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i always wanted to be one of those high school girls going to their next class while holding their books with one hand towards their stomach. im in that position now…….
no longer need seminaryMemberhow about when you are wearing a black and white or black and pink striped jumper and you get a stain on the white or pink part? Visible to everyone!
no longer need seminaryMemberi dont know what u need it for but i would suggest a laptop. Definately, without a doubt you should get a mac. the best computer ever through and through
no longer need seminaryMemberas i said, all the best. remember hashem is with you always. you are NEVER alone.
no longer need seminaryMemberursketching, i can totally relate!
no longer need seminaryMemberthx vogue.
no longer need seminaryMemberwhats wrong with bowling? (I know. im not ready to get married yet….)
no longer need seminaryMemberon the ball. i totally relate to that!
how about: i’m staring at my cupboard full of clothes and i still have nothing to wear.
(I might have posted this prev)
no longer need seminaryMembermy parents would NOT have found it funny…….
no longer need seminaryMemberi wish you all the best.
no longer need seminaryMemberchassia.
has she given birth yet yanki613?
no longer need seminaryMemberdy, how did you create a link attached to your name
no longer need seminaryMemberi personally think torture is worse. because if they get killed its over in a matter of moments. torture will really teach them their lesson.
no longer need seminaryMemberthis chat must have the most posts… write or wrong i didnt read all 39 pages but does this topic still apply?
no longer need seminaryMemberbeniguman, you think thats bad. my teacher said she used to teach in a school where if you were found chewing gum in class, you had to put the gum in a jar and take out a different one and chew it.
its prob not true though….
no longer need seminaryMemberthis name is already taken. these things do happen in real life. my house got robbed on pesach. what movie was i acting in?
no longer need seminaryMemberi hate it when you spent all night doing a major assignment till 2 in the am and then you go to school and realise you left it at home………
April 24, 2013 9:40 am at 9:40 am in reply to: How to answer questions regarding a shidduch #1042574no longer need seminaryMembermdd. what do you mean? im only stating the halachos we learnt in school.
no longer need seminaryMemberone of many, YOU said it wrong! its na na na na batman!
April 23, 2013 10:05 am at 10:05 am in reply to: How to answer questions regarding a shidduch #1042563no longer need seminaryMemberwe are just learning about this in school! it doesnt matter what the boy wants. she doesnt have to know that because if she does then she will ust say what the boy wants to hear. rather say the truth in the least negative way possible but dont lie coz eventually the truth will come out and it could ruin the marriage which will lead to embarrassment for both them and their families.
after she says this however, she should remind the caller that noone is perfect and she should relay all the good things about this girl.
no longer need seminaryMemberdot netter: we dont have a shower curtain
how about when you think you have finished the test and then you realised you missed a page…..
and heres another one:
dear teacher,
when 90% of us fail, it isn’t coz we didnt try. its coz your a terrible teacher.
sincerely,
your students!
how bout this one:
*3 am phone call*
hi are you sleeping?
no, im skydiving….
no longer need seminaryMemberthis name is already taken. there is this thing. perhaps youve heard of it. its called robbery. then theres this other thing. its called fraud. then theres this other thing. its called copy right. then theres this other thing called plagiarism. dunno bout you bit none of these things sound even remotely honest. i came up with these in a few seconds. im sure there are MANY more.
no longer need seminaryMemberT613T, yeah, she talks to everyone else. dont think im such an angel though. we pass notes instead……..
no longer need seminaryMemberthis name is already taken: because its online its true? i didnt realise what an honest world we lived in.
no longer need seminaryMemberi still get: ‘pays attention in class, and achieves good grades but doesnt seem to contribute to class discussions.’ My friend gets: ‘ contributes in ckass and acheives good grades but talks too much!’
no longer need seminaryMemberfirstly, i need seminary help so im not in seminary yet. secondly, you would be surprised what seminary girls know, and thirdly seminary girls have just graduated. who knows grammar better than us?
no longer need seminaryMemberyes. its tznius. is it practical? thats another question.
no longer need seminaryMembermy sisters keeper!!! (jodi picoult) as i said earlier all her books are really good
no longer need seminaryMemberrabbi perfect i can relate to that. ill be like ” and…………. this girl here really wants it!”
no longer need seminaryMembertalmud. that doesnt even make sense!
no longer need seminaryMemberoh. ill pass it on. i dont have any info
no longer need seminaryMemberthanx. i try not to post megillas. ive been succesful till now!
no longer need seminaryMembermods, are you able to moderate the shorter ones first and let them go through and then moderate the longer ones because it clearly says in the coffee room rules not to post long megillas. so if they want to, then thats fine but they can be second priority?
no longer need seminaryMemberhas he made any efforts till now? ( i dont mean that offensively, i mean like what is making him search now at the age of 72?)
no longer need seminaryMembertalmud, well when you put it like that……… (im still right though, gotta give me CREDIT)
no longer need seminaryMember1. what about when youre almost asleep and you are having a dream about something really dramatic eg: falling off something and you wake up to catch yourself. by then your wide awake.
April 18, 2013 10:49 am at 10:49 am in reply to: Amusing Questions (division of the Joke Thread) #1020302no longer need seminaryMemberthis name is taken: duh, pink is girly and blue is boyish. why???
i am a girl and i hate pink and purple and all girly stuff like little bows and flowers and all cute things. On the contrary i like sport and i love orange and green. So what does that mean?
April 17, 2013 1:22 pm at 1:22 pm in reply to: Amusing Questions (division of the Joke Thread) #1020295no longer need seminaryMemberwhy is pink for girls and blue for boys?
why cant women put on mascara without opening their mouths?
why do banks leave the doors wide open but their pens chained to the counter?
no longer need seminaryMemberphil99. good ones!
how about this:
admit it, weve all tried someones password
no longer need seminaryMemberjeffery archer is really good if you want murder.
no longer need seminaryMemberwe hold that if it is ur meal u make a hamotzi. if u r having one peice as a snack then its mezones
no longer need seminaryMembersame. i also NEVER EVER cry! she writes one book using many genres eg: mystical, romance, comedy, emotional, etc. really talented!
no longer need seminaryMemberthese are all gr8!
no longer need seminaryMember“all those who don’t are backwards, rude, smelly and not suitable for marriage.” ( i dont know how to make it italic).
Daas Yochid are you saying that if u were a female ( im assuming ur male) and the boy didnt open the door then you would call off the shidduch?
no longer need seminaryMemberteacher: would you like to share what you just said with the rest of the class?
me: obviously not, thats why i whispered it…..
no longer need seminaryMemberwhat?
no longer need seminaryMemberYOU ARE ALL INSANE! there is no halacha saying any of the above. isnt judaism hard enough without looking for ways to make it harder?
and by the way popa-bar-abba, im female, so dont read this…..
no longer need seminaryMember1. when youve already said “What?” 3 times and still have no idea what the person said so you just agree.
2. when you throw something at your friend and it hits someone else.
3. when youve finished your test and you realise youve missed a page…..
4. im staring at my closet full of clothes and i still have nothing to wear
5. i hate it when my hair looks perfect just before i get in the shower..
no longer need seminaryMemberOneOfMany, in the movie i cried when he died. only time ive ever cried while watching a movie
no longer need seminaryMember17 girls in my class
18-chay
18- the legal age
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