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Re: jewishfeminist02 “I’m proud to say that I have never drunk a cup of coffee in my life”
Totally nothing to be proud of, on the contrary you don’t know what your missing! I have one a day in the morning and it literally wakes me up with a real Geshmak taste and feeling!
I’m not stupid enough to drink more then one a day because I know it’s easily addictive though.
jewishfeminist02- you have to r4ealise that these people who prefer not to answer should be respected, they don’t mean to hurt your feelings rather they are very close to G-D and they feel that it might distance them from Him to speak to a woman even if it’s only two words.
I probably would answer actually but at least i can see where these people are coming from…
Sorry but q is by far the easiest!
zevi8- But it is if you have weird Shittos
jO jO- No need to make an official topic about it. You’re just filling up space. But I promise you there will always be something to argue about here!!!
Joseph Hee Hee.
Great stuff. Hopefully he won’t take that to heart!
ALZHEIMERS’ EYE TEST
Count every ” F ” in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS…
HOW MANY ?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 — no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F’s before you scroll down.
The brain cannot process “OF”.
Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 “F’s” on the first go is a genius.
Three is normal, four is quite rare.
SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:
You can’t choose your face but you can pick your nose
zevi8- Never heard such rubbish in my life. Kol Hakavod to them if they managed to keep the internet away from their kids. Okay they have work on not smoking or car seats but to let a kid have access is like stabbing them directly how can you compare?
BTW does this mean that Obama is defiantly President????
This is so cute. I love this! Everyone fights then everyone makes up. I’m literally crying on my keyboard (Mariner, please don’t post how to fix it!).
Well done Sarah for taking it so well and you should be Matzliach and have loads of Nachas Ad Meoh Ve’esrim.
GMAB- I was with you all the way, didn’t think you were so bored to use a few different user names and have an argument with yourself!
You should all be Gebensht and keep the postings happy and friendly!
I heard something like that but not about R’ Chaim.
teenager chill. This is just a discussion…
Those two things are as unfunny as can be unless you LIKE paying taxes and dying…
Oh come on reenmasheen. This aint a kids blog
What 10 letter word starts with g…e…l…t?
Shidduchim
All these people singers composers gotta have a phone number which you can contact them on. Or mail them a recording with your email address and I’m sure they’ll give it a listen and tell you if it has potential.
Oh please tell me that we havn’t fallen to Knock Knock Jokes…
But on the subject….
Knock Knock
Whose there?
Boo
Boo who?
No need to cry it’s only a joke!
Black Hattitude??? Are they not just a bunch of Bochrim?
On the subject of Shiduchim & Sukkos:
An esrog is like a son-in-law. First you check him out for every spot then you sow him to all your friends then you dance with him for seven days and then you make Kompot out of him!!!
Gut Yom Tov- noitallmr
Phone Lipa…Simple!
Finish the masechta b’kiyus…
Oh Come on…
I Davven in a minyan starting 7:30am and finish 3:30pm which is what everyone would call long. But It’s so beautiful i don’t even look at my watch once the whole davvening. This is one time of year that you really connect with your creater and I could spare a few hours to beseech of him for a good year i don’t know about you!
Mariner…How do you know so much? Were you born out of a printer?
Please clarify your question. Do you want to know how to get your compositions onto a CD??? The answer is to simply record them convert to MP3 and burn on a CD…
Well said intelligent. Really Give Me A Break, give us all a break and stop posting all your anti-frum posts on this Heimisher Forum.
Had an amusing story last year. On my way back from Tashlich a Goyshe taxi driver stops me and ask me why were all going to the water. So (feeling stupid) I told him that once a year we throw all our sins to the fish, he answered “the river’s dirty enough without all your sins”….
Mac kicks Pc…even though I use a Pc, when I have a chance to use a mac i grab the chance they are much more user freindly, faster and more geshmak!
Just got it…Really awesome would highly recommended to everyone out there…great for the car too!
No offense but this is really too random!!!
You are forgiven…if anyone thinks I need to ask them Mechila please post their reason below…
Sure it is…The coffee room mainly, you cant really get addicted to news but a coffee room when you’re waiting for a response is always exciting to see what random topics come up.
“can we opt-out of these mailings?”
Not a chance…this is the least we could do for the Editor and staff working tirelessly for the benefit of the Broader Jewish Community. A few seconds is not asking a lot…
You’re right I take it back maybe it was a bit over said. Not exactly a mouthpiece but his word is law concerning all matters Gashmi and Ruchni…
Well done…made me smile!
I think we wear Black & White simply because it’s less attractive. Also if we could wear colored people would spend much more time buying and deciding which clothes to wear which is wrong for a man and bitul torah…
Never heard of it but here are a few other Challah minhogim.
On Rosh Hashana the challah may be rolled into a circular shape (sometimes referred to as a “Turban Challah”), symbolizing the cycle of the year. Sometimes the top is brushed with honey in honor of the “sweet new year.”
The Middle Eastern Mizrahis use a flat bread resembling pitta. In some traditions twelve pitta breads are used, to represent the Lechem Hamishneh. They are arranged in two layers, with the central two breads of the upper layer used for the blessing. Mizrahis of Central Asian-Bukharian descent eat a bread called leeposhka.
For the Shabbat after Passover, some families have a tradition of baking “shlissel challah,” with the impression of key on top or an actual key baked inside. This is supposed to be a segula for one’s livelihood.
If you want to hear Jewish Music the way it should sound, go to one of the many Simchos Beis Hasheivous and watch the sweating Bochurim/ Men dance…It’s a sight to withhold. Wish I could be there. Have a gr8 time!
Just saw this thread. Really impressed with you Teenager that you’re so desperate to improve and to become a better Jew. All of us can take a Chizuk from you even the much more religious that the chief goal of our being on this earth is just to seek to become closer to G-D and his ways. I think that if you try a bit then G-D will help you a lot and you’ll be able to see Hashgacha Protis along the whole way.
Keep it up and thanks again for enlightening me!
mariner I beg to differ. A godel buyisroel who paskens is Hashems mouthpiece because he knows the Whole Torah and Shulchan Oroch and therefore can Pasken al pi it. This applies to every Godel not just someone who you approve of…
David Bar-Magen- Nice one but too famous!
mariner- as usual when it comes to tech you say stuff that only you and Bill Gates understand. Please have the rest of YW in mind when you explain some technological. Cheers! 😉
p.s do you work for Microsoft?
Well said teenager…the same applies to smoking which is so addictive you feel positively awful without it…
Can someone please tell me what PETA is?? Forgive my ignorance but I’m from the U.K…
I’d reccomend a Ford S Max…
By the way just on the subject…
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 a.m. While his coffee pot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can’t find a good paying job in…..AMERICA…..
mariner- have you swallowed an encyclopedia?
I think he was asking if a boy should be all into his clothes and styles to which the answer is definitely not because it takes time away from one’s earning and you become a bal gaiva. But on the other hand you should always have a nicely ironed shirt and look decent because an old shitta of mine is that it doesn’t take a shirt- out greasy haired person to become a Gadol!