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eclipse- I didn’t mean to be rude. Since when is ZK a he?
It is a bit more quiet this way, in a good way though.
Obviously it needs a brocha. Can you chew gum on a fast day?
How long are you staying?
I figured I would bring this back up so Grandmaster can discuss his new subtitle.
All the arabs are is crud. Why should we stoop to their level? Than again we should not treat them like normal people.
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Papa- Skiing is so much better. Why would you go snowboarding instead? Why did you pick Salt Lake City because I bet there are lots of places that are closer to New York than Salt Lake City
Eat out, it’s good for you.
Papa- Are you for real?
I honestly don’t know exactly. Potato chips, jumper cables, part of a baby crib, random clothes of all sorts, soda sometimes, motor oil, de-icer, and many more things I can’t name off hand.
I have a brother with the name Paysach and he spells it Paysach.
I consider myself a big biker. I ride a Diamondback Sorrento which I like a lot. It has great shocks and has 21 speeds. It runs about $275 brand new. I use it as means of transportation when my destination is not too far (5 miles) and I also ride for exercise. It is good for most terrain and very durable. If I was able to afford it I would get a Trek hybrid which can run, depending on the model, up to $2500. I have a shop near me that does a tune up for $50.
I feel for people like you.
I always had it taped to my shirt.
I don’t care what sounds I make as long as I get the food.
Speaking of alteh posters, where has watermelon gone;)
I’ll put down money that this thread will be closed soon.
eclipse- You’re still here?!
I think I was distantly related to R’ Blumenkrantz.
CAD- When one pledges to bring a Korban in the Bais Hamikdash, Even if it was out of the goodness of his heart he is now required to bring it and nothing less. When you pledge to do somthing you must do it.
Was she friends with Mississippi?
After being in the mafia for 30 years as a hit-man, Artie decides it is time to stop. Joe, a good friend of Artie, asks him to get rid of 3 guys who have been causing him problems. Artie says that since Joe is such a good friend he will do it as his last mission and will only charge Joe $1. Joe tells Artie that these men meet at the fruit store on Wednesdays at 3:00. Artie decides he will not shoot them because it will make too much of a scene rather he decides to strangle them and dump their bodies near by. On Wednesday Artie goes to the fruit store and waits for the men. The men arrive and Artie scans the area for other people. The area is clear and Artie makes his move. Everything goes fine but as he is leaving the scene he notices a person who was standing nearby who saw the whole thing. Artie runs home and is later arrested. The headlines of the paper the next day were:
ARTIE-CHOKES 3 FOR A DOLLAR AT THE FRUIT STORE
I would like to thank The Goq for starting a very nice thread.
What area do you live in?
Threads generally stay on topic but if they don’t it is probably because the baseball season is starting. Did you know that Alex Rodriguez was cutting his taxes?
It’s not bad but nothing is going to beat the Chanukah one.
I don’t eat breakfast. I go straight from davening to my chavrusa and by the time I get back It’s 11:00.
There is already a thread with the exact same title. Look a little further down the page.
I like the clever name but I heard about it about 3 years ago when I was talking to Yitzy Bald.
Last night I saw this at a Yeshiva:
Gold fish in the toilets.
Mini dollar store alarms on every door.
Stink bombs.
Bowls of gold fish on staff desks.
Caution tape all over.
Took the computer from the Menahel’s desk and replaced it with a TV monitor and put beer bottles around it.
By the way the offices were locked and the keys were taken without the Hanhalas knowledge.
During davening turned on a mic that was on the Amud.
Smile E. Face is a fellow Chicagoan. Smile it’s nothing to be ashamed of you can just say it.
Soda tastes good in sloppy joe.
The windy city is my place.
Obelix- You are quite fat! You are keeping all the Romans for yourself?
Astrix
This isn’t with a poretz but it’s funny.
There was a sultan who called for a Jew and a Karaite to debate their religions. When they arrived at the palace they stopped at the door to remove their shoes. The Karaite removed his shoes, left them by the door and entered. The Jew removed his shoes picked them up and carried them in with him. When they entered the throne room and stood before the sultan the Jew was holding his shoes. The Karaite said to the sultan “Look at this Jew, he brings his shoes before the sultan, what disrespect!” The jew replied “There was a man in history who removed his shoes, It was Moshe Rabeinu. He removed his shoes when he went up onto Har Sinai and when he came back down they were gone because a Karaite had stolen them. I decided not to take the risk so I carried mine in.” The Karaite replied “This is nonsense, there were no Karaites back then.” With that the Jew said “Than how can you claim you were the ones the torah was given to?”
Compliment of Impact by Aryeh Kaplan
Obelix- I love your screen name. It’s a favorite comic of mine.
Zeeskite- What about your subtitle?
Shticky guy- It’s not really a story it is just for shtick but monis jefferson is the name I use in my house to replace jon doe or plony. I thought it would be funny to put Q as his middle initial and give him a phd at the same time.
Thanks mod 80!
Is this the one bpt?
Wow this is a change we get to pick ours! Can I get “Dr. Monis Q. Jefferson Phd”? Thank you.
Can I request a change?
Ok you go first.
If you check this thread every once in a while he will let you know if he is giving them out. You can request your sub title but the mods probably will not listen.
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I was learning how to be a carpenter and I was great at it in fact my teacher said I hit the nail on the head.
Mods- Would you mind removing mine and tzippi’s posts now that you have changed the title.
This is a privilege that comes with age.