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and yes, I really like apple pie
I was thinking about faking being a moderator (like giving myself the name MOderater76 or something like that), but then I decided it wouldn’t be allowed. So I just decided to declare that I am not a mod (it was either that name or something like ‘apple pie’)
*Bump*
All food that Hashem created is good (except if it’s bad for your health)-Trust789
Even if the food is bad for your health it could still be good (in proportions). Like for simchas, Shabbos or Yom Tov.
In any case, this thread is clearly just a mockery/joke that PBA made, which people took way to seriously (the hashkafa was very nice and true, but PBA was not even close to serious- hence that fact he implied he doesn’t want to have kids who are yirei shamyim).
It doesn’t matter anyway, because I dropped the fruit down the sewer and then decided to…
The Catskills! We went to the best summer home of all time which is…
so the only food they had left was a rotten apple. It was a bad apple. However, this green apple actually had something unique about it; it was really…
it was a parade of blind mice. They were running in all directions, unsure of their destination. Then we took our brooms and started whacking the rodents, after which we realized..
PBA already explained he’s a member of emunas yisroel, so he’s always davening (probably for daas for wise-crack comments to put on the CR).
Always know that you are unique, just like everyone else.
life is like a fillet of fish. (Hamaiven Yavin)
Sorry I just assumed a thread about ketchup threads would be explaining the foolishness of threads about ketchup. My apologies.
If you want to bash ketchup threads, this is technically also a thread on ketchup.
Completely maskim to ultimateskier on the seforim of Rav Pincus. I read Nefesh Shimshon about Shabbos and I could hardly put it down. Now I’m reading the one on torah and its equally as good.
Bump!!!- Can’t wait till the summer!!
Here is a better one for you:”The CR spilled coffee all over me- making me the wicked witch of the mess”
Dear popa bar abby,
If 42 is the the answer to life’s most important question, whats the actual question that 42 answers?
From, six times seven
Mod 42: lol, very punny I think I should make haodama on the cornyness of that- except that doe is probably shehokol, which is the bracha that always yotzei bidiyeved:)
Why are you called “smart”star if you can’t spell urgent right? (no offense, its just very ironic and I have to point it out)
Well, its probably not my essence, but sure tastes good:)
Can my patronus be food?- bec if it is then it would likely be apple pie!
lucky for you that you had a lightning rod (look at my subtitle) 🙂
lol, i thought joseph was the only one with multiple personalities on the cr:)
The award for color goes to:……….moskidoodle(:
Well, I’m definatelty not a mod- so i guess you can kind of sort of say that it somes me up (in a kind-of-sort-of way):)
Here is a very funny article: It all started in Mars, California. The way everyone stared at me made me feel as if I were from a different planet. After a good look at my reflection at Monkey’s Eyebrow, Kentucky, I saw why. I put on hold my vacation to Prettyboy, Maryland-a trim was in order. But Where? Tater Peeler, Tennessee, it seemed was the logical spot. I was wrong. The barbers in Scissors, Texas, made a valiant effort to save my do, but it was too late: I was left down in the dumps in Bald Head, Maine. Comfort food was called for, and i found some in Cookietown, Oklahoma. After a month of indulgence, people wondered aloud if I were from Chuncky, Mississippi. The fat jokes got to me, so I moved to where they would never call me that- Big Bone, Kentucky. it was pure fantasyland. During the day I swam in Ham Lake, Minnesota; at night I dreamd I was in King Arthur Court, Tennessee. All was fine as long as I got home by midnight in Cinderella, West Virginia, and didn’t tell anyone about seeing Unicorn, Pennsylvania. Had i let the slip out, they’d surely have sent me straight to Looneyville, Texas. (I’m skipping some lines over here). They insisted I take my jokes and drive down to Jot ‘Em Down, Texas.
me also