noitallmr

gavra_at_work- but i do…

asdfghjkl- Wish you loads of Hazlocho finding your Bashert B’korov…maybe maybe…just thinking of the C.R members…………………….

Ya know something asdfghjkl? You have a fair point- I wouldn’t put it past myself!

asdfghjkl- you serious? Have you never mentioned your wife or kids? Could be my over-active imagination!

Why don’t you go to the restaurant at the top of the Statue of Liberty?

Sorry folks never been to the U.S…

asdfghjkl- “thanx for the thread”????? Huh you still in the Parsha?

There’s a major difference between always being very well dressed and being into clothes. A person should always be well dressed. It is a Kiddush Hashem. I personally pride myself in always being tip- top. But you get another guy whose majorly into his makes and will blow his wallet to buy himself some Gucci Tie or Armani Suit- these people are living in their Chitzonoyos and that is a bad thing.

You see this contrast most by Bochrim and it’s a shame to see a Bochur majorly into his clothes always flicking dust off his jacket whilst davvening, straightening his hat which anyway took him half an hour in front of a mirror to get the exact right angle- (bit perched too one side!!!)

😉

I was once in Yeshiva and I got good eyes!!!

Teen: you wrote “im very happy being where i am”.

Totally zero offense to you and I hope your privileged that I’m posting here because I don’t usually post these days, but I simply can’t believe your above statement.

It is simply not possible for you to be happy with life if your not living like a true Torah Jew I have very simply and clear- cut proofs for this. Take a celebrity that has everything in Olam Hazeh one could wish for- Elvis Presley. Money, fame he had more than anyone could ever dream for but he was so depressed he was on approx 200-250 anti- deppresents per DAY! Tell me how does that make sense? According to all logic he should be the happiest man in the world he had everything a man could wish for down here???

The answer is that one simply can’t be happy with temporary enjoyments like money or fame. Every pleasure I repeat every single pleasure in this world is temporary and not really happiness because the world make a mistake between excitement and happiness. Going on a roller coaster will not make you happy- it’s exciting.

Excitement can never give you real happiness. When you get older you’ll realize this more and more that the only fulfilling happiness in to be a true Torah Jew and live a true Torah lifestyle. This is Hashem’s gift to us that we can really be happy as oppose to the nations of the earth that we live in that are constantly looking and searching for temporary excitements and pleasures.

Please realize this and take it into account.

Hatzlocho Rabba and remember I am totally not trying to diss you or mix into your personal life story, rather hoping I turned on alight for you.

“So his policy was no returns after Shabbos or a holiday”

Wow that’s a great idea. But it’s definitely true that people make the most out of an easy returning policy. There’s a shop in the U.K that is so easy to return to that people started calling it a Gemach. This creates a major Chilul Hashem when they see how many Jewish people “buy” stuff and return after using.

Side point- We Pasken Gezeilo Akum Ossur- It’s forbidden to steal from a Nochri.

Oh yes- you from the U.K?

Or do you work the night-shift?

Thanks…I can breath again!

Yeah moish01 I’m from England actually the U.K as asdfghjkl rightly said and therefore my y is at the top- qwertyui. But eastern Europe for example France Switzerland etc have it as qwertz but it doesn’t quite have the same ring as qwerty.

By the way I see that you’ve successfully replaced me as the C.R best poster! Great work on your behalf…

myshadow- ‘preciated!

I’ve got this thing that if Hashem wants you to win you’ll win even if you only purchase on ticket. You obviously have to purchase one for Hishtadlus but to buy more is a non- jewish concept of increasing your chances. Hashem has the power to make you win with 1 to a thousand.

Feivel- you should write a book with Hashem’s Niflo’os Haboire…Who agrees with me?

Yeah sorry “an open book”…been kinda busy lately so don’t really have so much time to hang around here but every now and again I show my face…

How are you keeping anyway?

Sherlock Holmes was with Watson (his accomplice) tenting in a field. Sherlock turns to Watson and asks, “Watson what do you deduce from the stars?”

Watson replies, “I deduce that we are simply a speck in the huge universe and every start is so many hundreds of times bigger than us- truly humbling, what do you deduce Sherlock?”

Replied Sherlock, “I deduce our tent has been stolen!”

Share a bagel with my wife? That would leave about a fifth of it for me…

Re: myshadow

I got my contacts…don’t ask questions 🙂

Nice one Feivel which reminds me of the famous question why couldn’t Moishe Rabeinu do the Makoh of Dam by hitting the water? The answer is because Moishe felt Hakoros Hatov that the water saved his life by carrying him away in his basket so he couldn’t do the Makoh on it.

We see how far Hakoros Hatov goes…

RoshYeshivah- decaf??? Your a deprived soul!

How ’bout a topic-

“Come back noitallmr”…

Who here besides for yours truly is addicted to dried fruit? Banana Guava Mango bring ’em on!!! Packets of ’em…

But I’ll take a nice fat oily steak any day!

“its not mutar on purim. its just accepted “

Whoa a bit slower…if you are smoking on Purim and Purim only then it doesn’t go into the category of Veshomartem Meod Nafshoseichem because 3 cigs a year will not do anything at all to your lungs.

But chances are that if you start on Purim your bound to carry on and eventually get addicted which is clearly and definitely ossur. So it might be Ossur to smoke on Purim solely because you will likely end up addicted but the actual smoking isn’t ossur.

STEAK… a oversized mouth watering STEAK!!! How come no one here has mentioned steak. Had one of the best ones ever in J.S – Manchester, U.K. Goes without saying that you gotta wash it down with a pint of Heiniken! Ahhhhhhhhh…

Would highly recommend! And if your in Israel- Sheyan is where you wanna be.

Re: Joesph

My absence? Well i kinda don’t really have time any more to post like I used to. But keep up the great work brother, your doing fine. Being Mechanech the Oilam just like I remember it.

And Mod72 you still around???

‘Night all (I’m from England you see!)…