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Really, how dya know that?
You know him personally?
(I thought their Shittos were alike ;-))
Joseph, Yeah…I think so too.
I think we should also ask who is the best poster here?
What do I mean by “best”?
The most normal, no-screw-missing, down-to-earth poster here with correct Shittos?
brooklyn19- nice nice NICE!
Another similar one:
The Mayor and his wife were walking in the street when suddenly his wife gives a very friendly wave to a passing builder.
“How do you know HIM?”, asked the mayor in astonishment.
“Oh I was actually gonna get married to him you know before I met you” replied his wife.
“See how lucky you are,” said the mayor, “if you would’ve married him what would you have been? The wife of a common builder!”
“No No,” replied his wife, “if I would’ve married him HE would’ve been the mayor!”
If I know the editor, he’ll go for Latkes like every normal person…
85??? Do I sound that young? Not gonna reveal my age but I remember when the Dead Sea was very sick.
Kidding I’m pretty young actually but never quite got the hand of all the short-hand texting (mostly used by girls actually…)
Yeah loads better…:o) ;o)
p.s what does jk stand for?
Nice one brooklyn but a bit stale.
Come on guys, no more jokes out there???
Would highly recommend playing Gam Ki Elech by Carlebach. Very beautiful and easy to learn!
I actually play Piano a bit but nothing to write home about!
But I’m really really musical though. I LOVE IT!
“My wife will occasionally get me a belt.”
Can be understood in two ways actually. 😉
Was a bit surprised upon first reading! There’s a hotline for that sort of thing! lol
ICOT- actually took the time to copy it to word but can’t make head or tails. At least tell me what it’s supposed to be then I’ll use my imagination for the rest!
charlie brown lol yeah.
But still sometimes it’s light rain sometimes it’s heavy rain…
Still something to forecast!!!
“gimme a break! Of course I knew you were joking! “
Talking about gimme a break, where is Give Me A Break(GMAB)??? He just vanished from being one of the biggest posters…
Can I purchase shares in the Moderating Board???
Welcome YW Moderator-42 sit back and enjoy the show!
Nah brooklyn19…noitall= I know everything worth knowing ;-)………
Great stuff BYM…
Whats up?
Re: asdfghjkl
Sorry just now saw your post. Many thanks and have a Great Voch & Yom Tov.
Re: Joesph
“wise poster said earlier today”
I’m flattered!!! Nice to see we’re in the same boat!
jphone- speak for yourself. If you think that you are a person with “the least to live for in the real world, so they spend the bulk of their time in cyberspace” then I’d kinda keep that info private and not post it in a thread.
For your info B”H I have more then enough to live for I promise you but still find a bit of spare time to do a bit posting every now and again.
By the way Joesph, does this make me your Vice Chief Poster?
LATKES it is! Can’t wait!
Thanks Joesph. Good to see someone out there with some normal Shittos!
Forgive my ignorance but what’s a “rottweiler”?
Re: jphone
“Leitzanus (mother in law jokes for example)”
You are so narow minded. Leitzonus is not jokes. Leitzonus is to make a serious Yiddishe issue not important because you made it seem much lighter then it is. For example after a mussar Shmooze to make a joke about the Rabbi who gave it is Leitzonus since the person you tell it to will not heed his words any more. Stam jokes are absolutely fine.
“Lashon Hara, Rechilus and sinas chinam”
The moderators are doing a great job keeping all that out of here, but if you think that this whole CR is all that, no-one asked you to go click on it. But If I’m already on it and I think that this place is Kosher Veyoshor it would be a shame to have a Sports Thread for the reasons I discussed before.
brooklyn19- Thanx so much for adding me to the list of Rabbis here. My ego’s been tripled!
Chuck Schwab- On Thursday’s i tend to be a night- owl…
Is that OK by you?
Yeah Esther1. He has stopped over 6 million people globally from smoking and it is a must-read for any smoker. But obviously it’s only gonna work if you wanna stop but just can’t. If you don’t wanna stop don’t bother with it.
I heard from someone who has seen it black and white in a Sefer that R Elyashiv paskened it’s OK for a Bocher to smoke once a day.
Not recommending just for the knowledge…
“i’m kinda sorry to say this, but i went to a soccer game in Israel”
I’d be embarrassed as well as sorry.
For the same price, music can also be very distracting- specially for me- I LUV MUZIC…
Any time- I’n not a noitall for nothing!
Make sure there are decent Chulent Recipes and ideas for a long Leil Shishy…
Buy the self parking Lexus…
xerox did you not see my 🙂 at the end meaning I wasn’t being exactly serious? Come on man where’s the humor?
Nike Air Max- do yourself a favor and go for them! Really comfortable and cheapish for the quality.
Does/did anyone here learn Karate or martial arts?
Why are us in good ol’ England deprived of a weather forecast on this thread???
I can’t believe I’m the only guy here from the U.K???
Thanx asdfghjkl- I try! But honestly why a sane guy would want to call himself that is beyond em!
Chuck Schwab- I thought Sherlock Holmes was dead?
md = EDITED. ????
A Hartzig Mazel Tov!
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Tachlis- the CR would not be the same without me…yea I know I have a high self esteem!
p.s do I get a prize?
Anyone who doesn’t appreciate decent MIL jokes is either one themselves or a real feminist…btw great stuff squeak keep ’em coming
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Will settle for nothing under 3 million dollars for that stunning masterpiece.
Mods- Please edit to fit in…thanx
Present for Spouse. Just wish her Happy Anniversary!!! And no I’m not a marriage councilor…
flatbush27- what? You didn’t find this thread interesting?
“I think they get a bad rap”
Yeah? Talk to Matisyahu about it…
Sorry folks 😉
You should feel right at home in the monkey’s cage…;-)
But seriously get yourself another username. I disturbs me. Even as a joke you shouldn’t call yourself after that guy…
Lakewood by the Rebbe R’ Matisyahu is the place to be!
It’s all very nice to preach and lecture about not pumping the breaks when skidding but Tachlis, when you’re skidding and headed for a vehicle or a wall- you wanna just floor the breaks and not think twice. Maskim?
To all the people here that was wondering what I meant about Bitul Zman. Sorry I wasn’t very clear I’ll try and explain.
In a normal discussion it’s basically what your opinion is, post it and that’s basically the end of that. Of course you might come to that thread to argue it out but it’ll stop very shortly. Sports however is one of those never ending subjects because there are always things going on in th sports world so it will definitely lead to more Bitul Zman then the usual thread arguing which food is better. Obviously I’m not trying to say that half the stuff here isn’t Bitul Zman, rather that Sports will be just that bit more then the usual threads.
But that was Agav a Nekuda to the main point I wanted to say.
myshadow- maskim. But friday afternoon is also great….
HeeHee
Chanuka Gelt is in Mishna Brura I think.
Chaunak presents comes from Kratzmach…