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gotagoodpoint isnt that ilegal?
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantif its no facts than no.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantno
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantwhat are the to 10 longest threads?
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantyes but not against the Upsilon variant ( coming out in 2024) you need to get the 28th booster to combat that.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantmelbournian i think that chabad niks do what ther Local orthodox rabbi tells them to do and litvishes do what there local orthodox rabbi tells them to do.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantwhat did the right eye say to left eye. “between me and you somthing smells
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipanttrolly is something you use in the supermarket
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantbring him to a chabad house
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantA child determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantalways ask questions the rav was not from america and i read in some panflit given out by th local litvish community
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantDugi a continent is in a country
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantis this a serious post. why the trolls
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantcan anyone help i have an ID 10t error
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantyou dont need a parachute to go skydiving, unless your going twice
October 8, 2021 12:32 am at 12:32 am in reply to: Whats 2+2 (need help with shvach math homework) #2013511ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipanttechnicaly if you take 2 2s it equals twotwo, which is also tootoo wich is the noise the train makes if you prounounce tuna as t-una as apposed to chuna therefore we realize that sinse no one says choochoo we realized its pronounced tuna not chuna and that exlains that 2+2 is incorect
October 8, 2021 12:29 am at 12:29 am in reply to: how long does it take for a post to get moderated #2013509ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantLol
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantA famous litvish rov (i forgot the name) spoke to the litvish comunity and said they shouldent go to minyonim cause of chilul hashem. when someone explained to him the situation that most people are not keeping the restrictions he said it would not be a chilul hashem
October 6, 2021 11:02 pm at 11:02 pm in reply to: Out of Town – Chassidish community options? #2013069ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantMelbourne australia
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantAn old man is struck by a car and brought to the hospital. A nurse enters his room and says, “Sir, are you comfortable?”
The old man replies, “I make a nice living.”ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantBernstein walks into work one day at 9. He is very late The boss is furious. “You should have been here at 8:30!” he shouts.
“Why?” says Shapiro. “What happened at 8:30?”ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantin the teiva noach spent the whole time focusing on avoida and ruchnius after the mabul hahsem tells noach to leave the teivah i.e. leave the ideal life, the life of just serving hashem and enter into the real world. the Be’sht taught that teivah can also mean world enter into the ‘word’ the words of torah and davening. we enter the teivah in the month of tishrei and envelop ourselves in words of davening and torah. now that tishrei is over we must go out of the teivah and enter the real world.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipanthey noo what haened to this thread where are the dvar torahs?
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantin a tish you eat the rebbes shirayim in a farbrengen you the bakerys shirayim
October 6, 2021 7:42 pm at 7:42 pm in reply to: how long does it take for a post to get moderated #2013043ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantyou must be a wise man!
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantnoo i heard that tosfos asks your question in sota daf 57 and answers that since the majority are red it is not lying to say roses are red. we have a rashi that says in temurah daf 118 that say that there was a story where an epidemic started that says that after the churban beis hamikdosh hasheini roses stoped being only red
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipant*train
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantWow @reb eliezer i was never zoiche too see the rebbe as i only came crown heights after the rebbe was niftar. i missed the rain.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantA California state trooper pulls over a car and walks over to the driver. “Today’s your lucky day.” he says. We have a program to promote seatbelt use. I pulled you over because you were wearing your seatbelt. You will receive a reward of $5,000. So, what are you going to do with the money?
The man thinks for a moment and answers, “I think the first thing I will do is go out and get a drivers license.”
His wife in the front passenger seat screams out, “Oh for goodness sake, officer don’t listen to him, he always talks nonsense when he’s drunk.”
The commotion wakes up their friend in the back seat. He sees the officer and screams to the couple, “I told you we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car.”
And then there is a banging from the trunk followed by a voice, “Ay amigos, did we cross the border yet?
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipanti think i got an answer to the question. “its not about the daf its about the yoimi” i saw it in some ad
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantthis is last post on the list. geshmak
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantreminding them going otd is nto rebelious satying on the derech is srebelious these days
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantsyag lachochma godal hadorah. i think the way i said it was stupid, i do not C’v want to say a chasidisher rebbe is ” one guy” it came out wrong. i apoligize profoundly
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantGuys this is not the right people or forum for this discussion
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantwow i thought everyone was in their late 20s like me.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantTwo bochurim are walking through a neighborhood one evening when they notice they are being followed by a pair of hoodlums.
yossel, say his friend, we better get out of here. There are two of them, and we’re alone!ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipanta breslev a poilishe and a lubavitcher are stuck in gehenim.
The breslev screams “rabbi nachman mauman” and rav nachman pullss him out by his peis
the poilisher screams “rebbe” and is rebbe pulls him out by his feet
the lubavitcher screams “rebbe” and the lubavitcher rebbe comes, gives him a dollar and tells him brocha vhatzlocha in your shlichus!Im also lubavitch so please dont get offended
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantThere i also the idea that he was such a big Tzadik that even in a time that nobody else was good he was good
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantdid you give u on shteiging all day?
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipanti have a flip phone and i finalyh figured out how they kasher it. they duplicate the oerating system and delete what they want and thats why you cant get around it
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantFiretrucks should be pink obviously
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantWHere did all the comments go
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantA chabadnik on a train walked up to a man across the table. “Excuse me,” she said, “but are you Jewish?”
“No,” replied the man.
A few minutes later the chabadnik returned. “Excuse me,” he said again, “are you sure you’re not Jewish?”
“I’m sure,” said the man.
But the chabadnik was not convinced, and a few minutes later he approached him a third time. “Are you absolutely sure you’re not Jewish?” he asked.
“All right, all right,” the man said. “You win. I’m Jewish.”
“That’s funny,” said the chabadnik.” You don’t look Jewish.”ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantFarbrengen definetly. in a tish everyone is just looking at one guy and at the end of the day you dont gain that much. at a farbrengen you get inspired start learning more get more involved in yidishkeit.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantwhat is the longest thhread?
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantim 150 like jooe
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipanti agree
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantMelbournian, i still dont understand how chabadniks like me and you and that tzvati yechie hmelech will have no issue sitting in the sukkah through hail and snow but when someone tells us that theres kedusha so we feel uncomfortable to sleep regardless of weather. Us lubavitchers are a shtickel confusing
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤParticipantLol we dont sleep in the sukka. #thereskabalisticreasons #chabad
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