems like.

    in reply to: Question about being a guest #833146
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    Popa- Do you really think Starbucks doesn’t reuse their cups or are you OK with it?:)

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