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However much I like sports, I think it’s wrong to allow an official thread which will lead to unnecessary worshiping and idolizing these Shkotzim who run round like Behamos all day. The Bitul Zman will be terrible and it’s just not suitable for a Yeshivish Frum Website.
Just my opinion.
A man told his friend that his mother-in-law just passed away and he’s arranging for the funeral to proceed through the back alleys in order not to get an Ayin Hora.
“Guess ya only learn from experience unfortunately “
No! That is this generations mistake…everyone thinks I’m safe nothing can happen to me. Just look on the news how many fatal car accidents there are out there. It’s tragic…you gotta be careful. Sense should tell you not to.
I’ve got bluetooth built into my car B”H so I don’t have the Nisayon of talking. But even before that, it says Mefurash in the Posuk Veshmartem me’od Nafshoseichem…you gotta take care of the life Hashem gave you.
intellegent- nope nothing…
Too cheap…
Come on everyone…der heiliger mam-loshen???
Cut it out myshadow. You want this thread to be closed too???
But nice line! 😉
FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL, AND ONLY FOOTBALL!
This is the one decent sport in the world! Any supporters out there?
ICOT- “(why all the colors – er, colours on the list?)”
In the U.S do you write “colors”??? We write “colours”…
Am I the only one hear who absolutely loves peas in the pods???
Moderator- from Starbucks? Just kidding!
Hamantachen have the most gruesome taste and look. Latkes on the other hand are golden and soft tasting like a dream. (I smack my lips)
You can’t type too much brooklyn19
Whereabouts? International?
How many you thinking of producing. Be a bit more specific…
Why don’t you do a quick copy and paste?
Appreciated…this is my life at stake 🙂
ICOT- It was written in Yiddish for a reason!
Which Nochri would visit this site anyway?
20 yr old boy- depends what he’s like. Some guys would love a new sefer some would love an iPod. Is he Yeshivish or not really?
20 yr old girl- iPod speakers, perfume, something with a picture of you 2 on, cheap jewelery…
“you could also use google chrome as an exploder also good”
Careful what you write or you’ll have the FBI onto you…
asdfghjkl- nice idea.
Let me guess what the question will be…why do we light 8 nights if the Nes was only for seven???
You haven’t had cholent you haven’t tasted food. Period! Quit the junk and start cholenting….
dont have internet- I also hate driving in the snow. My car tends to slip and slide on ice and you have to literally crawl along!
Heehee…texted it to the wife. She loved it thanx
Well done moderators for a fantastic job once again. Vehamaivin Yovin!!!
Come on Mariner…haven’t heard from you for ages. This is your expertise!
If you want an amazing treadmill and the thinnest and most portable in the world go for the Adidas i-run! Phenomenal!
Believe it or not people- I started doing skipping rope!!! No kidding! It’s amazing exercise for your legs and arms. Really great.
mdlevine- wow. Asach Gezunt and Nachas fun ale Kinder im”y.
Splash out and go somewhere. I’d recommend Venice- gorgeous place!
You for real yenta101?
Is that an end to my charrif and chumus? SNIFF SNIFF… :-(((((((
Someone gave his Shvigger a tissue and said, “this should be the only thing you stick your nose into.”
loyalyid- good point!
By the way can we maybe start under this thread some mother-in-law jokes?
I simply Looooove them!
Here’s one for starters-
Mother-in-law buys son-in-law two ties. A blue tie and a grey one. He goes upstairs to change and comes down a few minutes later with the grey tie on. “Don’t you like the blue tie”, asks his mother-in-law.
brooklyn19- are you by any chance jfeminist02 under another username??? 😉
Is it really a good idea to pretend to your husband that he knows it all?
Someone who comes into Davenning with a bluetooth has zero excuses. Even if he’s on Hatzoloh or waiting for a call from his wife, he can put his phone on vibrate in his shirt pocket. It’s extremely disrespectful to the Beis Hamedrash and should be banned.
“”And,” added the master, “If you were so concerned that the other servant was not honoring me appropriately, why did you not help him in his work?”. “
Beautiful line. Really spot on where it hurts!
Same here zimby. Bring on the Chulent…
You a bochur by any chance? 😉
Les Man Depalig- Latkes. Can we have a vote with more of a range for either side please?
Re: brooklyn19 don’t wory I’m not. Just good to know that you can ALWAYS do Teshuva no matter what!
Concerning this whole thread. DAVEN DAVEN DAVEN when the Gedolim are asked about Chinuch where to be strict or leniunt with the kids, they say that there is no answer. Just daven away that they should grow up to be true Torahdik Yidden. Im”y by all of you-
Esther1- Yeah sorry I should have written it better!
Does anyone know of any word that does NOT have a rhyme???
1) Orange
2) Purple (Thanx lakewoodwife)
Any more?
myshadow- im”y Bekorov!
If you’re in Israel- try the two shekel shops!
brooklyn19- you’re Swiss? Just kidding 😉
Re: feivel
Forgive my ignorance but my Yiddish is a bit rusty. what does “noyt ahl mir” mean?
charlie brown- you should go for modern art. They actually pay for that kind of stuff!
But I see what you were trying to do though!
“What do you (noitallmr) feel the guidelines should be for posting? “
I don’t think I need to spell out any guidelines for moderation simply because everyone here has a brain and knows what’s acceptable on a Frum Website and what isn’t. Boruch Hashem there’s a great group of guys moderating who know exactly when to stop a topic when to delete a post etc.
But i repeat, I haven’t seen one inappropriate post on this website at all. Great job guys keep up the good work…Kol Ho’osek Butzorchei Tzibur Be’emuno HKB”H Yeshalem Schorom!!!
Ha Ha-
Nicely written! Made me lol till the end!
Nice one there brooklyn19. Post it on the humor thread.
Thanks The Queen of Persia. Seems I don’t “know it all”!!!
Howz the weather in Brooklyn at the present? Good old U.K’s freezing like usual…
Anyone hear heard of Alan Carr’s book against smoking???
brooklyn19- never too late for Teshuva. Hashem loves you like the rest of us…
Like the full screen tip in firefox please post all tips and tricks in the new thread for this:
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/computer-tips-have-any
Anyone here in Hatzolo besides for me??? (yes i do work for the FBI but my name aint WILL HILL)